Chords for 11 Unforgettable Motley Crue Moments

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[Db] Yo dudes, this is [B] Motley Crue.
Wanna taste of our new album Dr.
Feelgood [Bm] before it's out in the stores?
Then enter the Crue Contest.
If you have a touchtone phone, call us on the Motley Crue hotline.
1-900-932-8-CRUE.
You could win an autographed poster of us or a personal phone call to [B] your home.
While supporting the Make a Difference Foundation.
That's [Bm] 1-900-932-8 [E]-CRUE.
You've either [Bb] been discreet about your liking of drugs in a sound interview.
[N] You said that the more records you sell, the more drugs you sell. _
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Our dollar [Ab] bills, put it in the bank or up the nose.
In the bank.
[G] Nikki snorted some ants.
So Ozzy snorted these ants, but then Ozzy peed on himself and then licked up the pee.
So he won.
[G] Motley Crue say something about the fact that I snorted a line of ants one time.
And I [F] have got no, absolute no recollection of doing that.
He's been on an act like this many times before, let me [Em] tell you that.
[N] _ This usually does the fucking trick, what do you think, huh? _
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_ Well, looks like we need some more. _ _ _
_ [E] _ _ _ _ Uh [G]-huh.
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You're fucking [N] fucked. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ The security assholes in the front are punching you [Gb] motherfuckers.
And you guys deserve better than that. _ _
_ _ Fucking shit, man.
Fuck you, asshole.
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You know what, motherfuckers?
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_ _ _ _ The ambulance comes, they pronounce him dead at the [D] scene.
[Em] I [A] was done.
_ _ [Dm] End of this story.
As the ambulance raced towards Cedars-Sinai Hospital, [D] fate took a strange turn.
[B] One of the paramedics, a [G] Motley Crue fan, refused to give up on him.
[Bb] He ripped off Mickey's shirt and [G] plunged in a needle.
I [D] gave him two shots of adrenaline.
Mickey's heart started beating again.
_ I was dead two minutes. _
He was running back.
[Eb] _ _ _ [F] I got him filleted.
[Gm] Yeah, the lung.
He's finding stuff.
Is that the lung?
Those are probably testes.
[F] Yep, that's him.
[F] You guys are finding a lot of lung poops.
Put a little bit [E] of that chunk of [F] poop right on a slide with some water.
And look under the microscope to see if you can actually see age.
Did you just say a chunk [Gm] of poop?
Yeah, poop [D] is awesome.
How old was I when I met you?
[Bb] You've got to say 17.
I was 17, right?
17.
And I saw you play that [Gm] night, right?
Yep.
Okay, you've been my favorite guitar player ever since then. So. _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ I've got your portrait tattooed on my leg.
_ _ [N] Wow. _ _
_ _ _ [E] Go, go, go! _ _
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[F] _ [N] Dude, what the fuck?
What _ _ _ _ _ _ about that, guys?
It looks like the fucking roller coaster is broken. _ _ _ _ _
_ I guess we broke it. _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ Who's that?
Who is that?
Come on, guys!
Who is that?
That was it!
Well, it was fun.
I want to thank you, mother fuckers, for coming out.
Spit!
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