Chords for 【Broadway Karkat】[S] Karkat: Be A Fanboy — Lyrics

_ _ _ Fuck!
That is the last time I ever host somebody's wriggling day party in my place!
I'm gonna be cleaning up after Egbert and all his ilk until my eleventh sweep at this rate.
Ugh!
Why are we even friends, anyway? _
_ Right.
_ His taste in movies.
_ _ _ Ugh_
Well, this huge pile of DVDs isn't going to clean itself up.
I might as well make this somewhat enjoyable. _ _
_ She's the man, the rebound hitch, and Miss _
[G] Congeniality.
This is just the tip of the iceberg, that's my [C] menagerie.
The wedding singer, [F#] Groundhog Day, the princess bride, [F] love, actually.
Titanic, [Am] Juno, knocked up, she's all that [C] coyote ugly.
_ [G] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ When I was just a regular, [C#] my lucis often [G] preached,
To be a skilled entrepreneur, five figures must be reached.
And whether one's collection is of stamps [F] or coins or dolls,
[D] If you're a true enthusiast, you have to buy them [G] all!
Thirteen [Em] going on thirty, what's your [F#m] number, mama [G] mia?
Four weddings and a funeral is something you [C] should see.
A long-game poly, [Em] wedding crash, or something's gotta [F] give,
The cutting edge, [Am] my best friend's wed, [G] sweet home [C] Alabama! _ _
_ [G] _ _ [C] _ [G] This one's one of [C#] my all [D#m]-time [C#] favorites!
_ [D#m] _ If you meet some main protagonist, it's Eileen Till [G#] one day,
He finds himself head over heels for Red Rom [C#] Interest A.
But Red Rom [Fm] Interest A is [C#] flushing for her [F#] kismesis,
Whose [D#] auspicious moirail is the main [G#] protagonist!
[C#] Oh, monster in law, one fine day, the forty [G#]-year-old virgin
Definitely made you in a date with [C#] Ted Hamilton.
How to [Fm] lose a guy in ten days, we feared [F#] the proposal,
Did you [C#] hear about the Morgan's Cadenly of old?
[D#m] _ [D] Of course, [A] I'm also rather partial to.
In which the hero finds himself forced to [E] make a big decision
About whether or not he can commit to his maidsprint.
Meanwhile, his kismesis [D#] has been putting the moves on his moirail,
And no one is really sure how to feel about that.
But then there's a duel to the death over the hero's remaining quadrants,
And his maidsprint is mortally wounded, and her dying wishes! _
Ahem.
_ I mean_
So when it comes to romance, look no further [A] than this troll,
This genre is my expertise and I am [D] on a roll,
In fact, I think we all could benefit from [G] my advice!
For example, [N] Aridin and Solex watched [D] Pirates of the Caribbean together last weekend,
And gave each other matching black eyes.
Thrice.
And that's not even a hate date movie.
But these are!
Nick and Nora's infinite playlist, my big [A] fat Greek wedding,
68, 67, I've never been kissed while you were [G] sleeping,
10 things I hate about you, a Cinderella story,
She's the [F#] man, the rebound hitch, and Miss _ Congeniality!
_ _ _ She's the man, the rebound hitch,