Chords for Weird Al - TMZ (Parody of "You Belong With Me" by Taylor Swift) Lyrics

_ _ _ [C#] _ _ _ [C#] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
You're sort of famous, a minor _ [G#] celebrity, and so it only makes sense the world [D#m] would
be obsessed with every single [F#] thing you _ do. _ _ _
[C#] They're running around with their camcorders in the [G#] night, they're lurking patiently and
hoping that they [D#m] just might see something real embarrassing [F#] you _ do.
A _
[D#m] bad hair day [F#] and sweat stained t [C#]-shirt, that's the story [G#] that they're gonna feature.
[D#] With exclusive [F#] pics of your flabby behind, you [G#] think you're all alone but that's right
when you'll find a [C#] bunch of _ paparazzi popping out of [G#] nowhere.
Cameras in your face and then _
[D#m] suddenly, _ _ _ you're on _
[F#] TMZ.
_ Maybe you're on _
[C#] TMZ, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ following you when you're walking down [G#] the street and asking stupid
questions while you're trying [D#m] to eat.
So you cover your face, thinking to [F#] yourself, hey isn't this creepy? _
[C#] And they're out there praying you'll have a big [G#] meltdown, and take them on a little
car [Fm] chase through this [D#m] whole town.
They'll be there with you when you're going to [F#] jail.
First on the scene for every wardrobe _ [D#m] sale.
You just [F#] picked up some _ [C#] transvestite, seconds later [G#] it's up on the [D#] website.
Get a Vegas [F#] wedding, a quickie divorce and [G#] they'll be sneaking in, snapping pictures of you.
[C#] And if they have a patch of pig in your nose, [G#] or stomp them down the street on a [D#m] drunken
spree, _ _ you're on _
[F#] _ TMZ.
Be _ [C#] _ _
_ stalking you, just waiting by your front [G#] door, trailing you through airport _ _
[D#] security.
_ Be there with _
[F#] TMZ.
_ Be there with [C#] TMZ.
We caught this Oscar nominee picking up [G#] dog food.
Is that a baby bump?
I pronounce her guilty of leaving the house [D#m] while fat.
Look who's drinking coffee.
Everything [F#] celebrities do is fascinating.
Oh, let me tell [D#m] you it's getting to the point [F#] where a famous person can't [C#] even get a DUI
[G#] or go on a racist rant.
[D#m] Those guys are all around, [F#] so you really shouldn't dare [C#] go to every club in town [G#] if you plop your underwear.
_ _ _ [C#] Seems that every single time a star decides [G#] to shave their head or ram their car into
[D#m] a _ tree, _ they're on [F#] TMZ. _ _
_ _ _ _ [C#] If they catch it peeing in the [G#] bushes later on that night, well I _ [A#m] guarantee _ _ _ you're on [F#] TMZ. _ _
_ You're on [C#] TMZ. _ _
_ You're on [G#] TMZ. _
Every single _ _ [D#] celebrity _ _ _ knows they're [F#] gonna _ be.
_ They're on [C#] TMZ. _ _
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