Chords for 【Broadway Karkat】Matespritship -- Lyrics

_ _ _ _ _ _ [Gm] Whenever I see someone [F] less fortunate than I
And [Gm] let's face it, who [Am] isn't less fortunate [Eb] than I?
[Db] My tender heart tends to [Bb] start to bleed
And I'm not telling you the color
And when someone needs quadrant advice
I've plenty [F] knowledge and supply
I [Db] know, I know [Gb] exactly what [F] they need
And even in your case Damn, Sora
Though [Gm] it's the toughest [G] case I've yet to face Again [Fm] Don't worry
This time we will [Bb] succeed
[Eb] _ Follow [Bb] my _
_ _ [F] advice [Bb] indeed
_ [Ab] _
[G] We'll fix [F] _ _ your
[Bb] Matespritship
We'll get you [Bb] a matespritship
I'll teach you [Gm] the proper poise
When you talk to boys
[Bb] Little bays and flirting [Eb] flounce
I'll show you [Cm] what shoes to wear
How to fix that hair
[Ab] Everything [Bb] that helps to find love and [Bb] matespritship
I'll help you with [Eb] matespritship
You'll meet with the rightful hordes
You'll be good at sports
Know the slang you've got to know
So [Ab] let's start
Cause you've got an awfully long [Eb] way to go
[Gbm] _ _ [B] Don't be offended by my frank [Gb] analysis
Seek of it as personality [Bm] dialysis
Now that I have chosen to [Db] become your boy-railing advisor
There's nobody [Bb] wiser
Not when it [Eb] comes to matespritship
[Bb] I know about matespritship
And with an assist from [Cm] me to be who you'll be
Instead of pompous who you are Well, are
There's nothing that can stop you
From your matesprit [Eb] anymore
More
_ [Bb] Ah
_ [Eb] Gotta _ _ _ fix your [Eb] matespritship _ _
When I [G] see some hopeless [Cm] doo-doo
Cannot [G] even sense the mood
I [Abm] remind him on his [Bb] own behalf
[G] That there are ways to [Bbm] capture the attention
Of [Cm] disagreeable 12 inches
We don't [Gm] require brains or [Bb] knowledge
Don't make me laugh
This is a quadrant thing
And you know how [Eb] complicated that can be
[Bb] About making sense
It's all pretense
So it's pretty [Cm] confusing
[Fm] To understand romance
[Bb] And have been a shipping flaw [Eb] Like me _ _
_ [G] Why, Mr.
Ampora
[D] Just look at you
[Cm] You [Bb] look pretty fucking good
Without those ridiculous hipster frames you've always got on
_ _ _ _ Everybody's a critic
And though you [Eb] protest Your disinterest
I know [G] deep in [C] my _ [F] _
heart
_ [Ab] Bet you didn't know that you were [Eb] charming from the start
Idiot [Bb] Ah
_ [Ab] _
[Eb] La La
Just forget it [Bb] That bitch [Eb] Oh well
[Bb] _ [Bb] Did you Oh