"Weird Al" Yankovic - Like A Surgeon Chords

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Doctor Ross, please report to emergency.
Doctor Ross, _ _ _ _ _ _ [F] Doctor Howard, Doctor Farnham. _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ I finally made it to med school.
_ _ Somehow I made it through.
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I'm just an intern, I still make [Db] no mistake or two.
_ _ _ I was last in my class.
Barely passed _ at the instant _ [Ebm] _
you're [Bbm] bored.
_ _ [Ebm] Yeah, I'm trying [Bbm] to avoid a malpractice [Ab] _
_ suit.
[Eb] _ I [Db] feel like a surgeon, _ _ cutting for the very first time.
_ _ [Ebm] Like a _ surgeon.
_ _ [Db] Organ _ transplants are my line.
Better give me all your gosners.
_ _ This patient's fading _ fast.
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_ Complications have set in.
[Db] Don't know how long he'll last.
_ _ Let me see _ that IV.
_ Here we go.
_ Time to operate.
[Ebm] I'll pull his insides [Bbm] out.
_ _ [Ebm] Pull his _ [Bbm] insides out.
And see what he [Ab] ate.
_ _ [Eb] _ _ [Ab] _ [Db] Like a surgeon.
_ Hey!
_ Cutting for the very first time.
_ _ _ [Ebm] Like a _ surgeon.
_ _ [Bbm] Here's a waiver for you to _ _ sign.
_ [Eb] _ _ Whoa.
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_ _ [Eb] _ _ _ _ [Bbm] Whoa.
_ _ [Eb] _ _ Whoa.
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_ _ [Eb] _ _ _ [Db] It's a fact.
_ I'm a quack.
_ That is great.
_ I'll be _ _ [Ebm] AMA.
Cause my patients die.
[Bbm] _ _ _ [Ebm] Yeah, my patients [Bbm] _ die before [Ab] they can pay.
_ _ _ _ _ [Db] Like a surgeon.
Hey!
_ Cutting for the very first time.
_ _ [Eb] Like a _ surgeon.
_ _ [Bbm] Got your kidneys _ on my mind.
Like a surgeon.
_ _ _ Like a surgeon.
_ _ When I [Ebm] reach inside.
Put my scalpel.
[Bbm] And my forceps.
And retractors. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Oh. _ _
_ _ Oh.
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_ _ _ _ _ [Bbm] Baby. _
_ _ Yeah.
I can hear your heart beat.
_ _ _ For the very last time.
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