Chords for 9,986,000 Minutes - The Office US

By his own admission, this person actually tried marijuana in college, so the Doobie Doobie Pothead Stoner of the Year Award goes to Andy Bernard! _ _ _ _ _ _ _
There's a lot of people I'd like to thank, but I think we all actually want to thank you, Michael.
Oh!
Thank you.
I mean, we actually really all [Ab] want to thank you for everything.
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Oh my [Ab] god, something's happening.
[Fm] _ [Cm] _ _ [Ab] _
_ _ [Gm] [Fm] 9,986 [Eb],000 minutes
[Ab] We actually [Gm] sat [Fm] down and did [Cm] the math
[Ab] _
9 [Fm],986 [Eb],000 [Ab] minutes
That's [G] how many minutes [Fm] that you've [Cm] worked here [Ab] In costumes [G] And impressions [Fm] In meetings
[Eb] In cups of [Ab] coffee For [Gm] birthdays
More [Fm] meet exams
[Cm] Email fords you made us [Ab] read
_ _ [Gm] [Fm] 9,986 [Eb],000 minutes
[Ab]
That's [G] like watching Die [Fm] Hard 80 [Cm],000 times
[Ab] You hit me with [G] your car
[Fm] You help me get [Eb] off [Ab] drugs
I watch you when [Gm] you sleep
[Fm] I forgive [Cm] you for kissing me
[Db] Remember to [Ab] call
Remember [Eb] _ _ [Ab]
to _ call
Remember [Bb] _ [Ab] to call
Text or call [Eb] or email or [Db]
call
Measure, _ measure [C] your life in love
_ [Ab] _ _ _ _ Remember to [Gm] call
Yeah, yeah, [Ab] _ [Eb] yeah
Remember [Ab]
to call
Yeah, [Gm] yeah, [Fm] yeah
You've got [Eb] to remember to call
Remember [Gm] to call
Yeah, [Fm] _ [Cm] _ _ _ _ [B] _ okay. _ _ _ _
Well this is going to hurt like a mother******
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