Chords for "Weird Al" Yankovic - Headline News (Parody of "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm")

[Gm] [Dm] .
[Ab] [Eb] [Ab] [Eb] .
[Cm] [Eb] Once there was this kid who [Ab] took a [Eb] trip to Singapore [Bb] and brought [Eb] along his spray [Ab] paint.
and when he [Bb] finally [Eb] came back [Bb] he [Eb] had [Ab] cane [Eb] marks all over [Bb] his bottom.
[B] He said that [Eb] it was from [B] when the warden [Bb] whacked it so .
[Ab] hard.
[Gm] [Dm] .
[Gm] [Dm] [Cm] [Bb] .
[Ab] [Bb] [Cm] [Bb].
Once there [Eb] was this girl who [Ab] swore that [Eb] one day she would [Bb] be a figure [Eb] skating champion.
[Ab] and when she [Bb] finally [Eb] made it [Bb] she [Eb].
saw [Ab] some [Eb] other girl who [Bb] was better.
.
[B] And so she [Eb] hired some [B] guy to club her [Bb] in the [Ab] kneecap.
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[Bb] [Dm] [Gm] [Dm] .
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[Bb] [Dm] [Gm] [Dm] .
[Ab] [Eb] [Cm] .
[Eb] [Fm] They got [Eb] paid for [Bb] their sound [Fm] bites and sold their [Eb] TV movie [Bb] [Ab] rights.
[Cm] And [Eb] then there was this guy who [Ab].
made his [Eb] wife so mad one [Bb] night that she cut [Eb] off his [Ab] wiener.
and when he [Bb] finally [Eb] came to [Bb].
he [Eb] [Ab] found that [Eb] Mr.
Happy [Bb] was missing.
[B] He couldn't [Eb] quite explain [B] it, it had always [Bb] just [Ab] been there.
[Bb] [Dm] [Gm] [Dm] [Ab] [Eb] [Ab] .
[Eb] [Bb] [Dm] [Gm] .
[Dm] [Ab] [Eb] .
[Fm] [Eb] .
[Bb] [Fm] [Eb] .
[Bb] [Ab] .
[Eb] [Fm] [Eb] .
[Bb] [Fm] [Eb] .
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[Fm] [Eb] .