Chords for Amanda Palmer & Jason Webley - THE BOAT SONG

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_ [Eb] _ _ [Gb] _ [Ab] _ _ [Ebm] _ _
_ _ [Ab] _ _ _ _ My baby _ [Ebm] dog, could you [Ab] just [Ebm] go?
Down to [Gb] the sushi bar and get me [Db] what I want
I [Eb] know you know I [Ab] want a [Ebm] car
[Gb] I [Ab] want a _ [B]
dress
I want [Gb] a bag that's big enough to fit [Db] my 700 _ [E] friends
We're gonna need a miracle, [Abm] we're gonna need a plan
[B] We're gonna have to find a [Eb] place to go
_ _ [E] We're out here in the water [Abm] with our pockets full of sand
[Gb] And there's sinking souls around [Eb] us yelling
NO! _
NO!
_ _ _ NO! _
All _ _ [Ab] _ _ _ _
_ this shit, we [B] just can't go around pretending [Ebm] everyone is gonna fit
I know [Ab] I've told you, I've promised it
I've [B]
always been a liar, [Ebm] so I'm so [Ab] fucking fit _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[B] _ _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ _ [Ab] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [B] _
_ _ _ [Ebm] _ _ [Ab] I want a castle in the country
[B] I want a loft [Ebm] downtown
_ I wanna [Ab]
call you when I want you
[B] Honey, I don't want you hanging [Ebm] around
And [Ab] while you're out there, get me a church dear
[B] Enough of trip mall shit, I'm [Ebm] talking real stained glass
[Ab] And my believers, people with class
I'm gonna [Gb] hang out on my altar [E] in my golden robe
And I'm gonna [Eb] confess all my propaganda while they kiss my ass
[E] We're gonna need a miracle, [Abm] we're gonna need a plan
[B]
We're gonna have to find a place [Eb] to go
_ [E]
We're stuck here in a lifeboat with [Abm] our amputated hands
[Gb] And our automated captain [Eb] yelling
NO! _ _
NO!
_ NO! _ _ _
We're gonna [Ab] need a bigger boat for all this shit
We [B] just can't go around pretending [Ebm]
everyone is gonna fit
I [Ab] know I've told you, I've promised it
_ [B] I've always been a liar, [Ebm] so I'm so fucking [E] fit _ _ _
_ _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ _ _
[Ab] We're gonna need a [Ab] bigger _ _ _ _ _ fish
[B] We're gonna murder the whole ship [Eb] with our fucked up wish
I [Ab] know I've told you, I've promised it
[B] But I was lying when I promised [E] that I've always been a liar
[Eb] You're not getting on this boat, so fucking live!
_ _ [Ab] _ _ _ [N] _ _