Chords for "Weird Al" Yankovic - Fat (Official Music Video)

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You.
Yo homeboy, where you been man.
Been looking for you.
Yeah, we ain't seen you around burger world lately.
So where you been?.
Huh?.
Oh.
You know around one piece of pizza think I got extra piece around here [Gm] somewhere.
No, that's okay.
Thanks.
Yo, [C] ding-dong man.
Ding-dong.
Ding-dong.
[E] Yo, no, thanks.
Really?.
Yo [Em] eat this man.
It's good for you _ .
I'm not really very hungry right now.
[D#] Hey, man, what it is with you?.
[A#] You're some kind of dad that would they teach you that little sissy school years back off me [D#] man back off.
The question is are you fat [A#m] or what?.
[E] Leave me alone.
I said are you fat?.
_ _ You ain't down with us no more you ain't fat you ain't fat _ _ _ _ .
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[B] _ _ _ _ [D#] [A#] I.
[Em] _ [B] _ .
[Cm] _ [F#m] _ _ [B] _ [Cm] _ [A] _ _ [B] _ .
_ [F#m] _ _ [B] _ _ [C#m] _ _ [B] _ .
_ [F#] _ [E] _ _ [C#] _ _ [A] _ [B] _ .
[C#] _ [F#m] _ _ [B] _ [C#m] _ _ [A] _ [B] _ .
_ [C#m] _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ [B] _ .
[C#m] _ _ _ [D#] _ [A] _ _ _ _ .
[C#m] _ _ _ [D#] _ [A] Boy you to take the payment [B] [A] class _ _ _ .
_ [E] _ _ [D#] _ _ [A] _ _ [B] _ .
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_ _ [G#] _ [A#m] _ _ [C#m] _ _ _ .
_ _ [A] _ _ [B] _ [F#m] _ _ [B] _ .
_ [A] _ _ _ [B] _ [F#m] _ _ [B] _ .
_ [F#m] _ _ _ [B] _ [F#] _ [A] _ [B].
No!.
[A] Don't you call me pudgy, [B] portly, or [F#m] stout, just tell me [Bm] once again who's fat.
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[C#m] _ When I [D#] got off [F#m] to get my [B] mail, _ [F#m] it made you fall through thick and [D#m].
skin.
[F#m] Down at the beach, I'm a lucky [B] man.
[D] [F#m] I'm the only one who gets a [D#] tan.
[E] If I have [F#m] one more, why alimony, _ I'm gonna need my own [G#m] zip code.
When you're only [A#m] having seconds, I'm [B] having [C#] twenty-thirds.
When [G#m] I go to [A#m] get my shoes shined, I [C#] gotta take [F#m] their word for it.
[B] I'm fat, [F#m] I'm old, [B].
you [F#m] know I'm fat.
[D#] I'm fat, [F#m] you know [B] it.
You [A] know I'm fat.
[B] I'm fat, [F#m] you know [B] it.
[F#m] And my shadow weighs 42 pounds.
Let me tell [B] you once [Bm] again who's fat.
If _ _ .
[F#] _ _ [F#m] _ _ _ [C#] _ _ [Bm] _ .
[F#m] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [B] _ .
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[C#m] _ [G#m] you see me [A#m] cutting all the way, you better [G#m] give me [A#m] plenty of space.
If [G#m] I tell you [A#m] that I'm hungry, [C#] then won't you feed [A] my baby?.
_ _ _ [F#m] _ _ _ [B].
You [A] know I'm fat, _ you know it, [Bm].
you [A] know I'm fat, [B] I'm fat, [F#m] you know [B] it, you know [F#m] it, _ _ [B] _ [A] _ _ [B] _ .
_ [F#m] _ _ _ [B] _ [F#m] _ _ [B] _ .
_ [F#m] _ _ [B] you [F#m] _ _ [B] _ .
_ [A] know _ [B] [F#m] it.
You know [B] _ .
_ [A] _ _ [B] _ _ [F#m] _ _ [B] _ .
_ [A] I'm fat, you [B] _ [F#m] know it, [B].
you [A] know I'm fat, you [B] know, [F#m] really [B] really fat, you [F#m] know.
I'm fat, _ [B] [F#m] you know it, [B] you know, [F#m] and the whole world knows I'm [B] fat and I'm proud just [A] to.
tell me once again, who's fat?.
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