Kill The Dog Next Door Chords by Arrogant Worms

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_ I once [G] was a happy man of sound and [D] stable mind,
_ [Bm] Then my neighbor [A] bought a dog.
_ [D] He put a ribbon [G] on its head to [D] make it cute,
But it still looked like a [A] _ _ [D]
chihuahua.
[G] He had me over [D] to watch it sit and [G] bathe,
It bit my knee [D] and made love to my leg.
Now it [G] barks all the night and [D] all of the day,
Whenever [Bm] it's not peeing on [A] my _ [D]
lawn.
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_ I [Bm] didn't get to sleep [G] last night [D] till very late,
_ The [Bm] stupid dog barked [A] and [D] grrrr.
_ I got [Bm] up late for work [G] and ran [D] to catch the bus,
_ But [Bm] I slipped on [F#m] a turd.
_ [G] I [D] was certain it wasn't one of mine,
[G] That that dog had [Dm] crossed [F#m] over the line,
_ [D] Wanted to [G] exterminate it [D] and all its kind,
_ From [Bm] my love to little [A] _ _ _
[D] _ Sovereign. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ I'm gonna kill the dog next door,
Ain't gonna bark [G] anymore,
Cause this is Judge [A] McCain,
The little runt has got the pain,
No more [D] turds on my lawn,
That stupid [F#m] mutt will soon be [G] gone,
Gonna kill, kill, [A] kill, kill, kill, kill, kill [D] that dog.
[G] I see the [A] little monster [D] in my garden,
_ _ [A] So I grab an axe and [D] off I go,
_ [G] _ [A] And I try my [D] best to get it,
_ _ All I [A] do is sever my big toe.
_ [G] My [A] neighbor comes [D] outside to call me,
[A] He says his dog and me should [D] just be _ friends,
[G] He puts his [A] little pet in [D] my forgiving [Bm] hand. _ _ _ _
[G#m] _ Then it starts to bite,
[A] So I strangle it with all my might,
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
I'm gonna kill the dog next door,
[Bm] Ain't gonna bark [G] anymore,
Cause this is [A] Judge McCain,
The little runt has got the pain,
No more turds on my lawn,
[Bm] That stupid mutt will soon be [G] gone,
Gonna kill, kill, [A] kill, kill, kill, kill, [D] kill that dog. _
[G] Now this [A] stupid mutt's in [D] doggy heaven, _
[A] I strangle it to death and now [D] I'm free, _
_ [G] But [A] my trouble ain't [D] quite over, _
_ [Bm] My neighbor [A] called the cops on me.
_ [G] I end [A] up at the [D] police station, [A] _ where I am told that I [D] must pay [G] a three [A] hundred [D] _ dollar [Bm] _ fine.
_ [B] _ _ [Em] [A] Wow, what a good value, I think I'll kill my neighbor too.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
[D] I'm gonna kill the guy next door.
Won't call the cops anymore, I [G] never liked him [A] anyway.
Three hundred isn't much to pay, there [D] are turds on my lawn.
Hey, look, his dog is gone.
I'm [G] gonna kill, kill, [A] kill, kill, kill, kill, [D] kill, kill, [Bm] kill, kill, kill, [G]
[D] kill, kill,
kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill that guy.
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