Chords for "Weird Al" Yankovic - Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me (Official 4K Video)

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[D] _ _ [G] Oh, the sand keeps falling through the hourglass
[D] And there's no way you're gonna [Bm] slow it down
You say [C] we gotta treasure [G] each moment
[D] Who knows how long we're gonna be [B] around
[C] Yeah, you keep on telling [G] me life is [B] short
And it's hard to disagree with what [C] you say
[G] But if time is so precious, [D] why you wasting [C] mine?
Cause I'm always reading, always deleting
Every useless piece of garbage that you [D] send my way
[G] Every stupid hoax, [Bm] all those corny jokes
Stop [C] forwarding that [D] crap to me
[G] Well, I don't need tons of cringe [Bm]-inducing puns
[C] Stop forwarding that crap to [D] me
[Em] No, it isn't okay if you [F] brighten my day
[C] With some cut-and-pasted hackneyed Hallmark [G] code
And I didn't request [Bm] a personality test
Stop [C] forwarding [D] that crap to [G] me
_ [Bm] _ _ [C] _
_ _ [G] You're sending virus-laden bandwidth-hogging attachments
[D] To every single [Em] person you know
[C] You're passing [G] around a link to some dumb thing on [D] YouTube
That everybody [B] else already saw three years ago
[C] And wacky, badly [G] photoshopped [B] billboards
Were never that amusing to [C] me _ _
[G] And I just can't believe [D] you believe those urban [C] legends
But I have high hopes someone will point you towards Snopes
And debunk that crazy junk [D] you're spewing constantly
No, I [G] don't want a bowl of [Bm] chicken soup for the soul
Stop [C]
forwarding that crap [D] to me
Send [G] more top ten lits and [Bm] I'll slash my wrist
[C] Please stop forwarding that crap [D] to [Em] me
Well, I'm sorry I can't [F] accept your paranoid rant
[C] And I don't want the Neiman Marcus [D] cookie recipe
Won't [G] you kindly refrain?
[Bm] Cause it's hurting my brain
Stop [C] forwarding that [Am] crap to me
Like glittery hearts and [D] unicorns and pictures of somebody's cat
[Am] Now tell me, in what alternate reality
[D] Would I care about something like that?
And by the way, [Em] your quotes from George Carlin aren't really George Carlin
[Bm] Mr.
Rogers never fought the Viet Cong
And [C] Bill Gates is never gonna give me something funny
And [A] I highly doubt some dead girl's gonna kill me
If I don't pass your letter on [F#m] home
I [G] _
wish it all, [Bm] sign your petition
[C] But stop forwarding that [D] crap to me
And I don't [G] worry your series [Bm] of conspiracy theories
[C] Just stop forwarding that [D] crap to me
[Em] And your two million loser friends [F] all have my address
[C] Now cause you never figured out [D] the way to BCC
_ [G] Now I gotta insist
_ Take [Em] me off of your list
_ [C] Stop forwarding that [D] crap to [G] me
Stop forwarding that crap to me
[Em] Stop forwarding that crap to [C] me
Stop forwarding [D] that crap to [G] me
Stop forwarding that crap to me
[Em] Just stop it now
Stop forwarding that crap to me [C] Oh no
Stop forwarding that crap [G] to me
Stop forwarding that crap to me
I [Em] can't take it
Stop forwarding that crap to me Ah, [C] please
Stop [D] forwarding that crap [G] to me
Stop forwarding that crap [Em] to me
You gotta stop
Stop forwarding that crap to me [C] Right now
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