Chords for Maddie Zahm - Fat Funny Friend (Lyrics) “I’ve drawn out in sharpie where I’d take the scissors”
Tempo:
105.5 bpm
Chords used:
C
Am
F
G
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[C] I break [F] the ice so they don't [Am] see my size And I have [F] to be nice or I'll be [Am] the next.
[C].
punchline I'm just the best friend in Hollywood movies.
Who [Am] only exists [C] to continue the story The [F] girl gets the guy while I'm standing off.
[Am] the screen So I'll wait for my cue to be [C] comedic relief.
Can't be too [F] loud, can't be too busy [Am] If I don't answer now are they [C] still gonna need [F] me?.
Can't be too [C] proud, can't be [Am] pretty Do they keep me around [C] so their flaws just seem silly?.
They say I'm a wimp, cause they [Am] wouldn't care [C] anyway.
And I could try to explain, but my [Am] efforts in vain.
They [C] can't relate to how [F] I've drawn [C] out and sharpie where I take the [F] scissors.
[Am] If that's what it took for [C] me to look in the mirror.
[F] I've done [C] every diet to make me look thinner [Am] So why do I still feel [C] so goddamn inferior?.
Can't be too loud, can't be too [Am] busy If I don't answer now are they [C] still gonna need me?.
Can't be too proud, can't be pretty [Am] Do they keep me around so [C] their flaws just seem silly?.
[G] Life [C] of a fat funny friend Life [Am] of a fat [C] funny friend.
It's funny [F] when I think a guy [Am] likes me And it's funny when I'm [C] the one who cares.
Let's go eat It's [F] funny when I'm asked to go out on [Am] Halloween.
Dresses and thigh [C] highs while I hide my body.
Can't be too loud, can't be too busy If I don't answer now are they still gonna miss me?.
[G] Can't [C] be too loud, can't be too busy [Am] If I don't answer now [C] are they still gonna need me?.
Can't be too proud, can't be too pretty Do they [Am] keep me around so [C] their flaws just seem silly?.
[G] Life of [C] a fat funny friend Life [Am] of a fat [C] funny friend.
Life of a fat funny friend Life of a fat funny friend.
I've gone out in sharpie where I take the scissors .
[C].
punchline I'm just the best friend in Hollywood movies.
Who [Am] only exists [C] to continue the story The [F] girl gets the guy while I'm standing off.
[Am] the screen So I'll wait for my cue to be [C] comedic relief.
Can't be too [F] loud, can't be too busy [Am] If I don't answer now are they [C] still gonna need [F] me?.
Can't be too [C] proud, can't be [Am] pretty Do they keep me around [C] so their flaws just seem silly?.
They say I'm a wimp, cause they [Am] wouldn't care [C] anyway.
And I could try to explain, but my [Am] efforts in vain.
They [C] can't relate to how [F] I've drawn [C] out and sharpie where I take the [F] scissors.
[Am] If that's what it took for [C] me to look in the mirror.
[F] I've done [C] every diet to make me look thinner [Am] So why do I still feel [C] so goddamn inferior?.
Can't be too loud, can't be too [Am] busy If I don't answer now are they [C] still gonna need me?.
Can't be too proud, can't be pretty [Am] Do they keep me around so [C] their flaws just seem silly?.
[G] Life [C] of a fat funny friend Life [Am] of a fat [C] funny friend.
It's funny [F] when I think a guy [Am] likes me And it's funny when I'm [C] the one who cares.
Let's go eat It's [F] funny when I'm asked to go out on [Am] Halloween.
Dresses and thigh [C] highs while I hide my body.
Can't be too loud, can't be too busy If I don't answer now are they still gonna miss me?.
[G] Can't [C] be too loud, can't be too busy [Am] If I don't answer now [C] are they still gonna need me?.
Can't be too proud, can't be too pretty Do they [Am] keep me around so [C] their flaws just seem silly?.
[G] Life of [C] a fat funny friend Life [Am] of a fat [C] funny friend.
Life of a fat funny friend Life of a fat funny friend.
I've gone out in sharpie where I take the scissors .
Key:
C
Am
F
G
C
Am
F
G
[C] _ I break [F] the ice _ _ so they don't [Am] see my size _ _ And I have [F] to be nice _ _ or I'll be [Am] the next.
_ _ [C].
punchline _ I'm just the best friend in Hollywood movies.
Who [Am] only exists [C] to continue the story The [F] girl gets the guy while I'm standing off.
[Am] the screen So I'll wait for my cue to be [C] comedic relief.
Can't be too [F] loud, can't be too busy [Am] If I don't answer now are they [C] still gonna need [F] me?.
Can't be too [C] proud, _ can't be [Am] pretty Do they keep me around [C] so their flaws just seem silly?.
_ They say I'm a wimp, _ _ _ cause they [Am] wouldn't care [C] anyway.
And I could try to _ explain, _ but my [Am] efforts in vain.
They [C] can't relate to how [F] I've drawn [C] out and sharpie where I take the [F] scissors.
[Am] If that's what it took for [C] me to look in the mirror.
[F] I've done [C] every diet to make me look thinner [Am] So why do I still feel [C] so goddamn inferior?.
Can't be too loud, can't be too [Am] busy If I don't answer now are they [C] still gonna need me?.
Can't be too proud, can't be pretty [Am] Do they keep me around so [C] their flaws just seem silly?.
[G] Life [C] of a fat funny friend Life [Am] of a fat [C] funny friend.
_ It's funny [F] when I think a guy [Am] likes me And it's funny when I'm [C] the one who cares.
Let's go eat It's [F] funny when I'm asked to go out on [Am] Halloween.
Dresses and thigh [C] highs while I hide my body.
Can't be too loud, can't be too busy If I don't answer now are they still gonna miss me?.
[G] Can't [C] be too loud, can't be too busy [Am] If I don't answer now [C] are they still gonna need me?.
Can't be too proud, can't be too pretty Do they [Am] keep me around so [C] their flaws just seem silly?.
[G] Life of [C] a fat funny friend Life [Am] of a fat [C] funny friend.
Life of a fat funny friend Life of a fat funny _ friend.
_ I've gone out in sharpie where I take the _ scissors _ _ _ _ _ _ _ .
_ _ [C].
punchline _ I'm just the best friend in Hollywood movies.
Who [Am] only exists [C] to continue the story The [F] girl gets the guy while I'm standing off.
[Am] the screen So I'll wait for my cue to be [C] comedic relief.
Can't be too [F] loud, can't be too busy [Am] If I don't answer now are they [C] still gonna need [F] me?.
Can't be too [C] proud, _ can't be [Am] pretty Do they keep me around [C] so their flaws just seem silly?.
_ They say I'm a wimp, _ _ _ cause they [Am] wouldn't care [C] anyway.
And I could try to _ explain, _ but my [Am] efforts in vain.
They [C] can't relate to how [F] I've drawn [C] out and sharpie where I take the [F] scissors.
[Am] If that's what it took for [C] me to look in the mirror.
[F] I've done [C] every diet to make me look thinner [Am] So why do I still feel [C] so goddamn inferior?.
Can't be too loud, can't be too [Am] busy If I don't answer now are they [C] still gonna need me?.
Can't be too proud, can't be pretty [Am] Do they keep me around so [C] their flaws just seem silly?.
[G] Life [C] of a fat funny friend Life [Am] of a fat [C] funny friend.
_ It's funny [F] when I think a guy [Am] likes me And it's funny when I'm [C] the one who cares.
Let's go eat It's [F] funny when I'm asked to go out on [Am] Halloween.
Dresses and thigh [C] highs while I hide my body.
Can't be too loud, can't be too busy If I don't answer now are they still gonna miss me?.
[G] Can't [C] be too loud, can't be too busy [Am] If I don't answer now [C] are they still gonna need me?.
Can't be too proud, can't be too pretty Do they [Am] keep me around so [C] their flaws just seem silly?.
[G] Life of [C] a fat funny friend Life [Am] of a fat [C] funny friend.
Life of a fat funny friend Life of a fat funny _ friend.
_ I've gone out in sharpie where I take the _ scissors _ _ _ _ _ _ _ .