Telephone chords by Lady Gaga

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[Eb] Oh, and Tommy!
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[A] Get him outta here, y'all!.
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[N] it!
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That's it!.
Drop it, wait.
Come on here, baby.
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Oh, my God, Tommy!
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You ain't got a lot of fans.
Watch out!
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Oh, my God!.
Oh, my God!.
Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God!
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[Fm] Hello, hello, baby, you [Ab] called, I can't hear a thing.
[Bb] I have got no service in [Fm] the club, you say, say.
What, what, what did you say?.
Oh, you're [Ab] breaking up on me.
[Bb] Sorry, I cannot [Eb] hear you, [Fm] I'm kinda busy.
[F] I'm kinda busy, .
[Ab] kinda busy.
[Bb] Sorry, I cannot hear [F] you, I'm not as busy.
[Fm] Just a second, it's my favorite [Ab] song they're gonna play.
[Bb] And I cannot fix [Eb] you, I'm [Fm] drinking my hand, hey.
You should've made some plans with [Ab] me, I knew that I was free.
[Bb] And now you won't stop [Eb] calling [Fm] me, I'm kinda busy.
[F] I don't .
[Ab] wanna drink [Bb] anymore.
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[Fm] I'm sorry, I'm [Ab] sorry, I don't wanna talk [Bb] anymore.
I'm sorry, .
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[Ab] I'm [Bb] sorry, I don't wanna talk [Eb].
[Fm] anymore.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm not as busy as the Sunday [Ab] lessons ever was.
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[Fm] It's your .
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[Fm] lucky day, some idiot [Bb] bailed you out.
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You'll [Bb] [Eb] .
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be back, honey.
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You've been a very bad girl.
A very, very bad, bad girl, Gaga.
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Mm-hmm, honeybee.
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[Fm] You wanna do this, honeybee?.
What do you mean, am I sure?.
You know what they say.
[B] Once you kill a [F] cow, you gotta make a burger.
[C] You know, [Fm] Gaga, trust is [Ab] like a mirror.
[Cm] You can fix it if [G] it's broke.
But you can still see the crack in that mother .
reflection.
This is Radio K-U-K, this is [N] Radio K-U-K.
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[F] [Ab] Don't make me leave no [Dm] faster.
Put my car, [F] leave my girl so fast.
I should've left my phone, [Ab] cause this is a [Bb] disaster.
But I'm a [Ab] collector, [N] oriented, not answer.
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What's [Bb] [Gm] the vibe around?
What?
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[Fm] Stop it, stop it, [Ab] stop it, stop it.
Cause [Bb] later tonight, I'm gonna take in the waffles, [Fm] I'll be dancing.
Stop floating, I .
[Ab] don't wanna think [Bb] anymore.
I'm gonna get my head [Fm] on deck, Lord.
Stop floating, stop [Ab] floating, I don't wanna talk [Bb] anymore.
I've got my head in [Fm] my heart, I'll sever your [B] thoughts.
I'm gonna make you laugh, I'm gonna blow your mind.
[Bb] [Db] [G] I'm the reason [Bb] you're here.
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[Fm] I [Ab] knew you'd take all my honey [Bb] you selfish mother.
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[Ab] I don't think [Bb] anymore, [Eb] [Fm] .
[Ab] I don't wanna talk [Bb] anymore, I don't wanna [Fm] crack an egg in my heart, I don't wanna turn to stone.
I'm not California, I'm not [Bb] California, [Fm] I'm Vanessa, I'm Big Blade, I'm not [Ab] California, I'm not [Bb] California, .
[Eb] [Fm] I'm Vanessa.
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[Fm] I'm Not California!.
I'm Not California!.
[Ab] [Bb] I'm [Eb] Not [Fm] California!.
Not California!.
I'm Not California!.
You're the client of what appears to be a mass homicide.
Police [C] are on the search for 2 women [F] said to be fleeing the scene [Fm] of crime .
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[Eb] We [Fm] [N] .
[Abm] did it [N] honeybee.
Now let's go far, far [B] away from here.
[Fm] You promise we'll never come back?.
[Abm] I [B] promise.
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