Chords for 8 Intoxicated Onstage Moments

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He's been on his back [Db] like this many times before [Em] let me tell you that [N] this usually does the fucking trick.
What do you think?
Well, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
it looks like we need some more _ _
Well _ _ _ _ the parties began to come out
_ _ [E] _ The pants I was wearing fucking
Broke [N] my balls
_ What is young here?
_ [G] Drunk already
[E] Good _ Dutch beer here
_ [Eb] Drinking music maestro
_ [Em] [Gb] Okay, _
_ _ [Ab] _ how you guys doing man?
Let me see all my friends out there.
What's up?
All right?
[Fm] _ _ _ [C] _ _ [Ab] _
_ _ [Gm] _ _ [Cm] _ [Bb] That [Ab] _
_ [G] _ _ [Cm] _ _ [Ab] _ [Ebm] is my best friend no matter what but I know I know he's been a bit of a cop right now if I can
[Ab] Please please [Eb] please please support us and support him while we set him free fucking rehab against life back on [F] fucking track _
[Am] [Bm] The end of [E] December will [Db] [N] be Time I
Stopped feeling dope _ _
[Dm] _ [G] _ [N] _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ Can you hear me?
_ _ _ _ _ [Ab] Hey, man, don't be squirting water at me.
I'm gonna fuck your [Bb] girlfriend I
[Eb] Want _ [G] _ _ _ [Ab] _ [E] _ _ _
[Bb] _ _ [G] _ _ _ [E] to take [Ab] this time to say
That this is real whiskey here
the [F] only people
[N] Who put ice tea in Jack [G] Daniels bottles is the class?
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_ _ Fucking
Past _ _ [Gb] 15 [F] minutes, [G] right?
_ _ [Eb] Supposed to applause that shit.
Oh, yeah, he's sober for the past 15 minutes
[D] [N] He gets a chip of second year
Tits
But these two of master and he was drunk
But _ _ I did not put this up.
I didn't
You guys because I'm a good Samaritan
Good American.
I want to respect Australia
It's drug laws
And I want you to just get back to the community
What it gave to me?
Rock is dead _