As The World Turns Chords by Eminem

[C#] _ _ _ _ [E] _ [F#m] _ _ _
[G#] _ _ _ _ [Bm] _ _ _ [Cm] _
[C#] _ _ [E] Yes, ma'am.
[D#m] [B] As the world [C#] turns, we all experience [F#m] things in [G#m] life, trials and [C#] tribulances that we all
must go through.
[E] [B] When someone wants to test us, [C#m] when someone tries our patience, [F#] _ [B] _ _ [Fm]
[A] I hang with [B] a bunch of
hippies and wacky tobacco planters who swallow lead roses and light up like jack-o'-lanterns.
We never agree.
So we move outside this state, and we sue in the courts, because we dope as fuck, and
only get in too many stores.
Yeah.
They never should have booted me out of reform school, deformed fools, taking the shit in
a warm pool till they threw me out the Ramada inn.
I said it wasn't me, I got a twin.
Oh my [C#m] God, it's you, not again.
It all started when my mother took my microwave because [G#m] I murdered my indie pig and stuck
him in the [F#m] microwave.
After [N] that, it went straight to the 40 ouncers, slapping teachers and jacking off in front
of my counselors, class, clout, freshmen dressed like lead nest men.
[F#m] Fuck the next lesson I pass to test guessing
And all the other kids said
[F#] Eminem is a disshead, he'll [C] never last
Only class he'll [F#] ever pass is his ass
Maybe [E] true, said I told this bitch in gym class
That she was too fat to swim laps, she needed Slimfast Who, me?
Yeah, bitch, you so big you walked into big [F#] panties and stepped on Jenny Frigg
She picked me up to snap me like a skinny thwig
Put me in a headlock, [G#m] then I thought I'm a guinea pig
I [N] felt the evilness and started transforming
It began storming, I heard a bunch of cheering, can't swarm it
Grab that bitch by her hair, drug her across the ground
And took her up to the highest diving board and tossed her down
Sorry, coach, it's too late to tell me stop
But I dropped this bitch safe down and [C] watched her belly [C#] flop
As the world turns
[E] What is [D#m] wrong with you?
[F#m] These are the [C#m] days of our lives
These are the [F#m] things that we must go [C#] through
Day by day
We [N] drop around a million dollar sports car
While little kids hide this tape from their parents like bad record cards
Out fighters and we suing the courts
Cause we dope as fuck and only get a two in the source
_ Hypochondriac, hanging out at the laundry mat
Where all the raunchy, fat, white, trashy lawns be at
Dressed like a sailor standing by a pail of garbage
It's almost dark and I'm still trying to nail a trailer park bitch
I met a slut and said, what up, it's nice to meet ya
I like to treat her to a faggot with a slice of pizza
But I broke as fuck and I don't get paid till the first or next month
But if you care to join me, I was about to roll this next blunt
But I ain't got no weed, no fillies or no papers
Plus I'm a rapist and a repeated prison escapist
So give me all your money and don't try nothing funny
Cause you know your stinking ass is too fat to try to outrun me
I went to grab my gun, that's when the rasp [E] hit it on me
[G#m] With an uppercut, hit me with a basket [C#] of lawns
I fell through the glass door, saw the [B] cords and the seams
Slid across the floor and flew [C#m] right into a washing machine
Jumped off with a broken [G#m] back
Thank God I was smoking crack all day and doped up off coke and smack
All I wanted to do was [N] rape the bitch and snatch her purse
Now I want to kill her, but so I gotta catch her first
Ran through Alex's parking lot and took a [B] shortcut
Saw the house he ran up in [F#m] and shot a fucking porch up
Kicked the door down, the murder this [E] divorce slut
Looked around the room, that's when I seen her bedroom [A] door shut
I know you're in there bitch, I got my [G#m] gun popped
Might as well come out now, she said
Come in, it's unlocked
I walked in and all I smelled was Liz Claiborne
And seen her spread across the bed naked [A] watching gay porn
She said, [D#] come here big boy, let's [F#] get acquainted
[G#m] I turned around to run, twisted my ankle and sprang it
She came at [D] me at full speed, nothing could stop her
I shot her five times and every bullet bounced off her
I started to beg [Em] no, please let go
But she swallowed my [B] fucking leg whole like an [N] egg roll
With one leg left, now I'm hopping around crippled
I grabbed my pocket knife and sliced off her right nipple
Just trying to buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick
Tentament [B] to that thang
Go go gadget dick, whip that shit out
And ain't no doubt about it, it hit the [F#] ground cause an earthquake and power outage
I'm shouting now bitch, [B] let's see who gets the best
Up that shit and croaking and fuck that fat slut to death
[C#] Ow!
Ow!
_ [E] _ _ [G#] _
[C#] Ow!
And as we go [E] along, _ [D#m] [A] 12 [G#m] days [C#m] of our lives
[F#] But [G#m] I wish it would stop
[C#] We all face small obstacles and [E] challenges [B] every day
That [F#] we must go [G#m] through
[C#m] These are the things that [G#] surround us
Through our [C#] atmosphere, every day
[E] Every [B] single day, the world [G#m] keeps [C#] turning Keeps turning [B] _ [C#] Keeps turning
_ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _