Ode to a Superhero (Parody of "Piano Man" by Billy Joel) Chords

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[C] _ _ [F] _ [C] Poor [G] Peter Parker [F] was [C] pitiful, _ [F] _ _ [C] couldn't have [E] been any shyer
[G] _ [C] Mary Jane [G] still [F] wouldn't notice [C] him, [F] even if his hair [C] was on fire
_ [F] But _ [C] then one [G] day he went to that [F] science [C] lab, [F] that mutated [C] spider [D] came [G] down
Oh [C] and now [G] Peter crawls [F] over [C] everyone's [F] walls, and he's swinging all [C] over town
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_ [G] _ _ [C] Sling [G] us a web, [F] you're the spider [C]-man, [F] sling [C] us a web [D] tonight
_ [G] [C] Cause we're all in [G] the mood [F] for a hero [C] now, [F] and there's [G] evil doers [C] to fight
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Now Harry [G] the rich [F] kid's a friend to [C] his, [F] who horns [C] in on [D] Mary Jane
[G] [C] But to his great [G] surprise it [F] seems she prefers [C] guys who [F] can kiss [G] upside down in [C] the rain
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[G] _ _ [F] responsibility, [C] _ [F] that's the [Em] catchphrase of [E] old Uncle Ben
[G] If [C] you missed it [G] don't worry [F] they'll say the [C] line, _ [F]
again and [G] again [C] and again
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[C] Now [G] Norman's a billionaire [F] scientist, [C] _
[F] who never had [C] time [D] for his son
[G] But [C] then something [G] went screwy, [F] and before you [C] knew he was [F] trying to kill _ [C] everyone _
_ [F] _ _ And [C] he's riding [G] a _ [F] _ [C]-
[F] And he's throwing [C] that weird [D] pumpkin [G] bomb
[C] Yes he's wearing that [G] dumb power [F]-
[C] Mask, but [F] he's scarier [G] without [C] it on
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Sling [G] us a web, [F] you're the spider [C]-man, _ [F]
sling [C] us a web [D] tonight
[G] _ [C] Cause you're brave and you're [G] strong and so [F] limber [C] now, [F] but where'd you [G] come up with [C] those tights? _ _
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[C] _ _ _ _ It's a pretty sad [G]
day [F] at the funeral, [C] _ [F] Norman [C] Osborn has bitten [D] the dust
[A] _ [C] And I heard [G] Harry said he wants [F] Spider [C]-Man dead, ah but his [G] buddy Pete [C] he can trust
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[C] _ [F] but Peter [C] he just [D] shuts her [G] down, [C] Mary Jane [G] don't you cry, you [F] can give it a [C] try
[F] Again when [G] the sequel [C] comes around
[Am] Oh la [C] la la [D] dee dee da, _ [Em] _ [Am] _ [C] la la [D] dee dee da [G] da [Gm] dum _ _
[C] _ _ [B] _ [C] Sling us [G] a web, [F] you're the spider [C]-man, _ [F] sling us [C] a web [D] tonight
[A] _ [C] Cause we all [G] sure could use [F] us a hero [C] now, _ [F] we think that you'll [C] do alright
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