Me & My Old Lady Chords by The Offspring

She ain't no ballerina.
[F] She ain't no ballerina.
She ain't no ballerina.
[N] _ Me _ .
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _ .
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ .
_ _ [F] _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ .
_ _ [F] _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ .
and [F] my old lady.
[E] Lay in bed all day.
When I [F] say I love her [E] well.
She rolls the other [Am] way.
Really she [Bb] don't mean it.
[A] Everything she [E] says.
Tell her if I [F] believe in love.
[E] Cause it rocks, cause it rocks.
_ _ [Fm] _ [E] _ _ _ _ _ .
_ _ [Fm] _ [E] _ _ _ _ _ .
_ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ [Em] _ .
_ _ [B] _ [Em] _ _ _ _ .
Me and my old [F] lady.
[E] Sit and smoke wine.
When she [F] says she loves me [Em] well.
Say that love is blind.
Really I [Bb] don't mean it.
[A] Everything I say.
[E].
Tell her if she [F] believes in [E] love.
Cause it rocks, cause it rocks.
So [Gb] what can I say now?.
[A] _ .
Don't [E] give a shit _ _ _ .
Which way that girl be looking [A] now.
_ _ _ [E] Nothing _ _ _ _ so good [Dm] ain't gonna change [A] now.
The world is on [E] _ _ _ _ .
us.
So if you [D] want.
You wanna [A] stay.
_ Cause _ we [E] don't [F] care.
_ [E] _ _ Cause we don't care.
[F] _ _ [E] _ _ _ .
She ain't no [F] ballerina.
[E] She ain't no ballerinina.
She ain't no [D] ballerina.
[Em] She ain't no ballerina.
She ain't no [F] ballerina.
[Em] She ain't no ballerina.
She ain't no [Fm] ballerina.
[E] She ain't no ballerina.
She ain't no ballerina.
Me and my [F] old lady.
[E] Suck each other dry.
When in that [F] position [E] I'm.
Lucky it's metalized.
[Am] Quenching our [Bb] libido.
[A] Passing time [E] away.
Now that we [F] believe in [E] love.
Nothing wrong, nothing wrong Not hey.
[F] _ [Em] _ _ My _ hey.
[F] _ [Em] _ _ _ _ [A] _ .
_ _ [Bb] _ _ [Em] _ _ My oh.
_ [F] _ [E] _ _ _ _ _ .
So [G] what if we're making a scene now.
Who [A] knows you don't give [E] a shit _ _ _ .
Wings are quiet and.
[D] Grasping on me [A] now.
Now we [E] don't mind a bit _ _ .
_ So good.
[Am] We ain't [E] gonna change [A] now.
World [D] is on [E] _ _ _ _ .
us.
So if [D] you want.
Go on [A] and stare.
_ Cause we [E] don't care.
[F] _ [E] _ _ We don't.
_ _ [F] _ [E] _ _ _ _ .
Yank the fighting [F] team.
[Em] Yank the fighting team.
Yank the fighting [F] team.
[Em] Yank the fighting team.
Yank the fighting [F] team.
[Em] Yank the fighting team.
Yank the fighting team.
Yank the [F] fighting team.
[E] Yank the fighting.
Yank the fighting [Fm] Oh.
_ [E] _ _ _ _ .
_ _ [F] _ _ [E] _ [Em] _ _ _ .
_ _ [Dm] _ _ [Am] _ _ _ [E] _ .
_ _ [F] _ _ [E] _ Oh.
Oh _ [F] _ [E] Oh _ _ _ .
_ _ [F] _ _ [Em] _ _ _ [A] _ .
[Em] _ [B] _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ [E] _ .
_ _ [F] _ _ [E] _ _ _ [D] _ .
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