Chords for "Weird Al" Yankovic - Craigslist (Official 4K Video)

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[Em] _ _ [A] _ _ [E] _ [A] _ WOW YEAH!
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_ _ [A] _ [E] _ _ _ [A] You [Em] got a [A] 65 _ _ Chevy _
[Em] _ _ [A] [Em] Malibu
_ _ [A] With [Em] automatic [A] [Em] drive
A [A] _
[Em] custom paint [A] job too
_ I'll _ trade you for my old [Em] _ [A] wheelbarrow
[Em] And a slightly [A] used [Em] _ [A] sombrero
[E] And I'll even [D] throw in [C#] a stapler [C] if you [B] _ _ insist _ _ _ _
[Em] _ _ [A] _ _ [Em] _ [A] CRAIGSLIST! _
[E] _ _ [A] _ _ [Em] _ _ [A] I'm [Em] on [A] Craigslist baby [Em] come on!
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[Em] Yeah
[A] _ [Em] Well _ _ _
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[Em] we shared [A] a quick _ [Em] glance
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[Em] Saturday at [A] the mall
[Em] _ _ [A] I [Em] never [A] took a [Em] chance
_ [D] [A] Never [E] approached you [A] at all
_ _ You [E] were a blonde [A] half-Asian [E] with a [A] bad case of gas
[Em] I was wearing [A] red speedos [Em] and a [A] Hockney mask
Come [E] on let's find [D] that love [C#] connection [C] that [B] we _ _ missed _ _
[Em] I'm _ [A] _ _ [Em] _ [A] Craigslist! _
[Em] _ _ [A] _ _ [E] _ _ [A] Yeah [Em] _ _ [A] Craigslist [Em] come on!
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[Em] _ _ [D] _ _ [Em] _ _ [D] I'm [Em] on _ [A] _ _ [Em] _ [A] Craigslist! _
[B] _ Well baby, _ maybe you [E] are too
[A] If [Em] I'm all chunky [A] don't be [Em] mad
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[Em] An [A] open letter [Em] to the snotty [A] barista
[Em] At the coffee [A] bean on San [Em] Vicente [A] Boulevard
[Em] I know there were [A] 20 people behind [Em] me in [Bm] line
[A] But I [Em] was on a cell phone [A] call with my mother _ _
[Em] Didn't you [A] see me hold up [Em] my index [A] finger?
That [Em] means [A] I'll order my soy [Em] decaf [A] hazelnut latte in [Em] just a couple [A] minutes
[Em] So what's with the [A] attitude lady?
[Em] _ [A] No tip [Em] for you
[A] I [Em] got a trash [A] can of [Em] styrofoam [A] peanuts _
[Em] _ [A] You can have them [Em] for free
[A] Or [E] you can drop [A] by on the weekend _
[Em] And [A] pick them up [Em] from me
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[Em] But the trash [A] can ain't part of the [Em] deal
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[Em] Only giving [A] you the peanuts
[Em] [A] Get real don't [G] have no hefty [A] bag
[Em] So bring [A] your own
[Em] Don't bug me [D] with questions [E] on [A] the [D] phone
[Em] Don't ask for [A] help
Don't [Em] waste my [A] time
[Em] And don't [A] complain
Cause they won't cost you a dime
Just [Em] ask yourself
Do you want my styrofoam [A] peanuts?
[Em] _ You can have my [A] styrofoam peanuts
Do you want my styrofoam peanuts?
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[Em] They're on _ [A] _ _ [Em] Craigslist
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[Em] Yeah _ [A] _ _ [Em] _ _ [A] _ _ [Em] _ _ [A] _ [Em] Craigslist
[A] Ow baby [Em] cold
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[Em] _ _ [A] _ [Em] Craigslist [A] Craigslist
[Em] I'm on [A] Craigslist [Em] Craigslist _ [F] Craigslist
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[Em] _ _ _ _ Craigslist _ _
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