Chords for "Beetlejuice: The Musical" The Whole “Being Dead” Thing

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"Beetlejuice: The Musical"  The Whole “Being Dead” Thing chords
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[Gb] [Gbm] Hey folks, beggin' your [D] pardon!
Excuse me!
Sorry to [Db] barge [B] in.
Now let's skip the tears and [Bb] start our [Gbm] whole, [E] you know, [Gbm] being dead thing.
You're doomed!
Enjoy [E] the singing,
[D] The sword of Damocles is swinging,
[B] And if I hear your cell [Bb] phone ringing, [A] I'll kill you [A] myself.
[Ab] The whole [Db] being dead [Dm] thing!
Death can get a person stressed!
[Gb] We should've [F] carped way [Gb] more DMs, now [F] we're never gonna see him!
I can show you what comes next, [Db] so don't be freaked!
Stay in your [D] seats!
I do this bullshit like eight times a [Db] week!
So just relax, you'll be fine, drink your [Dbm] $50 wine and take a [Db] breath!
Welcome to a [Gb] show about death!
You're
you're gonna be [E] [B] fine
On the other side
[G] You're all gonna die!
[Gb] You're all gonna die!
I'll
I'll be your [E] [B] guide
To the other side!
[D] Go and pull the [Db] closure, it's a [Gbm] show about [Gm] death!
Everybody gets on [Eb] fire, like Roger's heart and [C] Hammerstein here!
The women's bathroom has no [Gm] line here, just pee where you [A] want!
The whole being [Gm] dead thing!
You're just gonna love the [Eb] floats here!
Yeah, I know you're woke, but you can take a [Gm] joke here!
[C] In every show I do like a ton of [A] coke here!
The whole
[D] The [Am] whole being dead [Gb] thing!
Nobody is fully [Ebm] proof!
[G] I work [Gm] out, I eat flea, Jesus, [F] passage, [Am] rambunith!
Time [Eb] to face the brutal truth!
[D] Cause we're all on a hit list!
[Gm] Might not live till Christmas!
[D] Choked to death on brisket!
Hey, that's just statistics!
[Eb] So take a little break [Abm] here!
Kinda like a wake [F] here!
The [Gb] scenery is fake [Ab] here!
But there's [Gm] a giant snake here!
[Gb] [Gm]
[Bbm] [D] Welcome [Em] to a show about death!
[Bbm] [G] You're
You're gonna be fine!
Thank you!
[Am] On the other [Gm] side!
How you doing?
[Em] Not [G] good!
[Bbm]
[Fm] [Ab]
[Gb] To [Db] the other [C] [B] side!
[C] Seriously [Bbm] though, this is a show about death!
It's [Eb] a fool, but it's funny, so we do it!
[Bbm] Nothing radical, but we should [Eb] be new!
Something [Fm] about to kill you!
If you die while listening to this album, it's still gonna keep playing!
[Abm] [Bb]
Destiny or mate?
[Cm] Just a terrifying weight!
[Bbm] Who are the people that you hate?
And [Eb] on a certain date, the [C] universe kills you!
That's the thing with life, [D] no one makes it [Bb] out alive!
[Ab] [B] Toss that body in the [Gm] pit!
Gosh, it's awful, ain't it tragic?
Blah blah, Bible, Jesus, [Cm] magic!
[Eb] When you're dead, who gives a [Gm] shit?
No Pilates, no more yoga!
Namaste, you [Eb] frickin' posers!
From the cradle to [Bb] cremation!
Death just needs a little [D] conversation!
I have mastered the [C] arts!
[D] I'm [Eb] tearing [D] convention [Cm] apart!
[D] So how about [Db] we all make a [D] start [Ab] on the side!
[D] On the other side!
[Gm] To [Ab] the other [Dbm] [D] side!
[Eb] But I hope you're ready for a show about [G] death!
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[Gb] [Gbm] Hey folks, beggin' your [D] pardon!
Excuse me!
Sorry to [Db] barge [B] in.
Now let's skip the tears and [Bb] start our [Gbm] whole, [E] you know, [Gbm] being dead thing.
You're doomed!
Enjoy [E] the singing,
[D] The sword of Damocles is swinging,
[B] And if I hear your cell [Bb] phone ringing, [A] I'll kill you [A] myself.
[Ab] The whole [Db] being dead [Dm] thing!
Death can get a person stressed!
[Gb] We should've [F] carped way [Gb] more DMs, now [F] we're never gonna see him!
I can show you what comes next, [Db] so don't be freaked!
Stay in your [D] seats!
I do this bullshit like eight times a [Db] week!
So just relax, you'll be fine, drink your [Dbm] $50 wine and take a [Db] breath!
Welcome to a [Gb] show about death! _
You're_
you're gonna be [E] _ _ [B] fine_
On the other _ side_
[G] You're all gonna die!
[Gb] You're all gonna die!
I'll_
I'll be your [E] _ _ [B] guide_
To the other side!
[D] Go and pull the [Db] closure, it's a [Gbm] show about [Gm] death!
Everybody gets on [Eb] fire, like Roger's heart and [C] Hammerstein here!
The women's bathroom has no [Gm] line here, just pee where you [A] want!
The whole being [Gm] dead thing!
You're just gonna love the [Eb] floats here!
Yeah, I know you're woke, but you can take a [Gm] joke here!
[C] In every show I do like a ton of [A] coke here!
The whole_
[D] The [Am] whole being dead [Gb] thing!
Nobody is fully [Ebm] proof!
[G] I work [Gm] out, I eat flea, Jesus, [F] passage, [Am] rambunith!
Time [Eb] to face the brutal truth!
[D] Cause we're all on a hit list!
[Gm] Might not live till Christmas!
[D] Choked to death on brisket!
Hey, that's just statistics!
[Eb] So take a little break [Abm] here!
Kinda like a wake [F] here!
The [Gb] scenery is fake [Ab] here!
But there's [Gm] a giant snake here!
_ [Gb] _ [Gm] _ _
_ [Bbm] _ _ _ [D] Welcome [Em] to a show about death!
[Bbm] _ [G] You're_
You're gonna be fine!
Thank you!
[Am] On the other [Gm] side!
How you doing?
[Em] Not [G] good!
[Bbm] _
[Fm] _ _ _ [Ab] _ _ _ _
[Gb] To [Db] the other [C] [B] side!
[C] Seriously [Bbm] though, this is a show about death!
It's [Eb] a fool, but it's funny, so we do it!
[Bbm] Nothing radical, but we should [Eb] be new!
Something [Fm] about to kill you!
If you die while listening to this album, it's still gonna keep playing!
[Abm] _ [Bb]
Destiny or mate?
[Cm] Just a terrifying weight!
[Bbm] Who are the people that you hate?
And [Eb] on a certain date, the [C] universe kills you!
_ That's the thing with life, [D] no one makes it [Bb] out alive!
[Ab] [B] Toss that body in the [Gm] pit!
Gosh, it's awful, ain't it tragic?
Blah blah, Bible, Jesus, [Cm] magic!
[Eb] When you're dead, who gives a [Gm] shit?
No Pilates, no more yoga!
Namaste, you [Eb] frickin' posers!
From the cradle to [Bb] cremation!
Death just needs a little [D] conversation!
I have mastered the [C] arts!
[D] I'm [Eb] tearing [D] convention [Cm] apart!
[D] So how about [Db] we all make a [D] start [Ab] on the_ _side!
[D] On the other side!
[Gm] To [Ab] the other [Dbm] [D] side!
[Eb] But I hope you're ready for a show about [G] death! _
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