Chords for "Weird Al" Yankovic - Sports Song (Official 4K Video)

[Db] _ _ [Em] _ [Bbm] _ _ _ [G] _ [Ab] _
[Db] For a sports team, it's vastly [Bbm] inferior
[Db] That's simple fact, it's [Ab] plainly obvious to [Bb] see
[D] We're [Eb] gonna kick your_
Call it a posterior _
[Ab] Of course you realize we're [Db] speaking [Fm] _
figuratively
[Db] Our stats are [Gb] thoroughly [Ebm] impressive
[Eb] Our coach really has [Ab] the light of such _
[Db] Our [Ab] players are fast [Db] and strong [Bb] and [Ebm] brave and
Our [G] guy, man, [Db] that's Ol' [Gb] Dutch
[Ab] _ _ _ _ _ [Cm] _
[Fm] In [Db] fact, we've laid teams [Ab] across the nation
And [Ebm] you're the worst one we've [Db] come across
Try [F] to _ assimilate that [Bbm] information _
[Eb] And it just might help you cope with your [Gm] impending loss
Oh, [Db] and if somehow [Ab] we are still failing
[Db] To effectively articulate [Gb] the [Fm] points [Eb] at hand
[Gb] Allow us [Eb] now to [Db] summarize them [B] [Bb] in a manner
[Ebm] That your feeble brains can [Ab] _ [Db] understand _
[Gb] We're great, [Db] and you suck _
We're great, and [Gb] you suck
[Eb] _
[Bb] We're great, and [Ebm] you suck
[Bb] You [Ab] see, they're buff
[Eb] And then there's [D] you, you [Gb] suck
We're really, [Db] really great _
[Bb] In contrast, you [Ebm] really _ [B] suck
Okay, [C] full disclosure, [Db] we're [Bm] not [Gm] that great
[Abm] But nevertheless, [Db] _ [Gb] you suck _
_ _ [N] _ We're _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[Ab] [Db] a force [Bb] team, we'll [Db] see others with [Bbm] defeat
[Db] But they're refactored by [Ab] empirical evidence
[Bb]
[D] We're [Eb] gonna grind up your guys into [Ebm] burger meat
[Ab] I can't afford to be speaking [Db] in [Fm] the figurative sense
[Db] What's the use of even [Eb] going [Gb] through the motions
[Eb] _
[Db] [Eb] When you know that you're [F] gonna lose [Ab] anyhow?
[Bbm] _
So [Ab] why don't you save [Db] us [Abm] all [Bb] some time
[Ebm] And give [Db] us now
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