Chords for A song made entirely of PUNS
Tempo:
88.65 bpm
Chords used:
D
C
E
G
Em
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
This video is brought to you by HelloFresh, and yes, the ad at the end will also feature endless puns, so stick around for that.
Oh no.
[Em] [C]
[D] [G] [Em]
[C] [D] [G] I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger.
[Em] Then it hit me.
[C]
[G] I used to hate facial hair.
[C] But it grew [D] on me.
[G] I was planning on making a joke about [Em] sodium, but then I thought,
[C] Nah, nobody will understand it.
[D]
That one made me salty.
[E] I put my gram on speed [Am] dial, I called it Instagram.
[E] That musician has a [Am] problem, he's a troubled man.
[D] A fish swam [C] into a wall and [D] said,
Damn!
[G] Cause puns are just like paper, they're terrible.
Ugh, [C] make it stop, [D] they're unbearable.
[Em]
Let's get down to business to [D] defeat the puns.
[E] But puns are [Am] the devil's work, so I [F#] have [D] no-
Okay, I'll stop now, but before [E] I go.
[C] Why must this song [G] punish me so?
[Em]
[G] Never trust an atom.
[Em] They make up everything.
You can never trust [G] an atom.
Have you ever tried blindfolded archery?
[C] You don't know [D] what you're missing.
Oh boiling water-
[E] You [Em] will be missed.
[C] I stole a wig, because [D] I didn't want to pay for it.
That was a good one.
[E] Named my iPod [Am] Titanic, it's sinking [E] now.
Stop making quiet little noises, [A] it's not allowed.
[D] I want to say a chemistry [C] joke, but I would get no reaction [D] from you.
I'll get you some bread, you better believe it.
It's the least I could do.
[G] Cause puns are just like paper, they're terrible.
[C] Ugh, make them [D] stop, they're unbearable.
[Em] Let's get down to business to [D] defeat the puns.
[E] But puns are the [Am] devil's work, so [F#] I have no-
[D] Okay, I'll stop now, but before [E] I go.
[C] Why [D] must this song punish me so?
[E]
Jokes about [Am] skeletons aren't very [E] humorous.
I for one like Roman numerals.
The Earth's rotation [F#m] really makes my day.
[E] The Italian chef who [G#] died, he passed away.
An [D] illegally parked [E] frog is a toad.
[D] My bakery burned [E] down, my business is toast.
[Am] The cookie was sad because his dad had been out [E] for too long.
[Am] I lost my luggage, I'll just have [D] to carry on.
Puns are just like paper, they're terrible.
[C] Ugh, make them stop, they're [D] unbearable.
[Em] Let's get down to business to [D] defeat the puns.
[E] But puns are [Am] the devil's work, so I [G#] have no-
[D] I'll stop now, but before [E] I go.
You know what's coming.
[D] Why must this song punish me so?
[G] This video was sponsored by [G] HelloFresh, America's best value meal kit.
HelloFresh is jam [C]-packed with delicious, low-calorie,
[Gm] vegetarian, and family-friendly recipes every week.
Like this [Cm] sweet and smoky pork tenderloin that I may [G] or may not be making.
I tender pick this kind of meal, I like [D] sweet and smoky.
A cool feature is that the packaging HelloFresh uses [E] to ship your [G] food
is almost entirely made from [C] recyclable and or already recycled [A] content.
So you're helping to save some trees!
I was going to put some tree puns here, but then I thought I better leaf it alone.
Would you still like to hear them?
Nah, never mind, I'm barking up the wrong tree.
HelloFresh is super flexible, you can add meals or lunches to your weekly order,
or throw [G] in yummy sides and dessert like garlic bread and cookie dough.
Bet you never slaw that coming.
I live in a giant city and lugging groceries around is a chore,
[C] so having meals delivered [D] right to me is delightful.
[G] HelloFresh is now from $5 [A].66 per serving.
[C] How cheap!
Go to HelloFresh.com and use the code 10MELINDA
during HelloFresh's New Year's [G] sale for 10 free meals!
[A] What?
Including free shipping.
And using codes of mine are a [G] great way to support my videos.
I would [C] love to keep my job.
[Em] I have a few jokes about unemployed [C] people, but honestly none of them work.
Nailed it!
Oh wow, that's good.
Thank you so much for watching!
Check out HelloFresh [F].com with code 10MELINDA, [E] that's M-A-L-I-N [G]-D-A spelled with an A.
Thank you to all of my patrons, come see me live in Washington,
and I will see you guys soon!
Oh no.
[Em] [C]
[D] [G] [Em]
[C] [D] [G] I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger.
[Em] Then it hit me.
[C]
[G] I used to hate facial hair.
[C] But it grew [D] on me.
[G] I was planning on making a joke about [Em] sodium, but then I thought,
[C] Nah, nobody will understand it.
[D]
That one made me salty.
[E] I put my gram on speed [Am] dial, I called it Instagram.
[E] That musician has a [Am] problem, he's a troubled man.
[D] A fish swam [C] into a wall and [D] said,
Damn!
[G] Cause puns are just like paper, they're terrible.
Ugh, [C] make it stop, [D] they're unbearable.
[Em]
Let's get down to business to [D] defeat the puns.
[E] But puns are [Am] the devil's work, so I [F#] have [D] no-
Okay, I'll stop now, but before [E] I go.
[C] Why must this song [G] punish me so?
[Em]
[G] Never trust an atom.
[Em] They make up everything.
You can never trust [G] an atom.
Have you ever tried blindfolded archery?
[C] You don't know [D] what you're missing.
Oh boiling water-
[E] You [Em] will be missed.
[C] I stole a wig, because [D] I didn't want to pay for it.
That was a good one.
[E] Named my iPod [Am] Titanic, it's sinking [E] now.
Stop making quiet little noises, [A] it's not allowed.
[D] I want to say a chemistry [C] joke, but I would get no reaction [D] from you.
I'll get you some bread, you better believe it.
It's the least I could do.
[G] Cause puns are just like paper, they're terrible.
[C] Ugh, make them [D] stop, they're unbearable.
[Em] Let's get down to business to [D] defeat the puns.
[E] But puns are the [Am] devil's work, so [F#] I have no-
[D] Okay, I'll stop now, but before [E] I go.
[C] Why [D] must this song punish me so?
[E]
Jokes about [Am] skeletons aren't very [E] humorous.
I for one like Roman numerals.
The Earth's rotation [F#m] really makes my day.
[E] The Italian chef who [G#] died, he passed away.
An [D] illegally parked [E] frog is a toad.
[D] My bakery burned [E] down, my business is toast.
[Am] The cookie was sad because his dad had been out [E] for too long.
[Am] I lost my luggage, I'll just have [D] to carry on.
Puns are just like paper, they're terrible.
[C] Ugh, make them stop, they're [D] unbearable.
[Em] Let's get down to business to [D] defeat the puns.
[E] But puns are [Am] the devil's work, so I [G#] have no-
[D] I'll stop now, but before [E] I go.
You know what's coming.
[D] Why must this song punish me so?
[G] This video was sponsored by [G] HelloFresh, America's best value meal kit.
HelloFresh is jam [C]-packed with delicious, low-calorie,
[Gm] vegetarian, and family-friendly recipes every week.
Like this [Cm] sweet and smoky pork tenderloin that I may [G] or may not be making.
I tender pick this kind of meal, I like [D] sweet and smoky.
A cool feature is that the packaging HelloFresh uses [E] to ship your [G] food
is almost entirely made from [C] recyclable and or already recycled [A] content.
So you're helping to save some trees!
I was going to put some tree puns here, but then I thought I better leaf it alone.
Would you still like to hear them?
Nah, never mind, I'm barking up the wrong tree.
HelloFresh is super flexible, you can add meals or lunches to your weekly order,
or throw [G] in yummy sides and dessert like garlic bread and cookie dough.
Bet you never slaw that coming.
I live in a giant city and lugging groceries around is a chore,
[C] so having meals delivered [D] right to me is delightful.
[G] HelloFresh is now from $5 [A].66 per serving.
[C] How cheap!
Go to HelloFresh.com and use the code 10MELINDA
during HelloFresh's New Year's [G] sale for 10 free meals!
[A] What?
Including free shipping.
And using codes of mine are a [G] great way to support my videos.
I would [C] love to keep my job.
[Em] I have a few jokes about unemployed [C] people, but honestly none of them work.
Nailed it!
Oh wow, that's good.
Thank you so much for watching!
Check out HelloFresh [F].com with code 10MELINDA, [E] that's M-A-L-I-N [G]-D-A spelled with an A.
Thank you to all of my patrons, come see me live in Washington,
and I will see you guys soon!
Key:
D
C
E
G
Em
D
C
E
This video is brought to you by HelloFresh, and yes, the ad at the end will also feature endless puns, so stick around for that.
Oh no.
_ _ [Em] _ _ [C] _
_ [D] _ _ [G] _ _ _ [Em] _ _
[C] _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ [G] I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger.
[Em] Then it hit me.
_ [C] _
[G] I used to hate facial hair.
[C] But it grew [D] on me.
[G] I was planning on making a joke about [Em] sodium, but then I thought,
_ [C] Nah, nobody will understand it.
[D]
That one made me salty.
[E] I put my gram on speed [Am] dial, I called it Instagram.
[E] That musician has a [Am] problem, he's a troubled man.
[D] A fish swam [C] into a wall and [D] said,
Damn!
_ [G] Cause puns are just like paper, they're terrible.
Ugh, [C] make it stop, [D] they're unbearable.
[Em]
Let's get down to business to [D] defeat the puns.
[E] But puns are [Am] the devil's work, so I [F#] have _ _ [D] no-
Okay, I'll stop now, but before [E] I go.
_ _ [C] Why must this song [G] punish me so?
_ _ [Em] _ _ _ _ _
[G] Never trust an atom.
[Em] They make up everything.
You can never trust [G] an atom.
Have you ever tried blindfolded archery?
[C] You don't know [D] what you're missing.
Oh boiling water-
[E] You [Em] will be missed.
[C] I stole a wig, because [D] I didn't want to pay for it.
That was a good one.
[E] Named my iPod [Am] Titanic, it's sinking [E] now.
Stop making quiet little noises, [A] it's not allowed.
[D] I want to say a chemistry [C] joke, but I would get no reaction [D] from you.
I'll get you some bread, you better believe it.
It's the least I could do.
[G] Cause puns are just like paper, they're terrible.
[C] Ugh, make them [D] stop, they're unbearable.
[Em] Let's get down to business to [D] defeat the _ puns.
[E] But puns are the [Am] devil's work, so [F#] I have no-
_ [D] Okay, I'll stop now, but before [E] I go.
_ _ [C] Why [D] must this song punish me so?
_ _ _ [E]
Jokes about [Am] skeletons aren't very [E] humorous.
I for one like Roman numerals.
The Earth's rotation [F#m] really makes my day.
[E] The Italian chef who [G#] died, he passed away.
An [D] illegally parked [E] frog is a toad.
[D] My bakery burned [E] down, my business is toast.
[Am] The cookie was sad because his dad had been out [E] for too long.
_ [Am] I lost my luggage, I'll just have [D] to carry on.
_ Puns are just like paper, they're terrible.
[C] Ugh, make them stop, they're [D] unbearable.
[Em] Let's get down to business to [D] defeat the _ puns.
[E] But puns are [Am] the devil's work, so I [G#] have no- _
[D] _ I'll stop now, but before [E] I go. _
You know what's coming.
[D] Why must this song punish me so?
[G] _ _ This video was sponsored by [G] HelloFresh, America's best value meal kit.
HelloFresh is jam [C]-packed with delicious, low-calorie,
[Gm] vegetarian, and family-friendly recipes every week.
Like this [Cm] sweet and smoky pork tenderloin that I may [G] or may not be making.
I tender pick this kind of meal, I like [D] sweet and smoky.
A cool feature is that the packaging HelloFresh uses [E] to ship your [G] food
is almost entirely made from [C] recyclable and or already recycled [A] content.
So you're helping to save some trees!
I was going to put some tree puns here, but then I thought I better leaf it alone.
Would you still like to hear them?
Nah, never mind, I'm barking up the wrong tree.
HelloFresh is super flexible, you can add meals or lunches to your weekly order,
or throw [G] in yummy sides and dessert like garlic bread and cookie dough.
Bet you never slaw that coming.
I live in a giant city and lugging groceries around is a chore,
[C] so having meals delivered [D] right to me is delightful.
[G] HelloFresh is now from $5 [A].66 per serving.
[C] How cheap!
Go to HelloFresh.com and use the code 10MELINDA
during HelloFresh's New Year's [G] sale for 10 free meals!
[A] What?
Including free shipping.
And using codes of mine are a [G] great way to support my videos.
I would [C] love to keep my job.
[Em] I have a few jokes about unemployed [C] people, but honestly none of them work.
_ Nailed it!
Oh wow, that's good.
Thank you so much for watching!
Check out HelloFresh [F].com with code 10MELINDA, [E] that's M-A-L-I-N [G]-D-A spelled with an A.
Thank you to all of my patrons, come see me live in Washington,
and I will see you guys soon!
Oh no.
_ _ [Em] _ _ [C] _
_ [D] _ _ [G] _ _ _ [Em] _ _
[C] _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ [G] I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger.
[Em] Then it hit me.
_ [C] _
[G] I used to hate facial hair.
[C] But it grew [D] on me.
[G] I was planning on making a joke about [Em] sodium, but then I thought,
_ [C] Nah, nobody will understand it.
[D]
That one made me salty.
[E] I put my gram on speed [Am] dial, I called it Instagram.
[E] That musician has a [Am] problem, he's a troubled man.
[D] A fish swam [C] into a wall and [D] said,
Damn!
_ [G] Cause puns are just like paper, they're terrible.
Ugh, [C] make it stop, [D] they're unbearable.
[Em]
Let's get down to business to [D] defeat the puns.
[E] But puns are [Am] the devil's work, so I [F#] have _ _ [D] no-
Okay, I'll stop now, but before [E] I go.
_ _ [C] Why must this song [G] punish me so?
_ _ [Em] _ _ _ _ _
[G] Never trust an atom.
[Em] They make up everything.
You can never trust [G] an atom.
Have you ever tried blindfolded archery?
[C] You don't know [D] what you're missing.
Oh boiling water-
[E] You [Em] will be missed.
[C] I stole a wig, because [D] I didn't want to pay for it.
That was a good one.
[E] Named my iPod [Am] Titanic, it's sinking [E] now.
Stop making quiet little noises, [A] it's not allowed.
[D] I want to say a chemistry [C] joke, but I would get no reaction [D] from you.
I'll get you some bread, you better believe it.
It's the least I could do.
[G] Cause puns are just like paper, they're terrible.
[C] Ugh, make them [D] stop, they're unbearable.
[Em] Let's get down to business to [D] defeat the _ puns.
[E] But puns are the [Am] devil's work, so [F#] I have no-
_ [D] Okay, I'll stop now, but before [E] I go.
_ _ [C] Why [D] must this song punish me so?
_ _ _ [E]
Jokes about [Am] skeletons aren't very [E] humorous.
I for one like Roman numerals.
The Earth's rotation [F#m] really makes my day.
[E] The Italian chef who [G#] died, he passed away.
An [D] illegally parked [E] frog is a toad.
[D] My bakery burned [E] down, my business is toast.
[Am] The cookie was sad because his dad had been out [E] for too long.
_ [Am] I lost my luggage, I'll just have [D] to carry on.
_ Puns are just like paper, they're terrible.
[C] Ugh, make them stop, they're [D] unbearable.
[Em] Let's get down to business to [D] defeat the _ puns.
[E] But puns are [Am] the devil's work, so I [G#] have no- _
[D] _ I'll stop now, but before [E] I go. _
You know what's coming.
[D] Why must this song punish me so?
[G] _ _ This video was sponsored by [G] HelloFresh, America's best value meal kit.
HelloFresh is jam [C]-packed with delicious, low-calorie,
[Gm] vegetarian, and family-friendly recipes every week.
Like this [Cm] sweet and smoky pork tenderloin that I may [G] or may not be making.
I tender pick this kind of meal, I like [D] sweet and smoky.
A cool feature is that the packaging HelloFresh uses [E] to ship your [G] food
is almost entirely made from [C] recyclable and or already recycled [A] content.
So you're helping to save some trees!
I was going to put some tree puns here, but then I thought I better leaf it alone.
Would you still like to hear them?
Nah, never mind, I'm barking up the wrong tree.
HelloFresh is super flexible, you can add meals or lunches to your weekly order,
or throw [G] in yummy sides and dessert like garlic bread and cookie dough.
Bet you never slaw that coming.
I live in a giant city and lugging groceries around is a chore,
[C] so having meals delivered [D] right to me is delightful.
[G] HelloFresh is now from $5 [A].66 per serving.
[C] How cheap!
Go to HelloFresh.com and use the code 10MELINDA
during HelloFresh's New Year's [G] sale for 10 free meals!
[A] What?
Including free shipping.
And using codes of mine are a [G] great way to support my videos.
I would [C] love to keep my job.
[Em] I have a few jokes about unemployed [C] people, but honestly none of them work.
_ Nailed it!
Oh wow, that's good.
Thank you so much for watching!
Check out HelloFresh [F].com with code 10MELINDA, [E] that's M-A-L-I-N [G]-D-A spelled with an A.
Thank you to all of my patrons, come see me live in Washington,
and I will see you guys soon!