Chords for Ray Stevens - "The Streak" (Music Video)

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_ Oh gosh, this is Miss Grundy, the lady I told you about from Standards and Practices, you know.
Say what?
The censor, remember?
Oh, listen, this man will take care of you.
You know what to say.
I'll be watching, Mr.
Stevenson.
Hello, everyone.
This is your Action News Reporter with all the news that is news across the nation.
On the scene at the supermarket, there seems to have been some disturbance here.
Pardon me, sir.
Did you see what happened? _
Yeah, I did.
I was just standing over there by the tomatoes, and here he come, running through the pole beans, through the fruits and veggies, naked as a jaybird.
Ethel's over there in the jams, jellies, preserves, and pickles.
I hollered over there.
I said, Don't look, Ethel!
_ She dropped a whole jar of kumquats and fell back into the sweet midgets of hers.
Had us too late, she done been incensed.
Here he comes!
Boogity, boogity!
[F] Here he comes!
Boogity, boogity!
[F#] _ [G] _ _ _ _
[C] Oh, yes, they call him [F] the street. _ _
_ That's [Dm] a thing on [C] two _ feet.
He's just as proud as [G] he can be of his anatomy.
He gonna give [C] us a peek. _ _
Oh, yes, they call [F] him the street. _ _
_ Like to show [C] off his physique. _ _
_ If there's an [G] audience to be found, he'll be streaking around dividing the [C] public routine. _
Hello once again, everyone.
Your action [Am] news reporter on the scene at the gas station.
There seems to have been some [C] disturbance here.
Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?
Yeah, I [Am] did.
I was just in here trying to get some iron, my car there, and he [C] disappeared out of the traffic.
Come streaking around the grease rack, I didn't have nothing on [Am] but a smile.
Ethel's in there getting her a cold drink.
[C] I hollered in there, I said, don't look Ethel!
Too late, she's done been [Am] mugged.
Blist, a rock turned from the shock absorbers.
[C] _ [G] Here he comes!
Boogity, boogity!
[F] Here he comes!
Boogity, [F#] boogity!
[G] _
_ _ _ [C] Oh, yes, they call him [F] the street.
_ _ _ Like to [A#] turn you [C]
to the cheek.
_ _ He's always [Gm] making the [G] news, wearing just his tennis shoes.
You [C] could call him unique.
_ Hello once again, everyone.
Your action news [Am] reporter in the booth at the gym,
covering the disturbance [C] at the basketball playoff.
Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?
[Am] Yeah, I did.
It was half time, I [C] was just going down there to get Ethel a snow cone.
Here he comes, right out of the [Am] cheat seats.
Right down the middle of the court there, didn't have [C] nothing on but his high top _ Reeboks.
He was adriven, [Am] made a jump shot, got out through the concession.
I hollered up and down, I said, [C] don't look Ethel!
Too late, she's done got a free shot.
[Am] Grand standard, right there in front of the home [C] team.
Oh, yes, they call him [F] the street. _
Here he comes again.
_ [C] Who's that with you?
Ethel?
Is that you, Ethel?
[G] Where do you think you're going?
He's never been.
He don't [C] give a damn. _
So, oh, yes, they call him [F] the street. _ _
Ethel, that [C] high thing. _
Say it if it's so.
If there's an audience [G] to be found, it'll be a street to be around.
Okay, crew, let's go.
Get the [F] 85.
Absolutely, everyone, this was [E] a special.
Well, [N] once again, Mr.
Stevens, you have managed to, pardon the expression,
_ barely stay within the bounds of what is permissible. _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ Yeah, baby.
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