Chords for Afroman - Crazy Rap (Original Frolosophy Version)

_ Hey, I got one I got one.
Hey, come on man.
Take that and wait it was his blind [G] man, right?
And look it was his blind man.
He was walking down the street with this stick, right?
Trying to feel his way down the street and then he walked by this fish market fish market to the sniffy said
_ Good morning, ladies
[C] _
_ _ [G#] _ _ [Gm] _ _ _ [Am] _
_ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ [C] _
_ _ _ _ _ [A] Time [Em] singing in dirty rap song
[A] Stop hit the [Am] ball by chi-chi-cham, sell tapes come get a home call
So bro, bro, brother much you pick out the season still _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [A] _ [D] _ Roll [C] roll the eighty-three cattle a [Am] deserves
If I take some cities just don't sell I bet my Candy
[A] It was just sundown in a small white town, they called it Eastside Pondtown.
When [F#] the Afro man walked through the white land, houses went up for sale.
I [D#] was standing [C] on the corner selling rap CDs [Am] when I met a little girl named Chad.
I [G] let her ride in my Caddy cause I didn't know her daddy was the [Gm] leader of the crew club club.
[Em] We fucked on the bed, we fucked on the [Dm] floor, we [Am] fucked so long we threw a fucking [G] Afro
and then I fucked it to the left.
She [Dm] sucked my black [E] dick until [D] the shit turned [C] white.
I thought to myself, Sheba, Sheba, Sheba, got [G] my ass looking like a zebra.
I put on my clothes and I was on my way until her daddy pulled up in a [Em] Chevrolet.
I ran and I jumped out the back window, [Am] but her daddy, he was beating with a two-by-po.
He beat me to the right, he beat me to the left, the motherfucker damn near beat me to the [G] left.
He beat me to the left, he beat me to the right.
[Am] Damn, he want my ass all [G] night, but I'm not mad at a prejudice day cause I'm the best damn pussy I ever had.
I got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine, [Am] I'm a fuck that bitch just one [A] more time.
[B] Hey, ain't nothing wrong with that.
You know, [F#] if it's alright with you, man, [E] I ain't mad at you [N] for a minute.
Said go 45 and do [Am] zigzags, baby that's all we need.
We can go to the bar, California, smoke us some gumboots.
_ Having marijuana burn, we can take our time.
Singing them dirty rap songs.
Stop and hit the phone like Cheech and Charm until it takes from here [G] to Hong Kong.
So roll, roll, roll [Dm] my troll, till we got my season sales.
[Am] Feeling high as hell, flying through [E] Palmdale, skating on [A] Dave and Rill.
[N] So roll, roll the 83 Cadillac Coupe Deville.
Get my tapes and my CDs, just don't sell.
[E] I bet my cabbie will.
[N]
I met this girl in Hollywood.
[C] She had green hair but damn she looked [D#] good.
I took her to my house cause she was fine.
[Am] But she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine.
I [E] met this girl from [C] Japan.
She never made love with an African.
[A] I fucked her [G] once, I fucked her twice.
I ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice.
Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya.
I met a woman in the heart of [C] Australia.
She had a [G] big butt and big titties too.
So [C] I [E] hopped in her ass like kangaroo.
[G] I met this lady from [A] Hawaii.
Got it from the back.
Then she said, I'm [Em] mixed with breakfast.
Pussy was lunch.
Then her [Am] titties busted open with Hawaiian fun.
Met [Em] Colonel Santa's wife in the state of Kentucky.
She said I'll fry [D] some chicken if you just fuck me.
I came in her mouth and it was a crisis.
I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices.
Go 45 to 266, baby that's all we need.
[A] We the old two-for-the-dogs.
The old [G] girls from Bumblebee.
[D] And the marijuana burn when you [C] take our turn.
Singing them dirty rap songs.
Stop and hit the ball like Cheech and Chong.
Sell cakes from here to Hong Kong.
[Am] So roll, roll, roll my joint.
Pick [Bm] out the seas and [C] sands.
[B] Feeling high as hell [N] playing blue pined bells.
Skating on deck and rim.
So roll, roll the 83.
Cadillac coupe de ville.
And my tapes and my CDs just don't [C] sell.
I bet my caddy [Dm] will.
[N] I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee.
Titties were filled [D] with [A] Tennessee.
I got tipsy then I got drunk.
Then I got sober.
[G] Cause her pussy stunk.
Met this lady down in Oklahoma.
[A] Put [D] that pussy [A] in a coma.
Met this lady down in [Bm] Michigan.
[Am] I can't wait till I fuck that [Dm] bitch again.
Met a [G] real black girl down in South Carolina.
Hit her till she turned to a white albina.
Fucked this [F#] lady down in Iowa.
I fucked her on credit so I owe [Em] her.
Fucked this girl down in Georgia.
[A] Came [G] in her mouth man I thought I told you.
Met this beautiful sexy hunk.
[D] She's getting ready to cross the border up Mexico.
[Am] Find young thangs selling nice berea.
I [E] wrapped her up like a hot [Am] tortilla.
She's [D] only getting married but [Am] can't afford it.
I know I'm a cry once you get deported.
Go 45 in two zig zags.
Baby [Em] that's all we need.
[Am] We can go through the park after dark.
Smoke us some tumbleweeds.
After marijuana burn we can take our time.
Singing them dirty rap songs.
Stop [N] and hit the bar like Cheech and Chong.
And sell taste buds and women that chase out.
Have you ever went over a girl?
Sucked a fuck and [E] the pussy just ain't no good.
I [C] mean you getting upset cause the pussy ain't wet.
Plus you in the [D] wrong [Am] neighborhood.
So you try to [Em] play it off like you think you can.
But you still [A] can't come.
Then a man walk in.
That's her [Gm] big boyfriend.
And he ask you where you from.
[Am] So you jump up [C] quick and you [E] try to explain.
You start talking real [D] fast.
But you [E] start stuttering and fluttering.
And he kicked your fucking [A] ass.
You're [C] really hibbity-bop.
You're really biggie-thump-stop.
You can't get it.
You're a real fighter.
[E] You're a cop.
You're a real gang-bang boogie.
[Am] All the bars on your feet.
You better run down.
The motherfuckers gonna smoke.
Check it out.
[Em] Roll, roll, roll my joint.
[C] Pick out my season snims.
Feeling high as hell.
Flying through climb [Am] bells.
Skating on deck and [B] ring.
Okay.
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