Chords for Ray Stevens - "It's Me Again, Margaret" (Music Video)

[C] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ [Em] _ _ _ [C] _ [D] _ _
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[C] Well, there once was a fella named [G] Willard [C] McVane,
_ and he only had just [D] one thought [G] on his brain.
_ [C] Every evening about midnight he'd slip [F] off alone
_ and call the [C] same lady [G] on the pay [C] telephone. _ _ _ _
It's me again, [G] Margaret. _ _ _ _ _
_ Hello, [C] is this Margaret? _ _
_ You don't know me, [F] Margaret, _ _
_ _ [G] but I [C] know you.
_ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
[C] _ Well, _ _ _ _ _ this upset the lady, _ [G] gave her [C] the blues,
_ so she called the police, said, [D] what shall [G] I do?
_ [C] Well, the chief of detectives came around [F] to her home
and eavesdropped [C] upon them [G] on her [C] upstairs _ home. _ _
[G] It's me again, Margaret. _ _ _ _
_ Is [C] _ this Margaret? _
_ _ I [F] know it's you, Margaret.
_ _ [G] _ [C] Are you naked?
_ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
[C] _ _ _ [G] [C] Well, _ _ _
[Dm] [C] they called up Marvel, [G] traced him [C] on down
_ to a funky old phone booth [D] on the outskirts of [G] town.
It [C] was there that the fight squad with the field [F] glasses read
_ the lips of [C] that _ [G] amorous man [C] as he _ said, _
It's [G] me again, Margaret. _ _ _ _
_ _ Hello, [C] is this Margaret? _
_ _ _ I [F] know it's you, Margaret.
_ _ [G] _ _ [C] Want to hear me bark like Rin Tin Tin?
_ _ _ _ [G] _
_ [C] _ _ _ _ Well, _ _ they cuffed him and dragged him [G] to the station [C] downtown
_ and they allowed him one phone call [D] before the [G] jailer came round. _
[C] He wet his chapped lips and cleared his young [F] throat.
_ _ Then he dialed [C] the telephone.
[G] Softly, [C] he spoke. _ _ _
It's _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ _ me again, Margaret.
_ _ _ _ _ They got me, [C] Margaret.
_ _ _ _ You ain't gonna [F] miss me, Margaret.
I know that. _ _
[G] But I'll miss _ [Em]
you.
_ [Ebm] _ _ [F] _ _ [C] And when I get out, Margaret, I'm gonna come over [A] there with a [G] weed eater
and a live chicken and _ [C] some cool whip.
_ We'll [Cm] have a big [C] old time, Margaret.
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_ [N] Why, yes, ma'am.
You can post bond right over here.
_ [Em] _ _ [Ebm] _ _ _ [Dm] _ _
[C] Mr.
McBain, please.
That'll be [Db] [G] $350. _
_ And how much for those [C] handcuffs?
_ _ _ _ _ [Cm] _ [C] _ _
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