Chords for 90s Song Lyrics After Bad Translations!

Hey, I'm Stevie T and today I'm gonna be singing to you some popular songs from the 90s with the lyrics all messed up
Now if you've ever been to China and you've seen a sign like this _
_ It's hilarious and it doesn't make any sense and it's not because they were illiterate
It's because there was a bad translation going from Chinese to English and that's what we're doing today with some popular 90s song lyrics
So what I did was I took some popular 90s song lyrics put them in a translator and
translated them into like a foreign language and then I took that and translated it back into English and
Most often the results are hilarious
You guys are gonna think I'm making some of these lyrics up, but I swear to God these are actual translations
So without wasting any further time, let's go to the bad translations. _
_ I
Like large crappy and I can't extend other civics cannot [C] deny that a girl walks in with itty-bitty
Reflections in your [C] face you [Bm] get jumped
_ _ [Dbm] Our Western [Abm] school is called model primary school
[D]
Work a little off of the [Bm] corridor.
[E] Yes on the rostrum
[Abm] _ The podium yes, keep [D] your Japanese to a [Bm] shin the catwalk
_ [E] Sexy channels [Abm] are damaging [E] pussy [Abm] very attractive for my cat pussy
[B] deviation
_ _ _ [Cm] _ _
I'm particularly [G] slow _ _
_ _ _ _ I'm a [B] spinner
_ _ _ _ What the hell do I do [C] this I _ _ _ _ _
belong [Cm] in here _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [G] My eyes feel like they're going to [Gb] have blood
[C] _ _ _ _
[G] Like my hair dried bulging [Gbm] in skull [F] hill and [E] _ _ [A] _ [G] my mouth is dry
_ [Ab] _ My face is [Gb] insensitive
_ Nuts and rotation in my office [F] out on [E] my own.
We are here
[Am] _ _ _
[Ab] _ _ [B] Yeah
They're coming to snuff
[D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[Gb] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [B] Yes, here come the [D] coconut milk _ _ _
[Gb] I _ _ [Gb] _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ [Db] _ _ [C] _ [B] _ _ [Gb] _
_ _ _ want [C] to see you in
Mountain [G] _ pose I want to go to [F] the bathroom with you in the [G] sea _
_ I was [C] already _ there for [G] 10 days
_ _ [F] The sky's
demolishing [G] _ me _
_ _ [C] _ _ _ _ _ [Ab]
Sometimes [Bb] I am happy [Eb] you move _
_ [Ab] _ Sometimes [Bb] no line creeps down
[Eb]
himself
_ _ [Ab] Will continue to increase [Eb] I am cracking hollow
[C] _ [Ab] I'm somewhat
[Bb] Paradoxical I like flags
[C] _ _
_ [Ab] Only
[Db] _ want [Ab] to fly _
[Db] _ _ [Ab] Disarmament [Db] around children put [Ab] weapons in me, baby.
I [Eb] feel _
That your babies _ suckling [Ab] at arms
[Db] _ [Ab] so _ [Fm] I Always wanted _
Everything I need [Cm] is here in my [Eb] laptop
_ _ [Fm] Oh
Very _
[Ab] _ very dirty [Cm] unattainable unnecessary [B] hogwash
_ _ _ _ [Ab] _ _
Gil [Db] to Kentucky [Eb] Gil
_ [Ab]
Seven of seven [Db] and you marry Tyler mother.
[F] I do not care what [Db] they say to us [Ab] in any way
I do not [Eb] care about [Ab] profit _ _ [Gbm] and I [E] do not know
[B] _ [Gbm] That he touched himself I love the [E] me in me
_ [B] _ [Gbm] And I will always like [F] hi.
My name [G] is something [Bb] highest [Ab] the highest
_ [F] Unnatural [Gb] if you wish to [B] do my lover and [E] you want to let [B] me [Gb] it never lasts
Friendship will apply
Who [F] is
_ [Ab] _ _ [C] Who?
[F] _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ [C] Stop G [F] political [Eb] correctness
531 [C] 11th minute origin John our rise of great
[Eb] _ _ _ [Bbm] the swelling _
_ _ [F] _ Rock [Bbm] your body _
_ [Gb] _ _ [F] _ _ [Bbm] _ _
Christmas [Gb] kick people your [Ab] body, [Bbm] right? _
Again, the story of the woman was right _
_ _ [Ab] _ [Eb] Every morning [Db] where cow camels hanging [Eb] from the [Ab] matter for posts of my [Db] beloved bed
_ _ [Eb] _ [Ab] It's [Eb] not for me, [Db] but it's possible to use it [Ab] for a weekend [Eb] or a job [Db] one night
_ [Eb] _ _ [F] [Gb] You dudes [B] lost our weekend [C] get your computer games skip [B] play.
[Gb] Hey, [B] you're a deadline star [Cm] receiving a salary
[B] _ firework
[Gb] _
[B] sparkles in [C] the sunlight
_ [B] _ [Gb] gold
Color [E] is only a [B] starburst _ _
_ [F] Wish you would [C] backtrack from [G] my friend corny
_ _ [F] Could cut ties [C] with all the [G] lies that you visited
_ _ [F]
And if you [C] wanna see me [G] again _
little [E] _ [F] understand
_ [C] _ _ [G] _
_ _ _ _ [Abm] _ _ _ _
_ _ [F] What's left
[Ab] What's wasteful [Db] here [F] we are now, you [Ab]
know [Db] big [F] tipsy feeling
_ [Ab] Manifest _ [G] the crap
_ _ _ [Ab] _
_ [Db] _ [F] Today
_ _ [Ab] _ _
_ _ [F] _ _ [Bb] _ _ [Ab] _ _
[C] Yes, [Dbm] I
Trim [B] it's like a [E] barbie foot
[Dbm] fantastic plastic [Gbm] Bobby [B] life in a plastic bag
You [Gbm] can paint close to I undress [E] ubiquitous
[Dbm] _ _ [Gbm] Imagination life is caught by people.
Let's go to [Gm] the chin part
_ Well, there you have it.
It was really fun
Thank you for joining me and stay [F] tuned
Of course because I will always be doing more bad
Translations cuz they're just that fun and if you like what you just saw [Bb] check out my original bad
[F] Translations video where I translated some [Bb] popular acoustic song lyrics [Dm] and if you enjoy watching me mess with popular songs
Check out my major [Am] songs in minor video where I take happy songs and [G] make them sound sad and messed up and as always
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