Business Time Chords by Flight Of The Conchords

_ _ _ _ [Gb] _ [Gm] _ _ [Bm] _
[Gm] _ _ _ _ _ _ [Dm] Girl, _ [G] _ [Eb] tonight we [B] make love.
[F] You know how I know?
[A]
[G] Because it's Wednesday.
And Wednesday
night is the night that [D] we usually make [Dm] love.
[Gm] Monday night is my night to cook.
Tuesday
night we go [E] and visit your mother.
But Wednesday [Gm] we make sweet, sweet love. _ _
_ _ [E] It's when everything
is just right.
[Gm] There's nothing good on TV.
You haven't had your after work social sports
team practice so you're not too tired.
_ [E] Oh boy, it's all on.
_ [Gm] _ You lean in and whisper
something sexy in my ear like, I might go to bed [E] now, I've got work in the morning.
_ _ [Gm] _
_ I know what you're trying to say girl.
_ You're trying to say, oh yeah, _ [F] it's business time.
[E] _
[Gm] It's business, _ _ [Cm] _ _ _ _
[Dm] _ it's business [Gm] time.
I know what you're trying to say.
You're trying to
say it's time for business, it's business [Cm] time.
It's business, [Dm] _ it's business [Gm] time. _
Oh,
oh, oh, oh, yeah.
Then [D] we're in the bathroom brushing our teeth.
So part of [Gm] the floor [G] plan.
I love floor plan.
_ [Gm] _ _ _
_ And _ you saw the [E] recycling.
[Gm] That is a part of the floor plan process but
it is still very important.
_ [Gm] _ Next thing you know we're in the bedroom.
[Em] You're wearing
that baggy old ugly t [D]-shirt you got from your work several years ago. _
[Gm] You know the one.
You're wearing that thing. _ _
_ _ _ _ I [E] _ _
[Gb] remove my clothes [E] very, [Gm] very _ [Dm] clumsily, [Eb] tripping sensuously over
[Dm] my pants.
_ Now I'm naked except for my socks.
And you know when I'm down to just [Gm] my socks.
What's the matter?
[F] _ _ _ _
[Cm] It's [G] business, [Dm] _ it's [F] business [Gm] time.
You know when I'm down to my socks,
It's time for business, that's why I'm a cop, business is [Cm] how I do
It's business, [Dm] _ it's business [Gm] time
Uh huh, [D] yeah, _ [Gm] yeah, yeah
_ [E] Make love, _ _ make love [G] for, _ make love for two, [Gm] _ make love for two minutes
_ When it's with me girl, you only need two minutes, because I'm so [Am] intense
[Gm] You _ _
[Bb] _ whisper something [Gm] sexy like, is that it?
No, what you trying to say girl?
You trying to say, oh yeah, that's it?
Then you tell me you want some more, well, [F] I'm [E] not surprised
[Gm]
But I'm quite sleepy
_ _ _ [Cm] _ _
It's business, [Dm] _ it's business [Gm] time
Business hours are over, baby
[Cm] _
_ It's business, [Dm] _ _ it's business [Gm]
time
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