Chords for "Two Sisters Polka" : Official Music Video

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_ Jake, we haven't had a gig in weeks.
Yeah, weeks!
Well, we better hurry up.
I'm not getting any [D] younger.
You know, Jake, we should be making polkas instead of pizzas.
I know.
I'm sorry, guys.
I know we haven't been gigging out a lot lately,
and I haven't exactly been writing us any new material,
but nothing [Ab] song-worthy ever happens to [E] us.
I mean, nothing exciting ever happens to us here.
It's like we're stuck in a void.
It's like we're frozen in carbonite.
[Bb] It's_ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Holy smokes.
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[Bb] _ _ _ [F] _ _ _ _ [C] _
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[Bb] _ _ _ [F] _ _ [C] _ _ [F]
Oh, _ _ I am a mess, [Bb] yes, I simply [F] must confess.
You see, I met a girl [C] that I adore.
_ Then [F] she introduced me to [Bb] her sister, and I just could not [F] resist her.
I'm [C] not sure who I fancy [F] more.
_ I'm in love with two sisters, [Bb] I'm in love with two sisters.
[F] Not sure what I am [C] gonna do.
_ [F] I'm in love with two sisters, [Bb] I'm in love with two sisters.
[F] I hope that [C] they are in love [F] with me too.
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_ _ _ It's both a matter of subtraction [Bb] and a state of attraction.
[F] There are two of them, but [C] one of me.
_ [F] I wonder if they would [Bb] oppose if I decided to [F] propose a marriage [C] that would [F] allow for three.
_ I'm in love with two sisters, [Bb] I'm in love with two [F] sisters.
What a [C] predicament for me.
_ I'm in [F] love with two sisters, [Bb] I'm in love with two sisters.
[F] They got me [C] wrapped around one [F] finger each. _ _ _ _ _
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_ [F] _ _ It's a tough diagnosis.
I wish [Bb] I could undergo mitosis [F] and split my body down from [C] head to toe.
Then [F] there would be two of me, [Bb] you see, then I would be free.
[F] One of me, to [C] each sister [F] I would go.
_ [G] I'm in love with two sisters, [C] I'm in love with two sisters.
[G] Not sure what I am [D] gonna do.
_ [G] I'm in love with two sisters, [C] I'm in love with two sisters.
[G] I hope that they are in love with me too.
_ I'm in love with two sisters, [C] I'm in love with two sisters.
[G] Not sure what I am [D] gonna do.
_ [G] I'm in love with two [Em] sisters, I'm in love with two sisters.
If [G] you're lucky, [D]
I'll give [G] one to you.
If you're lucky, [D] I'll give one [G] to you.
If you're lucky, [D] then I'll give one [G] to you. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [N] Hello? _ _
Hello?
_ Hello?
Hello? _
_ _ _ [Bb] _ Jake?
What? _
_ What?
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Oh.
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