Attitude Adjustment - Hank Williams, Jr. Chords

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_ _ [Dm] _ _ [D] _ _ Now I met an old friend in a bar the other [G] night and he got a little drunk and he wanted to [E] fight
He jumped up and challenged every man [A] in the room
_ And [D] just about the time he got the words out an old [G] boy jumped up and closed his [A] mouth and used his head for a mop
And his [D] butt for a broom
_ [A] [D] It was an attitude [B] adjustment.
[E] I guess it [A] was his [D] first time
An attitude [B] adjustment now [E] he understands [A] just fine
He [D] got bent out of shape then he opened [G] his mouth [Gm] and just one appointment [B] straightening [D] right out it was a [B] attitude adjustment
[E] [A] It'll work [D] every time
_ Now I've got this big old brother-in [G]-law and me and him just never did get [E] along
Oh, he wants to be sure I'm treating his [A] sister, right?
_ [D] He got drunk one night started beating [G] me up
And I went and got a fire tool out of the [A] truck and laid him out as cold as [D] a block of ice
[A] _ [D] It wasn't attitude [B] adjustment [E] and [A] it'll work [D] every time
An attitude [B] adjustment.
[E] I made him see [C#] the light
[D] He says I'm just a [G] man and he comes around me with his hat in [D] his hand
It was attitude [B] adjustment.
I [E] cured all his [A] family [D] pride
Now my girlfriend slapped me in [G] the face and I said darling that was your first [E] mistake
And then she went wild and her [A] eyes turned red
She [D] started breaking everything and screamed loud [G] kicking me and cussing [A] me out and I gave her a little adjustment [D] on the top of the head
_ It wasn't [B] attitude adjustment.
[E] She [A] loved on me [D] all the time
Just _
[B] got [E] a [G] whole new [A] frame of [C] mind
[D] _
Big [G] we get along and like I said, [D] just attitude [B] adjustment.
[E] Oh [A] everything [D] just fine.
Well almost _
She called the cops to take [G] me in and I said you're never gonna do it [E] friend.
They just smiled and said oh, [Am] yes
_ Now [D]
stick to the head and some kicks to the [G] shins and several bites by rim [A] 1010 and I couldn't wait to get [D] into that
_ It wasn't attitude [B] adjustment.
Oh, [E] I went [D] along peacefully _
Attitude [B] adjustment.
[E] They made me clearly [C] see
[D] So hit is [Am] black and my lips are [G] blue and both [Gm] kneecaps are [B] bit
[D] _ _ [B] _ [E] Adjustment
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[B] _ _ [E] _ [A] _ [D] _ Yes, _
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