Chords for Alanis Morissette “Ironic” on the Howard Stern Show (2004)

I'm gonna do another song.
Sure.
All right [Ab] good.
This is [Gb] Alanis Morissette.
It's very very exciting for me
Are you [F] sick of doing those songs or you still like it?
I still love it different versions do with different bandmates
Yeah, you've been playing different versions of it or less.
These dudes are [Eb] good these two guys
It [N] looks like it's fun.
I you know, I wish I could do that.
Yeah.
Well, guess what?
You can't oh, shut up
We've seen your karaoke and mine _
All right, we'll quiet down
_ _ [E] _
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[B] An _ _ _ [Gb]
old [B] man
_ _ [Gb]
Turned [Abm] 98
_ [Ab] He won the [B] lottery _ [Ab] and died the [Abm] next day
_ [Gb] It's a black fly
_ [Ebm] In your _ [Abm] Chardonnay
_ [Bbm] It's a death row pardon
_ Two [Gb] minutes [Abm] too late
And isn't [Gb] it [B] ironic?
_ Don't you [Db] [Abm] see?
It's like
[Gb] _
_ [B] _ _ _ [Ab] _ _
_ [Abm] _ _ _ [Gb] Free _ [Bm] ride [Ab] _ when you [Abm] already paid so good
[Ab] _
_ [B] That _ [Gb] you just [Abm] didn't _ see [A] and who [E] _ _ it [Gb] feels
_ _ _ _ Mr.
Plates [B] safe _ _ [Gb] was afraid to [Abm] fly he packed his suit
[B] _ And [Gb] kissed his kids.
[Abm] Goodbye
_ To [Gb] _
_ _ [B] _ _ [Gb] take that flight and
plane crashed
[B] _ [Gb] Thought well, isn't [Abm] this nice and isn't [Gb] it ironic?
[B] _ Don't [Gb] you [Abm] see it's like
_ [Ab] _
_ [B] _ _ _ [Gb] _ _
_ [Abm] _ _ _ _ _
_ [B] _ _ _ [Gb] You already [Abm] paid good [Gb] advice
_ [B] _ _ [Gb] If you just [Abm] didn't see
_ [A] You
_ [E] It _ _ [Gb]
feels
_ _ _ [Ab] Well life is a funny way of
Sneaking up on you when you [Abm] think everything's okay
Everything's going right
[Ab] _ _
Yeah
_ Yeah, well life is a funny way
Helping you out when you think everything's gone [Abm] wrong and everything blows up in your [E] face _
_ [Gb] _ _ [B] _ a traffic [B] jam
[Gb] When you're already [Abm] late
_ No
[Gb] _
[B] Smoking sign [Gb] on your cigarette [Abm] break.
It's [Gb] like
10,000 spoons when all you need [Abm] is a knife
_ [Gb] It's meeting the man of my dreams meeting his beautiful [Abm] husband _ _
And [Gb] isn't it ironic? _ _
Don't you see [Abm] a little [Gb] too?
_ _ [B] _
Ironic and [Dbm] yeah, I really do [Abm] think it's like [Gb] Right
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It's a [Gb] free ride
[B] _ _
_ [Gb] _ _ _ _ [Ab]
It's the good _ advice _
That you just [Abm] didn't see
_ [A] Who would [E] have thought [Gb] it feels
_ _ [Ab] Yeah
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_ [N] Wow _ you move me _ _ _
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