Earth chords by Lil Dicky

[C] Millions in California are dealing with the dangers of extreme heat and rapidly spreading wildfires.
[Cm] 103 degrees in downtown Los Angeles.
[C] [Gb] .
[Cm] Get out of the road!.
[Ab] Relax, dude.
[C] .
[Cm] [C] [Cm].
You're [C] late!.
Yeah, the bus overheated or something.
We've been out here for four hours.
Shut up, dude!.
No, [Ab] no, no, get him in the truck!.
[N] Get him in the truck!.
3, 2, 1!
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Pick it up, dork!
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What did you just say?.
I said pick it up, dork!.
Hey, are you Lil Dicky?.
Yeah.
Hello.
Yo, Lil Dicky, my brother thinks you suck!.
Okay, your brother probably sucks.
Look at how you turned out.
You're a rat.
Your whole household is probably completely mismanaged.
Hey, suck my butt, Lil Dicky!.
Suck your butt?.
How about you take that perfectly round head and suck my butt?.
Hey, police!
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Pick up the trash!
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He tried to eat our bus!
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What .
[G] .
[Bm] .
[D] .
[G] up, world?.
[Bm] It's your boy, just one of the guys down here.
[A] Well, I could be more specific.
[D] .
I'm a human.
[G] And I just wanted to, you know, for the [Bm] sake of all of us earthlings [A] out there,.
just wanted to say .
We [D] love the earth.
It [G] is our planet.
We love the [Bm] earth.
It [D] is our home.
We love the earth.
It [G] is our planet.
We [Bm] love the earth.
It [A] is our home.
[D] Hey, I'm [G] a baboon.
I'm [Bm] like a man, just less advanced and my [A] anus is huge.
[D] Hey, I'm [G] a zebra.
No one [Bm] knows what I do, but I look pretty cool in my [A] white or black.
[D] I'm a lion cub.
[G] And I'm always getting licked.
How's it [Bm] going?.
I'm a cow.
[A] You drink milk from a tent.
[D] I'm a fat fucking pig.
I'm a common [G] fungus.
I'm a dead squirrel, skunk, shoot you out my butt [Bm] hole.
I'm a marijuana plant, I can get you [A] fucked up.
And I'm Kanye [D] West.
We love the earth.
It [G] is our planet.
We [Bm] love the earth.
It [A] is our home.
We [D] love the earth.
It [G] is our planet.
We [Bm] love the earth.
It [A] is our home.
We [D] love the earth.
Badum, badum, boom, badum, [G] bodeh.
We are the vultures, feet on the bed.
[Bm] We're just some rhinos, horn in your [A] sack.
I'm just a giraffe, what's with the [D] sack?.
Hippity hop, I'm a kangaroo.
[G] I'm up out there, and I'm with you.
[Bm] I'm a elephant, like a drunk in my [A] trunk.
What the fuck, am I clean?.
[D] I'm a squirrel looking for my next nut.
[G] And I'm a pony, just a freak horse.
But, [Bm] uh.
Come [A] on, get on.
Giddy up, let's [D] ride.
Hey, [G] Stevie.
Don't [Bm] let me in.
I'm a koala, [A] and I sleep all the time.
So [D] what, it's cute.
We love you, [G] India.
We love you, Africa.
[Bm] We love you, China.
[A] We forgive you, [D] Germany.
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It [G] is our planet.
We [Bm] love the earth.
It [A] is our home.
We [D] love the earth.
It [G] is our planet.
We [Bm] love the earth.
It [A] is our home.
We [D] love the earth.
I'm a man.
[G] Can you hear me?.
[Bm] .
I've trudged the [A] earth for so damn long.
And still [D] don't know shit.
I hope it's not a [G] simulation.
Give each other names like Ahmed and [B] Pedro.
And yeah, we like to [Bm] wear clothes.
Girls still look [A] beautiful.
And it covers up our human dick.
[G] Eat a lot of [B] tuna fish.
But these days, it's [D] like we don't know how to [G] act.
All these shootings, pollution.
We under attack on ourselves.
Like, let's all just chill.
[A] Respect what we built.
Like, look at the internet.
It's [D] cracking as hell.
Fellas, don't you lie to come when you have [G] sex.
And now, our women orgasms are better than a dick's.
So [Bm] what we got to stand for?.
What we got to [A] stand for?.
Love.
Can we love?.
[D] .
Oh.
[G] Let's [Bm] .
[A] [D] .
[G] [Bm] .
[A] [D] .
[G] [Bm] .
do the [A] Sahara.
Let's come together and [D] live.
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[G] [Bm] Oh, oh.
In the Jigwe [A] Sarajeo.
Amamos la tierra.
Woman, I [D] beat you.
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Come on, everybody.
[G] I know we're not all the same.
But [Bm] we're living on the same earth.
Have you ever been to [A] Earth?.
Everyone who's listening has been to Earth, Ariana.
[D] We're not making music for aliens here.
[G] Are we gonna die?.
You know what, Bieber?.
We [Bm] might die.
I'm not gonna lie to you.
I mean, there's so many people [A] out there who don't think global warming's a real thing.
You know, we got to [D] save this planet.
We're being stupid.
Let's get our shit together [G] now.
Guys, everybody [D] look into whatever the fuck Leonardo DiCaprio is always pushing.
Because I feel [A] like that guy knows more [D] about the earth and how we're fucking it up than [G] anybody.
Like, if the aliens did come, we should definitely [Bm] send Leo as our guy, our rep.
[A] In fact, the profits that come along with the streams and [D] the sale of this song are going right into the earth.
Let's raise some money [G] for charity.
Any words, Leo?.
[Bm] This might be my favorite song ever.
[A] It's awesome.
Wow.
Thanks, Leo.
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[N] We love the earth.
It is our [Dm] planet.
We love [B] the earth.
It is [E] our home.
We [B] love the earth.
[N] It is our planet.
We love the earth.
It is our home.
Guys, thank you so much.
Honestly, everybody, scientists are saying that we have about 12 years to turn this environmental crisis around or we're screwed.
What do you say?.
You guys want to save the world?.
Of course you do.
Go to the website.
Learn how we're going to do