Chords for Adge Cutler Thee's got'n where thee cassn't back'n, hassn't?....with intro

_ _ _ _ _ Well, there you are then, how about that?
It's all going pretty well tonight, isn't it?
All going too good to be true.
Well, our next number now, we got a little Bristolian ballad for you.
We all know how the parking problem is nowadays.
Actually, before I start it, I'd like to pay tribute.
We got a bloke here tonight
who was very well known for one or two of his Bristol ballads.
You might have heard a wasp think of E then.
He bisten gonna get an out of I.
And he's better keep the eye on E.
He's here somewhere in the audience.
Lenny Thomas, where is he?
_ Well, _ this next number follows on in that grand condition.
I mean, that grand tradition.
_ That was accident too.
And it's called the Scottenwordy Cassenbacknassen.
_ _ _ Now, in _ _ _ _ _ _ case there's any foreign people here tonight who'd like a sort of translation of that,
what it really means is,
you have gotten were de cussenbackn if de cussed.
Something like that, anyway.
_ As soon as I'm out of sip of this pint, we'll get on with it. _ _ _ _
Actually, I thought this was a very sad song.
Well, it is a very sad song, really, girls.
So you'd all better get your handkerchiefs out.
The seats are filthy.
_ _ _ _ Any Bristolians like to join in on this, the chorus is,
_ _ The Scottenwordy Cassenbacknassen,
he's gotten in a fine old mess somehow.
He's never ought to stucken in there dissent.
_ Now what bis gonna do about it now? _
_ _ _ _ All right, that ain't all, that ain't all.
_ _ These copper packet if de cussen shiffen,
_ _ _ for a copper always turns up from somewhere.
_ Oh, ah, these been engotten were de cussenbacknassen.
Now how bis gonna get now of there? _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Well, I think that'll do, Bob.
We'll just record the applause and leave the song. _ _ _
_ _ _ Right, here we go then.
Scottenwordy Cassenbacknassen. _ _ _ _ _ _
[Bb] _ _ _ _ [G] _ [F] _ [D] _ _
[G] _ _ [C] _ _ [F] _ [Bb] _ [F] _ _
Flo and [D] Joe, they [F] like to go every [D] Sunday [F]
[G] afternoon.
On a bike [C] made for two, they [Bb] travel far.
[F] _ [Gm] _
[F] But Flo lived in Totterdown,
they gurched the hills, they got her down.
She said, [G] Joe, you'll have to go and buy a motor car.
[C] But Joe, he [F] bought a banger,
[C] t'was there he [Dm] dropped a clanger,
[Bb] for every [G] time he'd take his [C] girlie out. _
[F] From pubber, [A] clubber, football [Dm] ground,
he couldn't [Bb] turn the [F] darn thing [C] round.
Everywhere he'd [Gm] go, you'd [F] hear them [Bbm] shout.
[F] _
[D] Oh, these Scottenwordy _ [G] Cassenbacknassen. _
[C] These gotten in a fine old [F] mess somehow. _
[Bb] These never ought a stuttin' [F] in their descent.
_ [D]
[G] Now what this gonna do [C] about it now? _
[D] These copper-packin' ifty [G] _ _ Cassencheffin'.
[C] For a copper always turns up [A] from somewhere.
[D] _ [Bb]
Oh, [Bbm] I be spittin' gotten [F] wordy _ [D] Cassenbacknassen.
[G] Now how this [C] gonna get [F] now of there?
_ [C]
[F] Flo and Joe, they liked to go shopping every Saturday.
[G] Their little [C] motor car was all [F] they [Bb] need.
[F] _ [Gm]
[F] But Joe got stuck down round the centre,
up a street he couldn't [G] enter.
How he cried when he tried to get through to [C] Broadmead.
He got round [F] a collar, [C] and Flo began [Dm] to holler.
[Bb] And a traffic [G] warden said, you can't [C] park here. _
[F] Shut a butt, [A] said Joe, and put [Dm] his back wheel on the [F] warden's foot.
[C] All of Bristol eaved a [F] mighty [Bb] cheer.
[F] [G] Oh, [D] these Scottenwordy _ [G] Cassenbacknassen. _
[C] These gotten in a fine old [F] mess somehow. _
[Bb] These never ought a stuttin' in [F] their descent.
[D] _
[G] Now what this gonna do about [Em] it now?
_ [D]
These copper packet if they [G] cast a shift. _
[C] For a copper always turns up [Am] from [A] somewhere.
_ [D]
[Bb] Oh, I be spittin' gotten [F] wordy _ [D] Cassenbacknassen.
[G] Now how this [Em] gonna get [F] now of [Bb] there?
[F] _ [C]
[F] One fine day on holiday, they took the motor car up [G] road.
With a brand new [C] GB plate they'd [Fm] head for [Bb] France.
[F] _
For Flo and Joe were keen to see the nightly lights of Gay Paris.
[G] Snatch an hour up Eiffel Tower and grab some [C] quick romance.
But was [E] near the [F] place to galley, [C] got jammed up [Dm] a back alley.
[Bb] Woke up [G] everybody [C] in Montmartre. _
[F] John Durham said, [A] ooh la la wee wee, [Dm] and Joe said, don't tell I telly.
[C] They'd paracetamol and an [F] outfield [Bb] arcade.
[F] Oh, [D] these gotten wordy _ [G] Cassenbacknassen. _
These gotten [C] in a fine old [F] mess somehow. _
[Bb] These never ought a stuttin' [F] in their descent.
[D] _
[G] Now what this gonna do [C] about it now? _
[D] These copper packet if they [G] cast a shift. _
[C] For a copper always turns up [A] from somewhere.
[D] _
[Dm] Oh, [Bbm] these been gotten [F] wordy _ [D] Cassenbacknassen.
[G] Now how this [C] gonna [E] get [F] now of there?
We [D] out of [G] Corkscrew.
How this [Am] gonna get now [Eb] of there?
[F] _ _
[Abm] _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ [F] _ [D] _ [C] _
[F] Hey!
_ _ [N] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Oh, thank you very