Chords for [HD] Hurt Feelings (with Reprise) - Flight of the Conchords

You might hurt their feelings.
Alright?
Have you guys ever had hurt feelings? _
_ Some people say [Ebm] that rappers don't have feelings.
[Bb] We have feelings.
_ Some people say [C] that we are not rappers.
We're rappers.
That [Gm] hurts our feelings.
Hurts our feelings when you say we're not [Ebm] rappers.
Some people say that rappers are [Bb] invincible.
We're invincible.
What [C] you are about to hear are true stories.
Real [Gm] experiences.
Autobiographical raps.
Things that happen to us.
All true.
Bring the rhymes.
I make a meal for my family.
Try to make it delicious.
[Eb] Try to keep the nutrition.
Create wonderful dishes.
[Bb] Not one of them thinks about the way I feel.
[C] Nobody compliments a meal.
[Gm] _
I got [Eb] hurt feelings.
I got [Bb] hurt feelings.
I feel like a prize at [C] home.
No one even mentions my casserole.
[Gm] _
I got [Eb] hurt feelings.
I got [Bb] hurt feelings.
Could have said something nice [C] about my professional role.
[G] Here's a little story we can teach you.
I [Eb] was shopping for a white suit to school.
But [Bb] every suit I tried was too big.
A rapper thought [C] he could be a sister.
Suggested I try a lady [Gm] size.
I got [Eb] hurt feelings.
I got [Bb] hurt feelings.
I'm not going to wear a lady's [C] wetsuit.
I'm a man.
_ [Gm] _
I got [Eb] hurt feelings.
I got [Bb] hurt feelings.
Get me a small [C] man's wetsuit, please.
[G] It's my birthday, 2003.
[Eb] Waiting for a call from my family.
[Bb] _
I'm a man.
I'm [Ab] a man.
They forgot [Gm] about me.
I got [Eb] hurt feelings.
I got [Bb] hurt feelings.
The day after my [C] birthday is not my birthday, mom.
[G] I call my friends, say let's go into town.
[Eb] But they're all too busy to go into town.
[Bb] So I go by myself.
I go into town.
[C] Then I see all my friends.
They're [Gm] all in town.
I got [Eb] hurt feelings.
I got [Bb] hurt feelings.
They're all lined up to [C] watch that movie, Made in Manhattan.
[Gm] Have you ever been told that your ass is stupid?
[Eb] Have you ever been asked if your hair is weird?
[Bb] Have you ever been told you're mediocre in bed?
[C] Have you ever been told you got a weird shaped [Gm] head?
Has your family ever forgotten you and driven away?
[Eb] Once again, they forgot about [Bb] you.
Were you ever called homo because at school you took [C] drama?
Have you ever been told that you look like a [Gm] llama?
Tears of a rapper.
[Eb] Tears of a rapper.
I'm [Bb] crying tears of a rapper.
[G] Tears of a rapper. _
_ _ _ [Gm] _ Yes, well, all good examples. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
I've got [Eb] hurt feelings.
I've got [Bb] hurt feelings. _ _ _ _
_ [Cm] _ _ _ _ _ [Gm] _ _
_ I've got [Eb] hurt feelings.
I've got [Bb] hurt feelings. _
Well, I [Cm] can fix it for you.
Oh, no thanks.
[Gm] _
_ _ I've got [Eb] hurt feelings.
I've got hurt [Bb] feelings. _
_ _ _ [Cm] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [Gm] _ I've got hurt [Eb] feelings.
I've got [Bb] hurt feelings.
_ _ _ Hurt [Cm] feelings. _ _
_ Have [Gm] you ever been made fun of because of where you were from?
[Eb] Have you ever been pissed over the intercom?
[Bb] Have you ever found a gift you've given thrown away?
Have [Cm] you ever been told that you're the wrong shape?
Have you ever been told you miss New Zealand?
Have you [Eb] ever had _ [Dm] hurt feelings?
_ [Gm] _ _ _ _ Come on, Jermaine.
[N] Let's go home. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Thanks for bringing me to the party, Murray.
It's alright.