MMV - Pressure Washer Chords by Arrogant Worms
Tempo:
151.9 bpm
Chords used:
D
E
A
F#
G#
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[A]
I'm a real guy, [D] like real [E] guy, things [A] like boats and guns [D] and onion [E] rings.
[D] But household chores need a power resolution.
[E] I went to the store and I purchased a solution.
I [A] got a pressure washer.
[D] [E] I [A] got a pressure washer.
[D] [E] I got [A] a pressure washer.
[D] I like it [E] a lot, cause it makes cleaning [A] destructive.
Now I blow away the dirt [D] and obliterate [E] the muck.
[A] I pressure wash my fence and [D] my couch and my truck.
Nothing's dirty in the [E] house, though things are a little [A] damp.
My cat's clean now, [D] even though it's bald.
[A] It's fur is in a corner [D] of the neighbor's yard.
I got a new kid, diapers aren't a problem.
[E] I pressure wash his butt, he'll never pee on me again.
[A] I got a pressure washer.
[D] He likes it [E] a lot.
I got [A] a pressure washer.
[D] He cleaned up the [E] ton.
Sure [A] I may be squirting water, [D] but in [E] my head [A] I'm a sergeant with a [D] flamethrower spewing out death.
I got two thousand psi [E] of awesome killing [A] force.
Look out for me, here [D] comes my grandpa with [A] his 50 mil pressure [D] washer, look and go.
Jehovah's Witnesses come and shake my hand.
[E] I pressure wash their literature and now they [A] understand I got a pressure washer.
One day when I was out [D] pressure washing my lawn, [A] my neighbor came home with [D] a big smile on.
He pulled out a brand [E] new gas [D]-powered, [E] turbocharged, 90 [D] gauge, super mega mega mega washer with
a DVD [G#] drive.
Damn it!
I need [B] a bigger pressure washer.
[E]
[F#] I need [Bm] a bigger pressure washer.
[E]
[F#] I [B] need a bigger pressure washer.
[E] I need a bigger pressure washer.
I need a bigger pressure [G#] washer.
[C#]
I need [E] a bigger pressure washer.
[F#]
Or maybe a hummer.
[G]
I'm a real guy, [D] like real [E] guy, things [A] like boats and guns [D] and onion [E] rings.
[D] But household chores need a power resolution.
[E] I went to the store and I purchased a solution.
I [A] got a pressure washer.
[D] [E] I [A] got a pressure washer.
[D] [E] I got [A] a pressure washer.
[D] I like it [E] a lot, cause it makes cleaning [A] destructive.
Now I blow away the dirt [D] and obliterate [E] the muck.
[A] I pressure wash my fence and [D] my couch and my truck.
Nothing's dirty in the [E] house, though things are a little [A] damp.
My cat's clean now, [D] even though it's bald.
[A] It's fur is in a corner [D] of the neighbor's yard.
I got a new kid, diapers aren't a problem.
[E] I pressure wash his butt, he'll never pee on me again.
[A] I got a pressure washer.
[D] He likes it [E] a lot.
I got [A] a pressure washer.
[D] He cleaned up the [E] ton.
Sure [A] I may be squirting water, [D] but in [E] my head [A] I'm a sergeant with a [D] flamethrower spewing out death.
I got two thousand psi [E] of awesome killing [A] force.
Look out for me, here [D] comes my grandpa with [A] his 50 mil pressure [D] washer, look and go.
Jehovah's Witnesses come and shake my hand.
[E] I pressure wash their literature and now they [A] understand I got a pressure washer.
One day when I was out [D] pressure washing my lawn, [A] my neighbor came home with [D] a big smile on.
He pulled out a brand [E] new gas [D]-powered, [E] turbocharged, 90 [D] gauge, super mega mega mega washer with
a DVD [G#] drive.
Damn it!
I need [B] a bigger pressure washer.
[E]
[F#] I need [Bm] a bigger pressure washer.
[E]
[F#] I [B] need a bigger pressure washer.
[E] I need a bigger pressure washer.
I need a bigger pressure [G#] washer.
[C#]
I need [E] a bigger pressure washer.
[F#]
Or maybe a hummer.
[G]
Key:
D
E
A
F#
G#
D
E
A
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ I'm a real guy, [D] like real [E] guy, things [A] like boats and guns [D] and onion [E] rings.
[D] But household chores need a power resolution.
[E] I went to the store and I purchased a solution.
_ _ I [A] got a pressure washer.
_ [D] _ _ [E] I [A] got a pressure washer.
_ [D] _ _ [E] I got [A] a pressure washer.
[D] I like it [E] a lot, cause it makes cleaning [A] destructive. _ _ _ _
Now I blow away the dirt [D] and obliterate [E] the muck.
[A] I pressure wash my fence and [D] my couch and my truck.
Nothing's dirty in the [E] house, though things are a little [A] damp. _ _ _ _
_ My cat's clean now, [D] even though it's bald.
[A] It's fur is in a corner [D] of the neighbor's yard.
I got a new kid, diapers aren't a problem.
[E] I pressure wash his butt, he'll never pee on me again.
[A] I got a pressure washer.
[D] He likes it [E] a lot.
I got [A] a pressure washer.
[D] He cleaned up the [E] ton.
Sure [A] I may be squirting water, [D] but in [E] my head [A] I'm a sergeant with a [D] flamethrower spewing out death.
I got two thousand psi [E] of awesome killing [A] force. _ _ _ _
_ Look out for me, here [D] comes my grandpa with [A] his 50 mil pressure [D] washer, look and go.
_ _ Jehovah's Witnesses come and shake my hand.
[E] I pressure wash their literature and now they [A] understand I got a pressure washer. _ _ _
_ One day when I was out [D] pressure washing my lawn, [A] my neighbor came home with [D] a big smile on.
He pulled out a brand [E] new gas [D]-powered, _ _ [E] turbocharged, 90 [D] gauge, super mega mega mega washer with
a DVD _ [G#] drive.
Damn it!
I need [B] a bigger pressure washer.
[E] _ _
[F#] I need [Bm] a bigger pressure washer.
_ [E] _ _
[F#] I [B] need a bigger pressure washer.
[E] I need a bigger pressure washer.
I need a bigger pressure [G#] _ washer.
_ [C#] _
I need [E] a bigger pressure washer.
[F#] _
Or maybe a hummer.
_ [G] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ I'm a real guy, [D] like real [E] guy, things [A] like boats and guns [D] and onion [E] rings.
[D] But household chores need a power resolution.
[E] I went to the store and I purchased a solution.
_ _ I [A] got a pressure washer.
_ [D] _ _ [E] I [A] got a pressure washer.
_ [D] _ _ [E] I got [A] a pressure washer.
[D] I like it [E] a lot, cause it makes cleaning [A] destructive. _ _ _ _
Now I blow away the dirt [D] and obliterate [E] the muck.
[A] I pressure wash my fence and [D] my couch and my truck.
Nothing's dirty in the [E] house, though things are a little [A] damp. _ _ _ _
_ My cat's clean now, [D] even though it's bald.
[A] It's fur is in a corner [D] of the neighbor's yard.
I got a new kid, diapers aren't a problem.
[E] I pressure wash his butt, he'll never pee on me again.
[A] I got a pressure washer.
[D] He likes it [E] a lot.
I got [A] a pressure washer.
[D] He cleaned up the [E] ton.
Sure [A] I may be squirting water, [D] but in [E] my head [A] I'm a sergeant with a [D] flamethrower spewing out death.
I got two thousand psi [E] of awesome killing [A] force. _ _ _ _
_ Look out for me, here [D] comes my grandpa with [A] his 50 mil pressure [D] washer, look and go.
_ _ Jehovah's Witnesses come and shake my hand.
[E] I pressure wash their literature and now they [A] understand I got a pressure washer. _ _ _
_ One day when I was out [D] pressure washing my lawn, [A] my neighbor came home with [D] a big smile on.
He pulled out a brand [E] new gas [D]-powered, _ _ [E] turbocharged, 90 [D] gauge, super mega mega mega washer with
a DVD _ [G#] drive.
Damn it!
I need [B] a bigger pressure washer.
[E] _ _
[F#] I need [Bm] a bigger pressure washer.
_ [E] _ _
[F#] I [B] need a bigger pressure washer.
[E] I need a bigger pressure washer.
I need a bigger pressure [G#] _ washer.
_ [C#] _
I need [E] a bigger pressure washer.
[F#] _
Or maybe a hummer.
_ [G] _ _ _