Chords for Menopause Rhapsody - Bohemian Rhapsody Parody Song for every Queen

Is this my new life?
_ Irritability
_ Shutting down [Gm] inside
I can't sleep and I'm so itchy
Got sweaty thighs
[Bb] This is my demise, [Eb] you see
_ _ [Cm] I'm just a [F] woman
For asking for sympathy
[Abm] Because [Bb] a hot flush comes, [D] memory [Ebm] goes
Mood is high, [A] then it's [Eb] low
Every [Bb] day more hair [Dbm] grows
Where I [Cm] don't want [F] any to _ be [Bb] Poor me _ _ Mama
_ _ _ _ _ [Gm] _ It's menopause
[Cm] No more children can be bred
Now my ovaries [F] are dead [Bb] Mama
No, [Gm] it's not much fun
[Cm] I once was [B] hot in [Eb] quite a [A] different [Ab]
[G] way [Eb] Mama, _ [Bb] [Cm] ooh _ _
[Fm] Don't know if [Eb] I'll laugh or [D] cry
[Bb] I can't remember my plans [Eb] for tomorrow
[Bb] And my [Cm] drive has all gone
[Abm] My brain [Eb] is feeling scattered
[Ab] [Eb] Too _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
late
[Gm] My prime has gone
[Cm] Bones shrinking in my spine
But he's taking [F] all the time
[Bb]
Good night, no I won't sleep
[Gm] Just got to go
[Cm] Gonna toss and [B] turn and [Eb] pee the [A] whole night [Ab] [G] through
[Eb] So now
_ [Bb] _ [Cm] Ooh
Hair twice and [Fm] go
I'm [Eb] all cracked and [Dm] [Bb] fried
I can't stand heat and [Eb] summertime at all
[Bb] _ [Gm] _ [Cm] _ _ _ _ [F] _
[E] _ [Eb] _ [D] _ [Bb] _ _ _ _ [Eb]
I [Bb] _ _ [Cm] _ _ _ _ [F] _
_ [Abm] _ [Dm] _ [Db] _ _ [B] _ [Bbm] _ [A] _
_ _ _ am a [A] grumpy hot potato, yes I am
A hot flush, you just [Gbm] shush, go and open [Db] the [Ab] window
Thunderbolts and [E] lightning, don't cross me, [A] I'm frightening, see
Sister Mayo, all I say-o
Sister Mayo, or [G] you'll pay-o
No, no, [Cm] don't you know I'm _ _
_ [Bb] [Eb] muddy
She is just a poor girl, nauseous and [Ab] clammy
[Eb] Just give her [F] chocolates and [Bb] wine, let her [Eb] be
_ [Bb] [Bb] Magnesium for the bones, more pills [Eb] for my hormones
This hot [Bb] flush, no, we will not let you go
Let me [Eb] go, headache
[Bb] We will not let you go, let me go, [Eb] mood swing
[Bb] We will not let you go, let me go, we'll not let you go
Let me go, we'll not let you go, never [Gbm] let you go
No, [Db] no, [Ab] no, no, no, no, no
I'm menopause, I'm [Gm] menopause, I'm menopause, just let me [Eb] go
This [Ab] hellish cup [D] turns a woman [Gm] into wild [Bb] banshees Banshees, _ _ banshees
[Eb] So _ _
_ _ [F] _ _ [Bb] you think you can stop [Eb] it, [Bb] _ _ [Db] _ [Bb] _ _ _ [Eb] _ [Ab] _
_ [F] _ _ [Bb] _ _ [F] take [Bb] it from me
_ [F] [Bb] It's gonna get you, [Bb] your time will [Eb] soon come, be prepared
_ _ _ _ [F] _ _ [C] _ [Db] _
[B] _ _ [Ab] _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [Eb] Ooh, [Dm] _ _ [Cm] _
_ [B] [Cm] oh [B] yeah, [Cm] oh [Bb] yeah
[Eb] Herbs [D] _
_ [Gm] _ _ [Ab] _ _ [Eb] _ _ [Cm] _
[Gm] are all shattered, [Cm] _ [Gm] sneeze to pee
[Cm]
This [Ab] _ _ _ _ _ is [Eb] burying [Ab] me, _ [Eb] _ _ _ [Bb] _
_ [Db] _ _ [C] _ _ [G] _ _ [C] _
_ [F] _ _ _ [Bb] [F] at least no more [Bb] ant flow
[F] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _