Merry Christmas, Kiss My Ass Chords by All Time Low

Oh, hey there, Stuart.
Oh, hey.
How are you?
Good to see you.
How are you?
Good.
Just trying to get work done.
Yeah, I get it.
It's been a tough year this year, hasn't it?
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Well, I bet you're looking forward to your Christmas bonus.
Or holiday bonus.
I'm sorry.
Wait, did you get bonuses? _
Yeah, I thought we were all getting some bonuses.
What the fuck?
Yeah, I thought we were all getting some bonuses.
Are you kidding with me right now?
Well, maybe it's [G#] coming.
I don't know.
Yeah, I bet.
Hey, hey.
Are we going to stay for the Christmas party?
Of course I'm going to stay.
We have to stay.
It's the fucking rule.
It's a holiday party.
Hey, guys, I made cupcakes.
Hooray! _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ She's pretty.
She's gorgeous, isn't [Bm] she?
Yeah, but you know_
Do you think she'd talk to me?
[A#] _ _
Molly?
Yeah.
[F#] Of course she would.
She talks [G#] to everybody.
She's a good person.
What do you mean she talks to everybody?
Well, she's just a good person, Stuart.
Yeah, but I see the way she looks at everybody else.
What do you mean?
You're jealous?
_ No.
Well, okay, then.
Just go talk to her.
All [Cm] right.
I'm going to go to the bathroom real quick.
[A#] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [D#] _
_ _ _ _ _ [A#] _ _ _
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ It's only I [G#m] was lucky
_ _ [C#m] To have my chance [A] with you
_ [E] Now last year's summer [G#m] _ _ [E] romance
[C#m] Is this year's winter [A] blues
_ [E] I treated you so nicely
I'm so sorry
[C#m] To jewelry and [A] champagne
_ [E] But you left me empty-handed
Yeah, [C#m] you left me [A] feeling _ [E] _ [B] plain _
_ [E] Now I hope [A] you're happy [G#m] with yourself
[F#m] Cause I'm not
[B] Laughing, [A] don't you think [E] it's jive
_ [A] Probably [C#m] what you did [F#m] this fall
_ _ [B] _ _
_ [E] Ah, no. It's okay.
[B] _ _
[E] _ _ [G#] _ _ _ _ [C#m] _ _
[B] _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [F#] _ Merry Christmas
[B] _ _
[E] Kiss my _ ass _ _
_ You say I'm losing [G#m] my [E] mind
[C#m] I thought that for [A] a while
_ [E] I tear down _ decorations
They [C#m] remind me of [A] your smile
I [E] hate that missile
So it makes [C#m] me
Think of our [A] first _ kiss
[E] You bit my lip
You pulled me close
And [C#m] then you tied me out [A] Quit
Be [E] _ _ [B] _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ [A] _ [E] happy with yourself
[F#m] Cause I'm not
[B] Laughing, [A] don't you think [E] it's jive
_ [C#m] Probably what you did [F#m] this fall
_ [B] It's okay
[E] _ _ _
_ _ [F#] It's okay It's okay It's okay
I don't know
It's been acting weird all day Oh God Gone
[A] No _ _ _ [F#] net goes Merry [B] Christmas
_ [C#m] Kiss my ass
You say you got a [G#] _ _ _ _ [C#m] _ _
_ _ [F#] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
_ _ [B] _ _ [C] _ _ [C#m] _ _
_ [G#] calling
Everyone's yelling, [C#m] we'll treat you to a [F#] bloodshot _ _ [A] askew.
That shows [Am] what Christmas is all _ about.
_ [B] _ _ _ [E] Here I hope, [A] hope you're happy [E] with yourself,
[F#m] cause I know, [B] you [E] know you're thinking [G#m] so.
Damn, [C#m] trashy what you did [F#m] this whole time.
[B] It's so tight.
[E] I gave you my heart, [A] so pretend [G#m] it's my [G#] life.
The wrapping [C#m] paper's dry.
I [B] know that you [A] saw, I wrote you a song.
Hope you should sing along.
Here [F#m] we go, Merry Christmas.
[B] Kiss _ my ass.
_ Ah, ah, [A] ah, _ ah, ah.
[Em] Oh, hey Stewie.
[G] I wanted to ask you what you were doing after [Em] this.
_ Ah,