Fake Tales Of San Francisco Chords by Arctic Monkeys

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_ [A] _ _ [D] _ Fake tales of San Francisco echo through the room _
_ [E] _ _ [D] More wine to a wedding disco without a bride or groom _
[E] And _ [D] there's a super cool banjo with a trilby's and a glass of white wine _
[E] And _ [D] all the weekend rock stars are in the toilet practicing their lines _
_ [E] _ [D] _ _ [F] I don't want to hear you kick me [F#] out, kick me out
I don't want to hear you no kick me out, kick me out
I don't want to hear you kick me out, kick me out
I [G] don't want to hear you, I [Bm] don't want to hear you
Fake tales of [D] San Francisco _ echo through the air _
_ [F#m] _ [D] And there's a few barmaids who's at a bar call wishing they weren't there _
_ [F#] _ [D] But as the microphone squeaks the young girl's telephone beeps
Yeah she's dashing for the exit or she's running [E] to the streets [D] outside
Oh you've saved me she screams down the line
The band will fuck you and I'm not having [E] a nice [D] time
I [G] don't want to hear [F#] you kick me out, kick me out
I don't want to hear you no kick me out, kick me out
[B] Yeah my bed's [E] set it's amazing though so all that's left
[B] Is the proof that love's not only blind but deaf _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ _ Talks of San Francisco [G] he's on a hoochess bar
I don't know none of this [E] news but I'm sure I asked her
[F#] Yeah I'm sure it's [B] pretty _ far _ _
_ _ _ _ _ Yeah I'd love to tell you [G] all about my problem
Yeah I'm from New York City [E] and I'm from love well
So get [F#] off the phone while you're [B] putting on the ample
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Get off the phone while you're putting on the [G] ample
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