Chords for You're Welcome

Oh, you can't just leave.
Not when [C#] you're dressed like [Fm] that.
Dressed like what?.
This is what I [G#m] always wear.
Yeah, and it's torture!.
How can you [A#] expect us to control [D#m] ourselves [E] when we look like that?.
Dear [B] diary, [C#m] here we are in the dark, fifty [F#] yards from my car.
I could climb that [C#m] tree, I'd never [G#] get [F#m] that far.
They're a hundred pounds heavier, they have my keys.
[Bm] I'm a rat in a [E] trap, correction, [Bm] I'm the cheese.
[D#] She's their girl, ignore this fool.
He tries to play cool while his [C#m] dribble in drool.
Just trying to say in our friendly way,.
that you've got an otter like every day.
[D#] Ow!.
Hey there girl, avoid this punk.
Scream for a hunk of the junk in your trunk.
[G#] There is no lie that dog [G#m] won't try.
when a tasty treat like you won't buy.
[A] Cause once you [E] were geeky and [F#] nerdy,.
now you're flirty, freaky [C#m] and dirty.
[A] You were nothing [E] and _ nobody,.
[F#] but now you're good enough [G#] to get with _ [C#] me.
[G].
Ha!.
[C#] You're welcome, [E] love it where you are.
[F#] You're welcome, you [A] want a football star.
[C#] You're welcome, [E] baby what's that [F#] smell?.
That's the [C#m] smell of me loving you.
Welcome.
You're welcome.
Shhh!.
I'm gonna push [F#] you so close,.
it's gonna blow your mind.
This is not a drill, [C#m] this is not a bad dream.
[D] In a cow pasture [E] no one can hear you scream.
Never break their stare, stay awake, [F#] stay aware.
You're not in real danger [E] till they grab your hair.
[D#] _ That girl, I don't play her.
Don't want me staring while you're wearing that skirt.
[G#] We can't be tamed and we can't [B] be blamed.
[G#] It's all your fault that we're in [D] flame.
Cause [A] once you [E] were grody and [F#] grotty,.
now you got a body like a Maserati.
[A] Broke my fur, [E] make me purr.
[F#] Hey, you wanted [G#] to be _ popular.
_ And now [C#] you're welcome, _ [E] look where you are.
[F#] You're welcome, come [A] get your [Bm] football star.
[C#] You're welcome, _ .
[G#m] [E] you join the pro.
[F#] Once we [G] squeeze you, you'll stay squozed.
[C#m] You're welcome in my [B] lap, welcome on my neck.
[C#] Well, come on and get grabby in the grass [C#m] with me.
I got one last [F#] chance to save my [B] ass.
What was that move from your self [C#m]-defense class?.
I'll steal your [E] heart like a thief, [B] bring you sweet relief.
[C#m] Call me when he kills you, never wonder where it's gonna be.
[D#m] They're a powder keg, so don't yell or beg.
Stay [F#] friendly, then gently [A] _ accidentally [G#] sweep the leg.
_ .
_ _ _ _ Oh, [C#m] gross!.
_ Stinks!.
_ You're welcome.
Back [B] up fool, you'll [A] reek!.
You're welcome.
Well, you smell like a sewage leak.
[C#] You're welcome.
Wait, dude, [E] I'm pretty sure [F#m] this ain't mud, [A] this is_ Calvin!.
[D] You're welcome.
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[E] [F] Oh, it's everywhere!.
[G] You're welcome.
[A#] Oh, but it's in [C] my [D] hair now.
Hey, girl, [F] you're a fat whale.
[G] I'm a smell you can tell, [A#] and I'll still [C] be loving [D] you well.
[C] Swell!.
You know I'll be loving [G] her well.
See you [Dm] in hell.
I'll be loving her well.
No, I'll [F] be, I'll be, I'll [G] be, I'll be loving, loving, [A#] loving,.
loving, loving her well.
[D] You're welcome.
You're welcome.
You're _ _ .
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welcome!
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