Chords for It's Aging, Men - Parody Song of The Weather Girls' Raining Men

[F] Good [G] evening.
[Fm] As has been widely [Bb] reported, [Ab] women around the world can expect a La Nina pattern of [Db] extreme heat, _ dryness, and unsettled weather [F] from middle-aged onwards.
[C] In tonight's [E] forecast, [Fm] breaking news for men, an extended outlook [Bb] for our male [Eb] viewers doesn't look promising [Ab] either.
A high-pressure [Db] front is approaching, bringing instability, turbulence, [F] poor visibility, high [C] wind, a possible depression, [F] and some freezing upward paths.
Yes, age is coming, [Dm] gentlemen, and it will be [F] hitting hard.
But forewarned is forearmed.
[Fm] Let's hear more from our reporters on [Dm] the field.
_ _ _ [Db] _ _ _
[F] Your gut plants will be rising, _ _ _ your belly is getting low, [Bbm] _ [F]
your fat loops are enormous, _ _ [C] where did that six-pack go?
_ [F]
It's right all the [Fm] worst [Bbm] time when you can't get it [Bb] up _ again, [F]
an [C] eternity to make a peak, [Fm] you're not the stud you [C] were back [Fm] then. _ _
It's [G] called aging men, [Db] [Eb] happens to you, it's that age [F] when _ hair gets thin.
You [Db] used to go out, [Fm] have fun, [Bbm] always looked your best, [Fm] now [C] a lemon has more zest.
_ It's [Db] aging men, caught [Eb] up to young, changing [F] men, every _ specimen. _
[Db] Used [Fm] to [Bbm] look so mean, [C] laugh now with muscles happy. _
_ _ _ _ [Db] It's bloody [Eb] modern nature, _ _ [F] look at what she's done to [Db] you.
Now [B] no younger [Eb] women _ _ [F] match their eyes like they used to.
[Db] Don't have a midlife [Eb] crisis, _ [Fm] it's one thing you can't _ defy.
If your present is true, [Bbm] they'll stick with [Bb] [G] you, you're [Fm] still their perfect [C] _ [Fm] guy.
_ _ [C] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Bbm] We _ [Ebm]
still love you, so don't [F] complain, we [Fm] are all [Ebm] husbands.
[Db] _ _ _
[Eb] Happens to you, it's aging [Fm] men, _ [F] aging _ _ _ _ _ _ _ men.
_ _ [Bb] _ _ _ _
[Fm] _ _ _ Sides _ [Bb] fading, [Ab] _ false teeth going _
[Db] _ _ _ _ _ [Bbm] _ in, [F] when did this _ [C] _ begin? _
[Fm] _ And we're much [Ab] now, don't you lose [Db] your _ mind. _ _ _
[C] You better to dance, let's hear you now, _ _ _ _ [D] do [C] your best.
[Db] Get your act [Eb] together, _ _
[F] _ other sorrow aging too.
[Db] Soon it's time for [Abm] heaven, _ [Eb] _
[F] but there's still lots [Fm] that we could do.
[Db] Don't think that [Eb] you'll beat it, [Fm] by buying a sports car. _
We don't have [Db] to trust [Bb] anyone, [C] we love [Fm] you as [Cm] you [Ab] are. _
[Cm] _ _ _ _ _ [Gb] You're aging [F] men, yes, _ _ your blood pressure is _ rising.
Blood [Fm] pressure is rising. _ _ _ _ _ _
Libido is getting _ low.
Oh no, _ _ _ go, go.
You're no more an adult.
No, _ [F] honey, don't stay.
_ _ _ [Fm] _
There's sprouts from [Cm] your ears, I know. _
[F] It's alright, man, you'll be fine.
[Bb] Just take a blue pill or test.
[Fm] For the first time [C] in your _ history.
You've got to deal with aging men. _ _
_ _ _ [Cm] _ _ _ [N] It's aging [Db] men, [F] _ happens to you.
[Fm] It's that age when _ hair gets thin.
You're [Bbm] aging men, _ [Eb] we're there with you.
We're [F] aging men, _ oh [Bb] yeah.
It's [Db] aging men, we [Eb] still love you.
So don't [C] complain, _ [Bb] we're [Fm] husbands.
It's [Gb] aging [Db] men, _ [Eb] happens to you.
It's [C] aging _ men, [F] ancient.
_ It's [Bbm] aging men, _ happens [Eb] to you.
It's [Fm] that age when _ hair gets thin.
You're [Eb] aging [Db] men, _ [Eb] we're there with you.
We're [F] aging men, _ oh [Bb] yeah.
[Bbm] It's aging men, _ we still [Eb] love you.
So don't complain, [F] _ we're husbands.
It's [Bbm]
aging [Db] men, _ [Ebm] happens to you.
It's [Cm] aging men, _ ancient.
_ [F] _ _
_ [Db] _ It's [Ab] happening to [Eb] you.
_ [C] We're aging _ [Fm] _ _ _ _
[Bbm] men. _ _ _ _ _ _