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Eb One time on Twitter, I heard Ariana was pregnant, so I got pregnant so we could be pregnant at the same time.
Ab Turns out it was just a rumor.
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Abm Ariana Grande told me my hair looks
Ab sexy push back.
Dbm She's not wrong.
Ariana broke
A off an engagement, so I found a guy to propose
Gbm to me, and I broke off an engagement.
Ab I heard she's a lesbian now and dating some chick
N called Aubrey.
Dbm It's fucking sick.
I heard if you record her snoring and play it
A backwards, it sounds like Fantasia.
Ariana says honest to God knocked me out,
Gbm so I decided to punch myself in the face.
N It was awesome.
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Db _ _ _ _
Gb _ _ .
One
F taught me patience, and one
Bbm taught me pain.
Now I'm
Db so amazed at
Bbm life
Ebm and all the loss.
But
Gb that's
F not what I see.
Look
Bbm what I got.
Look what
Db you taught me.
And for
Ebm that I say thank you.
F Next, next, thank you.
Abm Next,
Bbm next, thank you.
Ab Db I'm so fucking grateful
Ebm for my head.
Thank you.
Fm Next, next, thank you.
Db Next, next, thank you.
I'm so fucking grateful for my head.
Then we're
Ebm done with my
Gb friends.
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F _ _ I'll send you
Db someone else.
We have embedded discussions.
I know they
Ebm say I'm a little too fast, but this
F won't go last.
Her
Bbm name is Aubrey,
Db.
and I'm so good with that.
Ebm She taught me _
Gb _ .
_
F patience.
She
Bbm handled pain.
That
Db shit's amazing.
I've loved and
Ebm I've lost.
But that's
F not what I see.
Look
Bbm what I got.
No
Db need for such.
And for
Ebm that I say thank you.
F Next,
Fm next, _ thank you.
Next, next,
Bbm thank you.
Next, next, thank you.
I'm so fucking grateful
Gb for my head.
Thank you.
Ab Next, next, thank you.
Db Next, next, thank you.
Next, next, _ _ _ thank you.
Gb _ _
Db _ .
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F Thank
Fm you.
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Bbm _ Next,
Db _ _ next, thank you.
Day I walked
Gb down that aisle, holding hands
F with my mama.
I'll be
Db thanking my dad, cause she grew from the drama.
Only one to
Ebm do it once for your
Gb.
bed, call me
F cause she let us.
God forbid
Bbm something happens, at least this song
Db is a smash.
Ebm I got so much love, got so
F much patience.
A Learned from
Db the pain, turned out amazing.
That's not _
Gb what _ .
_
F I see, look what
Bbm I found.
No
Db need for searching, if all that
Ebm I
Bbm say _ .
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Ebm _ I got so much love,
Gb got
F so much patience.
Learned
Db from the pain, turned out amazing _ .
Gb _ _ _ That's
F not what I see, look
Bbm what I found.
No
Db need for searching, if all
Gb that I say.
Thank
Db you,
F thank you,
Fm thank you, _ thank
Abm you.
Bbm I'm so grateful for.
Ebm Thank you,
F thank you, thank
Ab you.
_
Bbm _ _ I'm so grateful
Ebm for.
Thank you,
F thank you,
Ab thank
Bbm you.
_ _ Thank you, Next, I'm so getting grateful
Gb for Next.
Thank you,
F Next.
Thank you, Next.
Db _ Thank you, Next.
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Ebm Yay.
Thank you,
F Next.
Thank you, Next.
Bbm _ Thank you, Next.
Db _
Bbm Ah,
Ebm yay.
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Bbm _ Thank _
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G you, Next bitch.
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