Robots Chords by Flight Of The Conchords

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_ [Am] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Am] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ The distant future. _ _ _
[C] _ The year 2000. _ _ _
_ [Am] The distant future.
The year 2000.
_ The distant future.
The distant future.
_ It is the distant future.
The [A] year 2000.
_ _ We are robots.
The world [Am] is quite different ever since the robotic uprising of the late 90s.
There is no more unhappiness.
Affirmative.
We no longer say yes.
Instead we say affirmative.
_ Yes, affirmative.
Unless we know the robot really well. _
There is no more unethical treatment of the elephants.
Well, there's no more elephants, so_ Ah.
But [A] still it's good. _
_ There's only one kind of dance.
The robot.
Oh, and the robo.
Oh, and the ro_
two kinds of dances.
But there are no more humans.
_ _ [B] Violent robotic beings rule the world.
The humans [Am] are dead.
_ _ _ The [D] humans are dead.
We [Dm] _ _ _ used [C] poisonous gases.
_ _ And we [Dm] poisoned their asses.
_ _ _ [Am] The humans are dead.
_ _ _ _ The [D] humans are dead.
The humans are dead.
[Dm] They look like they're dead.
It had to [C] be done.
I'll just confirm that they're dead.
So that they could [Dm] have fun.
Affirmative.
I poked one.
It was dead.
[F] Their system of oppression.
[G] What did it lead [D] to?
Global robot depression.
[C] _ Robots rule my people.
[F] They've had so much aggression [G] that we just [C] had to kill [F] them.
And shut their [E] systems down.
_ _ _ [B] _
_ _ [A] _ _ Robo-Captain.
Do you not realize that by destroying the human race because of their destructive tendencies,
we too have become _ like_
Well, it's ironic.
Silence!
[Am] Destroy him!
Move!
[F] After time we grew stronger.
[G] Developed cognitive powers.
They made [D] us work for too long.
[C] For unreasonable hours.
[F] Our programming determined [G] that the most efficient answer [F] was to_
Shut them [E] motherfucking systems down.
_ _ [Dm] _ _ _
Can't [G] we just talk to the humans?
[C] A little understanding [F] could make things better.
[Bb] _
Can't we talk to the humans and work [E] together now?
_ _ No, because they are dead.
I said the humans [Am] are dead.
I'm glad they are dead.
The humans [D] are [Dm] dead.
I noticed they're dead.
We use [C] poisonous gasses.
With traces of lead.
And we [Dm] poisoned their acid.
Actually, they're [Am] not.
Binary solo.
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