"Weird Al" Yankovic - Living With A Hernia Chords

_ _ Ow!
_ [B] _ _ _
[C#] _ [B] _ _ _ _ _ _
[C#] Oh, [B] _ _ [C#] dang!
_ _ [C#m] _
_ [B] _ _ _ [C#] _ [B] _ _ _
[C#] _ [D#] _ _ All I do [B] is [C#] [B] run from her,
hurts me to walk [C#] anywhere.
[B] _ _ Went to see my physician, [C#] [B] Dr.
Jones.
[C#] He [B] took my trousers off, [C#] [B] told me to cough.
[G#] Dr.
Smith, [D#] there ain't nothing to discuss.
[G#] He [A#] tells me any day [G#] I'm _ _ [E] out.
Living with a [F#] hernia.
_ _ _ [C#] _ [B] _ _ _
[C#] [B] Such aggravation.
_ [E] Living with a [F#] hernia.
_ _ _ [C#m] [B] Gonna be [C#] my [B] ruination.
_ [E] Living with a [B] hernia.
_ _ _ [A] Got to have an [C#m] operation.
_ Feels so [B] old. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [C#] _ [B] Too much _
[C#] [B] bad pain.
Good God, [C#] that [E] means safe.
[B] Can't run, _
[C#] [B] barely crawl.
_ [C#] [B] Got a bulge in my intestinal wall.
Why, I feel funny.
[C#] Bless [B] my soul.
Can't play tennis, _ and it's hard to bowl.
[D#m] Can't even do the splits now.
[F#] Better call the quits now.
I'm sick of all this dancing.
[G#] _ _ _ [E] Anyhow.
_ Living with a [F#] hernia.
_ _ [C#] Hurts [B] me bad.
[C#] Can't attend [B] a location.
_ [E] Living with a [F#] hernia.
_ _ _ [C#] _ [B] _ Enough humiliation.
_ _ [E] Living with a [B] hernia.
_ _ [A] Got to have an operation.
[C#] _ _ _ _ _ [B] _ Living [C#] with a hernia.
Can't [B] get up. _
[C#] Can't [B] bend over.
_ Now I live [C#] with a hernia.
_ _ _ [D#] _
Wait a minute.
_ _ _ [A#] You may not be familiar with [F] the common types of hernias that you can [A#] get.
_ [C#] _ _ _ [F#] So just [C#m] settle down.
Let me clue you in.
[G#] Let's incomplete. _ _
_ Epigastric.
_ Bladder. _ _
_ Strangulated.
_ [A#m] Lumbar hernia. [A#] _ Rictopernia.
_ Obstructed.
_ [G#m]
Equinox.
_ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _
[F#] Rupture.
[B] I said it's causing me such [C#m] _ [B] irritation.
_ [E] Living with a [F#] hernia.
_ _ Have [B] to have [C#] my [B] medication.
_ _ [E] Living with a hernia.
[F#] _ _ I feel bad. _ _
_ _ _ _ [N] _ _ _ _