Chords for "Weird Al" Yankovic - Virus Alert

[F#m] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ Hey everyone listen up your [E] attention if you please
We [D#m] want to give you a warning cuz [B] I found out this morning that [C#] a dangerous
In city of computer [F#m] viruses you should get [E] any mail with a some _
Taking [F#] the chances [B] under no circumstances should [C#] you [D#] open it or else as well
Translate your [G#m] documents [C#] into [G#m] Swahili
Make your [C#] TV record [G#m] sheeny nutrient [C#] pets and get your laundry [F#] static
_ Look [E] out it's gonna make your computer [F#] freeze
Look out erase that Easter eggs off your [E] DVDs
Look out erase your hard drive and your backups [G#] to and the hard drive [C#] of anyone related to [F#] you
[C#] by
[F#] [G#] The [C#] music is for someone
[G#m] Who is [C#] aggressive unto [G#m] everybody?
_ [C#] _
[A#m] _ [F#m] Soon very soon it [E] will make all the pain feel off your walls
[F#] But I'll [B] see you give your food a little [C#] hickey and invest your cash
Instant [F#m] in your own sleeping pit will tie up [E] your phone making cranky
Back [F#] in [B] our stock bugging the [C#] showers, so just trash it [D#] now or else it will
[G#m] Decide to give you a [C#] permitted [G#m] wedgie
[C#] Legally changing into [G#m] a jeep
It's [C#] _ _ [F#] _ gonna _ [E] _ melt your face right off your [F#] skull
And make your iPod only play Jekyll [E] and Hyde
And tell you not not to fall you're trying to [F#] sleep
And make you physically attracted to [E] sheep
Feel your identity and your credit [F#] card
Buy you a warehouse full of pink [E] leotard
Look out because a major rift in time and [G#] space can leave a bunch of tweaky [C#] rappers all over the [G#m] place
Let's write [F#] it some [C#] Virus Alert!
G-E-M-E-G-E-B-E-F-O-R-A-L
Someone gets hurt!
[G#m] Forward this [C#] message unto everybody
[F#] Virus [C#] Alert!
G-E-M-E-G-E-B-E-F-O-R-A-L
Someone gets hurt!
[G#m]
Forward this [C#] message unto [G#] everybody
Warn all your [C#] friends and everybody
[G#m]
Tell everyone [C#] you Everybody [F#] now
_ [C#] If you get [G#m] infected
You wish [D#m] you had
[C#] Never been born
So before it [G#m] emails Your [D#m] grandmother
All [C#] of your porn
[F#]
Turn off your [C#m] computer
And make sure it's powered [E] down
Drop it in a [F#] 43 foot hole in the ground
Bury it [C#m] completely
Rock and roll and she'll be fine
Then [E] burn all the [G#] clothes you may have worn
Anytime you were alone
_ [C#] _ [F#] _ [C#] Virus Alert!
G-E-M-E-G-E-B-E-F-O-R-A-L
Someone gets hurt!
[G#m] Forward this [C#] message unto [F#] everybody [C#] Virus Alert!
G-E-M-E-G-E-B-E-F-O-R-A-L
Someone gets hurt!
[G#m]
Forward this message [C#] unto [F#] everybody Virus Alert!
[C#] G-E-M-E-G-E-B-E-F-O-R-A-L
Someone gets hurt!
_ [G#m] Forward this message [C#] unto [G#m] everybody
Warn all your friends [C#] and everybody
[G#m] Tell everyone [C#] you
Tell everybody [F#]
now
What you waiting for?
Just hurry up and forward this
Message to every single person that you know
It's said right! _ _ _ _