Chords for "Weird Al" Yankovic: Bad Hair Day - I'm So Sick Of You

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You tell a joke and forget the punchline Why you always wasting my time?
_ Hey baby trust me, you just disgust me Your hair's a mess and your makeup's crusty
[G] I don't know too many _ females Who make a habit of biting their toenails
[D] Oh every time you call it, climb me up the wall Honey, just the sight of you makes my [A] blood draw
I'm sure we'd be happy together [D] If [G] only one little thing were _ true
Oh [D] baby, I _ _ [A] _
am so sick of [D] you _ _ _
You drink the milk right from the garden _ _ What are you in _ kindergarten?
You belch everywhere, _ fouling up the air Then you use my razor to shave your back hair
[G] You don't have an ounce of class You're just one big pain in the [F] neck
[Em] [Eb] How [D] much more can I take now?
Give me a break now
You even snow when you're wide awake [A] now
You tell all your friends we're the perfect couple [G] Well maybe you should get a clue
Cause [D] baby, I _ _ [A] _
am so sick [Bm] of you _ [G] Baby, I'm so [D] nauseating
I _ _ [A] _
am so sick [D] of [G] you
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And when [Bm] you softly call my name It's [C] like I'm listening to a P [D].E. chalk sound _ _ _
And [Bm] when you look at me that special [C] way It's hard for me to keep [D] my love channel _ _
And when you [Dbm] ask me [Bm] what I'm [C] thinking Honey, [B] usually [A] I'm [E] thinking
How I'd really like to tie your hair completely up and duct tape
So I wouldn't have to listen to you asking me those stupid [A] questions over _ [D] and over [A] again
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_ _ [G] _ _ [D] Well that disgusting noise you make when you laugh gives me a throbbing migraine
_ _ _ _ Until you came along I never dated anyone that's low on the food chain
_ _ _ _ [G] Cause that inhuman body odor You got the hair of a Boston _ [F] promoter
[E] [D] Yeah, your teeth are all yellow The fuzz made of jello
You wake up in a puddle, drooling on your pillow
[A] I hate the way you crack your knuckles I [G] hate your white heels or girlfriend _ _ too
[D] Well mostly I, _ [A] _ I am so [Bm] sick of you
_ [G] Really now you're [D] aggravating I, _ [A] I am so [Bm] sick of you
_ [G] Not to mention [D] irritating I, _ [A] _ I am so [Bm] sick of you
Well [E] now won't you get my message cause I'm [D] saying I, I, [A] _ I'm so [Bm] sick of _ _ you
_ I'm so sick of you
_ _ _ I'm so sick of you
_ I'm so [D] sick of you
_ _ _ You make me sick
_ _ _ I'm so sick of you now
_ _ I'm so sick of you now
_ _ I'm so sick of you now
_ _ _ I'm so sick of you
_ _ I'm so sick of you now _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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