Chords for "Weird Al" Yankovic - The North Korea Polka

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_ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
[A] _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
[F#m] _ _ _ _ _ [G] [D] Would you _ annihilate us [G] if you had the chance?
That's [D] such an antisocial [A] thing to do. _ _ _
[D] You've got a crapping our [G] collective pants.
May I [D] suggest you take [A] it down a notch [D] or two? _ _
[Bm] We're not exactly sure [F#m] why you're upset.
Did [G] that Seth Rogen movie make you [A] super mad? _ _
[D] You'd like us if you got to [G] know us, I bet.
We're [D] mostly harmless, [A] decent people.
[D] Hey, we're really not so bad.
My point [G] is, [A] please don't nuke [Bm] us, North Korea.
[G] Right [A] now we're all a [D] little tense. _
[G] Believe me, we [A] don't hate [Bm] you, frankly.
We don't [G] even think that [Em] much about you, [D] no offense. _
Now you might call us [G] bloodthirsty dogs,
[D] but that's a metaphor I'm not [A] very apt.
We're [Bm] just a bunch of simple pigeons,
[G] big and goofy dorks, who [D] probably couldn't [A] find
your country [D] on a map. _
[Bm] No, we're not savages [F#m] or _ cannibals.
[G] Well, maybe just a really, [F#m] really, really fun person.
[Bm] So I think it would be best if [F#m] you'd knock off those missile tests.
[G] Don't turn us into sender while we're swiping right on Tinder.
Don't jumpstart our get-in or our bitch will soon be wetting.
Would you think this through for a moment, please?
Now why would you bomb our nice celebrities?
Oh, why in the world would you kill Tom Hanks?
Cause nobody _ [A] doesn't like Tom [C#] _
Hanks!
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_ [G] So [A] feed the [D] nukes North [Bm] Korea.
[G] That [A] would [D] seriously ruin our day.
[G] Remember, we're [A] not [D] evil [G]
psychotic monsters.
No matter what [A] the news may [Bm] say,
[G] we're just those goon balls from [A] the U _ _ _ .S [D].A.
[G] _ _ _ [D] _ _ _
_ _ _ [G] _ [A] Hey! _ _
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