Chords for Adam Sandler - Retard Rap (lyrics)
Tempo:
96.05 bpm
Chords used:
B
F
Bm
Fm
G
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[B]
Today [F] you [D#] find yourself appearing in front of court, re-read 101.
[Fm] You are facing the charges of kicking out questions.
[B] How do you plead?
[F] Excuse [B] me!
How do you plead to [F] [B] segregation through essential [F] education?
[B] Excuse me!
[Fm] I [B] remember the day my dad [F] blew the day.
[B] My mama tripping, dropped me straight on my neck.
I'm not mad, I'm glad to see the other side.
No more people better run and fucking hide.
My mama always said that she wanted [F] a daughter.
[B] I guess that's why she held my head [F] underwater.
[Bm] Or was it when my father's made me wear [F] two skis?
They used to drink a lot and get real pissed.
[B] Remember me?
I was born a little [F] premature.
[B] The doctor told me healthy, but they wasn't quite sure.
My mama tried everything [F] she could, [N] but the truth of the matter is me brain's no good.
If you [G] can't lie by now, we're ignoring [B] it.
When we're on the mic, we [Fm] get it [B] started.
No more people can't do what [F] we do.
And [B] if I knew what we'd do, could I [F] tell you?
[B] Oh, here we go, we stop [F] applying.
[B] No more people step back before you start dying.
We're trying to keep fun, let's [F] get it [Bm]
[F] [Bm]
[B] started.
Most of us, we're born co-hortive.
Me no [Bm] giving shit, me no [F] care.
Me no [B] have me name written in [F] me underwear.
[B] So I double-dog you to try to [F] wear them.
[B] And if you steal them, I'll only [Fm] have one pair [B] of them.
No, my name's no Wolf.
I have a [F] wheelchair.
[B] I pee on myself, but I [Fm] don't care.
I wear [Bm] these glasses, but I [Fm] can't see.
[B] Even if I can see, I [F] can't read.
It's all down the line.
I wear hearing aids.
[Bm] In my special air classes, I get [F] good [B] grades.
I ride a soft bunny, yeah, you can't resist a bull.
I touch my testicles every day [F] at the [B] school.
No more people laughing, make fun, but just like California, I'll get some.
Come on, retardeds, and band [F] [B] together.
Kill the normal people, then make the [F] world [B] better.
No more will we just [F] [Bm] disappear.
So, retarded people, get back to [F] your room.
So raise your questions [B] in the [F] air.
[B] Tell the normal people, this ain't [F] fair.
[B]
We're gonna keep [F] [Bm]
[F] [Bm] [B]
on, let's get it [Bm] started.
Love to us, we're more [F] [Bm] cohorted.
We're gonna keep on, [B] let's get it started.
Love to us, we're more cohorted.
Yeah, we're retarded.
[C#] Yeah!
[B]
[F] [N]
We're going back to school for the real, real revolution in 2000.
Watch out, normal people.
Get the retardo.
Re-re-a [G]-lization, 1999.
[N] [Bm]
Today [F] you [D#] find yourself appearing in front of court, re-read 101.
[Fm] You are facing the charges of kicking out questions.
[B] How do you plead?
[F] Excuse [B] me!
How do you plead to [F] [B] segregation through essential [F] education?
[B] Excuse me!
[Fm] I [B] remember the day my dad [F] blew the day.
[B] My mama tripping, dropped me straight on my neck.
I'm not mad, I'm glad to see the other side.
No more people better run and fucking hide.
My mama always said that she wanted [F] a daughter.
[B] I guess that's why she held my head [F] underwater.
[Bm] Or was it when my father's made me wear [F] two skis?
They used to drink a lot and get real pissed.
[B] Remember me?
I was born a little [F] premature.
[B] The doctor told me healthy, but they wasn't quite sure.
My mama tried everything [F] she could, [N] but the truth of the matter is me brain's no good.
If you [G] can't lie by now, we're ignoring [B] it.
When we're on the mic, we [Fm] get it [B] started.
No more people can't do what [F] we do.
And [B] if I knew what we'd do, could I [F] tell you?
[B] Oh, here we go, we stop [F] applying.
[B] No more people step back before you start dying.
We're trying to keep fun, let's [F] get it [Bm]
[F] [Bm]
[B] started.
Most of us, we're born co-hortive.
Me no [Bm] giving shit, me no [F] care.
Me no [B] have me name written in [F] me underwear.
[B] So I double-dog you to try to [F] wear them.
[B] And if you steal them, I'll only [Fm] have one pair [B] of them.
No, my name's no Wolf.
I have a [F] wheelchair.
[B] I pee on myself, but I [Fm] don't care.
I wear [Bm] these glasses, but I [Fm] can't see.
[B] Even if I can see, I [F] can't read.
It's all down the line.
I wear hearing aids.
[Bm] In my special air classes, I get [F] good [B] grades.
I ride a soft bunny, yeah, you can't resist a bull.
I touch my testicles every day [F] at the [B] school.
No more people laughing, make fun, but just like California, I'll get some.
Come on, retardeds, and band [F] [B] together.
Kill the normal people, then make the [F] world [B] better.
No more will we just [F] [Bm] disappear.
So, retarded people, get back to [F] your room.
So raise your questions [B] in the [F] air.
[B] Tell the normal people, this ain't [F] fair.
[B]
We're gonna keep [F] [Bm]
[F] [Bm] [B]
on, let's get it [Bm] started.
Love to us, we're more [F] [Bm] cohorted.
We're gonna keep on, [B] let's get it started.
Love to us, we're more cohorted.
Yeah, we're retarded.
[C#] Yeah!
[B]
[F] [N]
We're going back to school for the real, real revolution in 2000.
Watch out, normal people.
Get the retardo.
Re-re-a [G]-lization, 1999.
[N] [Bm]
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F
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Fm
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_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [B] _
Today [F] you [D#] find yourself appearing in front of court, re-read 101.
[Fm] You are facing the charges of kicking out questions.
[B] How do you plead?
[F] Excuse [B] me!
How do you plead to [F] [B] segregation through essential [F] education?
[B] Excuse me!
[Fm] I [B] remember the day my dad [F] blew the day.
[B] My mama tripping, dropped me straight on my neck.
I'm not mad, I'm glad to see the other side.
No more people better run and fucking hide.
My mama always said that she wanted [F] a daughter.
[B] I guess that's why she held my head [F] underwater.
[Bm] Or was it when my father's made me wear [F] two skis?
They used to drink a lot and get real pissed.
[B] Remember me?
I was born a little [F] premature.
[B] The doctor told me healthy, but they wasn't quite sure.
My mama tried everything [F] she could, [N] but the truth of the matter is me brain's no good.
If you [G] can't lie by now, we're ignoring [B] it.
When we're on the mic, we [Fm] get it [B] started.
No more people can't do what [F] we do.
And [B] if I knew what we'd do, could I [F] tell you?
[B] Oh, here we go, we stop [F] applying.
[B] No more people step back before you start dying.
We're trying to keep fun, let's [F] get it _ _ _ _ [Bm] _
_ _ [F] _ [Bm] _ _ _ _ _
[B] _ _ started.
Most of us, we're born co-hortive.
_ _ _ Me _ no [Bm] giving shit, me no [F] care.
Me no [B] have me name written in [F] me underwear.
[B] So I double-dog you to try to [F] wear them.
[B] And if you steal them, I'll only [Fm] have one pair [B] of them.
No, my name's no Wolf.
I have a [F] wheelchair.
[B] I pee on myself, but I [Fm] don't care.
I wear [Bm] these glasses, but I [Fm] can't see.
[B] Even if I can see, I [F] can't read.
It's all down the line.
I wear hearing aids.
[Bm] In my special air classes, I get [F] good [B] grades.
I ride a soft bunny, yeah, you can't resist a bull.
I touch my testicles every day [F] at the [B] school.
No more people laughing, make fun, but just like California, I'll get some.
Come on, retardeds, and band [F] [B] together.
Kill the normal people, then make the [F] world [B] better.
No more will we just [F] [Bm] disappear.
So, retarded people, get back to [F] your room.
So raise your questions [B] in the [F] air.
[B] Tell the normal people, this ain't [F] fair.
[B]
We're gonna keep [F] _ [Bm] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [F] _ [Bm] _ _ _ [B] _ _
on, let's get it [Bm] started.
Love to us, we're more [F] [Bm] cohorted.
We're gonna keep on, [B] let's get it started.
Love to us, we're more cohorted.
Yeah, we're retarded.
[C#] Yeah!
_ _ _ _ [B] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [F] _ [N] _
_ _ _ We're going back to school for the real, real revolution in 2000.
Watch out, normal people.
Get the retardo.
Re-re-a [G]-lization, 1999.
[N] _ _ _ [Bm] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [B] _
Today [F] you [D#] find yourself appearing in front of court, re-read 101.
[Fm] You are facing the charges of kicking out questions.
[B] How do you plead?
[F] Excuse [B] me!
How do you plead to [F] [B] segregation through essential [F] education?
[B] Excuse me!
[Fm] I [B] remember the day my dad [F] blew the day.
[B] My mama tripping, dropped me straight on my neck.
I'm not mad, I'm glad to see the other side.
No more people better run and fucking hide.
My mama always said that she wanted [F] a daughter.
[B] I guess that's why she held my head [F] underwater.
[Bm] Or was it when my father's made me wear [F] two skis?
They used to drink a lot and get real pissed.
[B] Remember me?
I was born a little [F] premature.
[B] The doctor told me healthy, but they wasn't quite sure.
My mama tried everything [F] she could, [N] but the truth of the matter is me brain's no good.
If you [G] can't lie by now, we're ignoring [B] it.
When we're on the mic, we [Fm] get it [B] started.
No more people can't do what [F] we do.
And [B] if I knew what we'd do, could I [F] tell you?
[B] Oh, here we go, we stop [F] applying.
[B] No more people step back before you start dying.
We're trying to keep fun, let's [F] get it _ _ _ _ [Bm] _
_ _ [F] _ [Bm] _ _ _ _ _
[B] _ _ started.
Most of us, we're born co-hortive.
_ _ _ Me _ no [Bm] giving shit, me no [F] care.
Me no [B] have me name written in [F] me underwear.
[B] So I double-dog you to try to [F] wear them.
[B] And if you steal them, I'll only [Fm] have one pair [B] of them.
No, my name's no Wolf.
I have a [F] wheelchair.
[B] I pee on myself, but I [Fm] don't care.
I wear [Bm] these glasses, but I [Fm] can't see.
[B] Even if I can see, I [F] can't read.
It's all down the line.
I wear hearing aids.
[Bm] In my special air classes, I get [F] good [B] grades.
I ride a soft bunny, yeah, you can't resist a bull.
I touch my testicles every day [F] at the [B] school.
No more people laughing, make fun, but just like California, I'll get some.
Come on, retardeds, and band [F] [B] together.
Kill the normal people, then make the [F] world [B] better.
No more will we just [F] [Bm] disappear.
So, retarded people, get back to [F] your room.
So raise your questions [B] in the [F] air.
[B] Tell the normal people, this ain't [F] fair.
[B]
We're gonna keep [F] _ [Bm] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [F] _ [Bm] _ _ _ [B] _ _
on, let's get it [Bm] started.
Love to us, we're more [F] [Bm] cohorted.
We're gonna keep on, [B] let's get it started.
Love to us, we're more cohorted.
Yeah, we're retarded.
[C#] Yeah!
_ _ _ _ [B] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [F] _ [N] _
_ _ _ We're going back to school for the real, real revolution in 2000.
Watch out, normal people.
Get the retardo.
Re-re-a [G]-lization, 1999.
[N] _ _ _ [Bm] _ _ _ _ _