Chords for Total Eclipse of the Heart Parody Song for those of us feeling old

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Slowing down, every [Ab] now and then I get a little bit achy and I gotta [Eb] sit on down [Bbm] [Eb] slowing down
Every [Ab] now and then I get a little bit tired must be exhaustion after all [Db] of these years
Slowing down, every [B] now and then I get a little bit nervous when I see people walk faster [Db] than I
Slowing down, every [B] now and then I feel a little [Gbm] bit cross
[B] Need glasses [Dbm] or I can't use [E] my eyes
Slowing down, [A] time flies
Every now and then I [E] fall apart
[A] Slowing down, time flies
Feels as if my hair's [Bbm] falling apart
Slowing down, every [Ab] now and then I feel a little bit useless thinking back when [Bbm] I was wise
Slowing down, every [Ab] now and then I feel a little bit helpless when I find I've [Db] got no strength in my arms
Slowing down, every [B] now and then I get a little bit angry when it seems [Db] the world is passing me by
Slowing down, every [B] now and then I get a little bit gasified if I eat too [E] much bread or french fries
Slowing [A] down, time flies
Every now [E] and then I fall apart
Slowing [A] down, time flies
Feels as if [Ab] I am falling apart
[Fm] And I want to [Db] sleep tonight
Yes I [Eb] wanna
And I want [Ab] stable blood pressure
[Fm] And to go back to [Db] good eyesight
[Eb] Not have skin that [Ab] feels like leather
[Fm] Not to wake up as soon [Db] as it's light
[Eb] And feel healthy and strong
[Db] It's feeling [Eb] like my energy has hit a black line
[F] I'd love to [Bb] find the figure that I had back in time
I was so [Ab] blind
I don't know what [Eb] to do, I need more than a [Fm] face mask
I'm easily [Bb] exhausted by the simplest of tasks
Sleep at least [Cm] through the night
[Eb] They say [Ab] the future's [Db] looking [Eb] bright
But I feel like a [Ab] troubler at night
Once upon a [Fm] time I was sharp, fierce and tough
[C] But now I'm simply falling [Db] apart
There's _ [Ab] [Bbm] nothing [Eb] I can do
I pee just [Ab] a bit when I laugh
[Eb] _ _ [Db] _ _ [Eb] _ _ [Ab]
Once upon a time [Fm] I felt youthful [Cm] and bright
But now I'm [Db] stumbling round in the [Ab] dark
[Db] I'm [Eb] ashamed to say
I'm scared to [Ab] commit to a [Eb] fart
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_ [Eb] I might [Ab] do a bit more than fart
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[Db] _ _ [Eb] _ [Ab] I deem my _ [Db] _
_ [Eb] _ [Ab] aging is not [Fm] nice
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