Ebay (Parody of "I Want It That Way" by the Backstreet Boys) Chords

[F#] [F#m] [D] [A] Yeah, .
[F#m] a [D] [A] [F#m] .
used [D] pink [A] bathrobe, a [F#m] rare [D] [A] minstrel [F#m] globe, a Smurf [D] TV [A] tray [F#m] I bought [E] on [A] eBay.
[F#m] My house [D] is [A] filled with this [F#m] crap, [D] shows [A] up in [F#m] bubble wrap [D] most [A] every day.
[F#m] What I bought [E] on [A] eBay.
[D] Tell me why I need [E] another [F#m] pet rock.
Tell [D] me why I got that Alf [E] [F#m] alarm clock.
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[D] I bid on [E] Shatner's [A] old toupee.
[F#m] They had it [E] on [A] eBay.
[F#m] I buy [D] on [A] knickknack.
Just [F#m] check [D] my [A] feedback.
Knickknack, [F#m] A.
[D] They all [A] say [F#m] they love me [E] on [A] eBay.
[D] Gonna buy a slightly [E] damaged [F#m] skull.
Gonna [D] buy some beanie [E] babies [F#m] new with tags from [D] some guy I've never [E] met in [A] Norway.
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[F#m] Found him on [C#] eBay.
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[F#m] I am the type who [A] is liable to snipe you [D] with two seconds left to [Bm] go.
[E] Whoa, [F#m] got faith, alibis, [A] whatever will please ya [D] as long as I've got [Bm] the dough.
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[D] I'll buy your [E] [F#m] tchotchkes.
Sell [D] me [A] your [F#m] watch please.
[D] I'll buy.
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[F#m] I'm high as beer.
[E] Joke keeps [F#] arriving in [G#m] the mail.
[E] From that [F#] worldwide garage [G#m] sale.
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[E] Had a droop some [F#] Hazard [B] ash tray.
[G#m] I bought [F#] on [B] eBay.
[E] Wanna buy a Pac-Man [F#] fever [G#m] lunch box.
Wanna [E] buy a case of [F#] vintage [G#m] tube socks.
[E] Wanna buy a Kleenex [F#] used by [B] Dr.
Dre.
[G#m] Found it [F#] on [B] eBay.
[E] Wanna buy that Farrah [F#] Fawcett [G#m] toaster.
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[E] There's dispensers [F#] and a [G#m] toaster.
Don't know [E] what kind of [F#] stuff you'd throw [B] away.
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[G#m] I'll buy [F#] on [B] eBay .
[G#m] what I bought [F#] on [B] eBay.
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