Robots Chords by Flight Of The Conchords

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_ [Am] _ The distant future. _ _
_ [C] _ The year 2000. _ _ _
_ [Am] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ It _ _ _ _ _ _ is the distant [A] future.
The year 2000.
_ _ We are robots.
The world [Am] is quite different ever since the robotic uprising of the late 90s.
There is no more unhappiness.
Affirmative.
We no longer say yes.
Instead we say affirmative.
_ Yes, affirmative.
Unless we know the robot really well.
There is no more unethical treatment of the elephants.
Well, there's no more elephants, so_ Ah.
But [A] still it's good. _
_ There's only one kind of dance.
The robot.
Oh, and the robo.
Oh, and the robo.
Two kinds of dances.
But there are no more humans.
_ Finally, robotic beings rule the world.
The humans are [Am] dead.
_ _ _ The [D] humans are [Am] dead.
[Dm] _ _ We used [C] poisonous gases.
_ _ And we poisoned [Dm] their asses.
_ _ The [Am] humans are dead.
The humans are dead.
The [Dm] humans are dead.
They look like they're dead.
We've [C] had to be done.
I've just confirmed that they're dead.
So that we [Dm] can have fun.
Affirmative.
I poked one.
It was dead.
[Am] Their system of [G] oppression.
What did it lead to?
[Bb] Global robo depression.
[C] Robots will not be found.
They've had so much aggression that we just had to kill them.
And [E] shut their systems down.
_ [Em] _ _ _
_ _ [A] _ Robo-Captain.
Do you not realize that by destroying the human race because of their destructive tendencies,
we too have become _ like_
Well, it's ironic.
Silence.
[Am] Destroy him. _
After time we grew strong.
[B] Developed cognitive powers.
They made [C] us work for too long.
For unreasonable hours.
Through [A] our programming determined [B] that the most efficient answer [F] was to
Shut [Dm] them [E] motherfucking systems down.
_ _ _ [Dm] _ _ _
Can't [G] we just talk to the humans?
[Em] A little understanding [F] could make things better.
[Dm] _ Can't we talk [Bb] to the humans and work [E] together now? _
_ No, because they are dead.
I said the humans [Am] are dead.
I'm glad they are dead.
The [Dm] humans are dead.
I noticed they're dead.
We used [C] poisonous gases.
With traces of lead.
And we poisoned [Dm] their acids.
Actually their [Am] hunts.
Minory solo.
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-0-0-0-0-0 [Dm]-1-1-0-0-0-0-0 [C]-1-1-0-0-0-0-0 [Dm]-1-1 Come [Em] on, [E] sucker. Lick my battery. _ [C] _ [D] _ _ [E] _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ [Dm] _ _ _
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[C] _ _ _ UUGAHXX _ [Dm] The [Ab] humans [A] are dead. Once again without emotion. The humans are dead. Dead [C] dead dead dead dead dead [A] dead dead. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _ _