Chords for Austin Lounge Lizards: Shallow End Of The Gene Pool
Tempo:
106.4 bpm
Chords used:
E
C
A
B
Bm
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[A] [Bm] [Cm] [Am] [G] [Eb] [E]
[Dbm] [G]
[E] Daddy was a man of letters.
My mama was a head of state.
One [C] day they got their chromosomes together.
[E] Gave me all of their recessive traits.
[Em] [C] I'm an embarrassment to [A] evolution.
My [B]
disposition is unstable and cruel.
My [A] blood's a [B] catastrophic blizzard
coming [C] from the [D] shallow end [Eb] of the [E] gene pool.
My
[Bm] [E] [Bm]
[E] IQ is a negative number.
I've got a sensation but no one can stand.
And [C] my love [Gm] for serious [C] heat and comfort.
[E] Finding deficient [Em] thyroid plans.
I'm [C] a social director's [A] nightmare.
At [B] dinner parties I just babble and drool.
And [A] I [Db] hate to make friends
[C] when you're from the [D] shallow [Eb] end [E] of the gene pool.
[A] The gene pool.
[E] My pictures have been popular and [D] flabby.
[E]
[A] [Gbm] E.G. [A] ways.
[C] But I wasn't even on [B] the graph.
[E]
[Bm] [C] Oh, get shallow, Darcy.
[E]
[C] [Em]
[A] [B]
[A] [B]
[C] [D] [Eb] [Em] [Bm]
[E] Darcy, you're a fool.
[A]
[E] My pictures have been popular and flabby.
[A] They try to chart my E.G. ways.
[C] But I wasn't even on [Bm] the graph.
[E] Biological research is foolish.
You're making breakfast like you wouldn't believe.
Only [C] genetic alteration in humans
[E] will soon be a reality.
They're [C] gonna give me a DNA [A] transplant.
They're [B] gonna leave me for mother toons.
So [A] natural laws will [B] have to break
[C] from the [D] shallow [Eb] end of [E] the gene pool.
[C] From the [Gm] shallow end of [E] the gene pool.
[C] From [Gm] the shallow end of the [E] gene pool.
And that's why Billy Joel McAllister
won't call it a family tree.
[B] [Em] [E] [G] [A] [Bm] [C] [Em]
[E]
[Em] [E]
[Dbm] [G]
[E] Daddy was a man of letters.
My mama was a head of state.
One [C] day they got their chromosomes together.
[E] Gave me all of their recessive traits.
[Em] [C] I'm an embarrassment to [A] evolution.
My [B]
disposition is unstable and cruel.
My [A] blood's a [B] catastrophic blizzard
coming [C] from the [D] shallow end [Eb] of the [E] gene pool.
My
[Bm] [E] [Bm]
[E] IQ is a negative number.
I've got a sensation but no one can stand.
And [C] my love [Gm] for serious [C] heat and comfort.
[E] Finding deficient [Em] thyroid plans.
I'm [C] a social director's [A] nightmare.
At [B] dinner parties I just babble and drool.
And [A] I [Db] hate to make friends
[C] when you're from the [D] shallow [Eb] end [E] of the gene pool.
[A] The gene pool.
[E] My pictures have been popular and [D] flabby.
[E]
[A] [Gbm] E.G. [A] ways.
[C] But I wasn't even on [B] the graph.
[E]
[Bm] [C] Oh, get shallow, Darcy.
[E]
[C] [Em]
[A] [B]
[A] [B]
[C] [D] [Eb] [Em] [Bm]
[E] Darcy, you're a fool.
[A]
[E] My pictures have been popular and flabby.
[A] They try to chart my E.G. ways.
[C] But I wasn't even on [Bm] the graph.
[E] Biological research is foolish.
You're making breakfast like you wouldn't believe.
Only [C] genetic alteration in humans
[E] will soon be a reality.
They're [C] gonna give me a DNA [A] transplant.
They're [B] gonna leave me for mother toons.
So [A] natural laws will [B] have to break
[C] from the [D] shallow [Eb] end of [E] the gene pool.
[C] From the [Gm] shallow end of [E] the gene pool.
[C] From [Gm] the shallow end of the [E] gene pool.
And that's why Billy Joel McAllister
won't call it a family tree.
[B] [Em] [E] [G] [A] [Bm] [C] [Em]
[E]
[Em] [E]
Key:
E
C
A
B
Bm
E
C
A
[A] _ [Bm] _ _ [Cm] _ [Am] _ [G] _ [Eb] _ [E] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Dbm] _ [G] _ _
[E] Daddy was a man of letters.
_ My mama was a head of state.
One [C] day they got their chromosomes together.
_ [E] Gave me all of their recessive traits.
_ [Em] [C] I'm an embarrassment to [A] evolution.
_ My [B]
disposition is unstable and cruel.
My [A] blood's a [B] catastrophic blizzard
coming [C] from the [D] shallow end [Eb] of the [E] gene pool.
_ My _ _
_ _ [Bm] _ _ [E] _ [Bm] _ _ _
[E] IQ is a negative number.
_ I've got a sensation but no one can stand.
And [C] my love [Gm] for serious [C] heat and comfort. _
[E] Finding deficient [Em] thyroid plans.
I'm [C] a social director's [A] nightmare.
_ At [B] dinner parties I just babble and drool.
And [A] I [Db] hate to make friends
[C] when you're from the [D] shallow [Eb] end [E] of the gene pool. _ _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ _ The gene pool. _
[E] My pictures have been popular and [D] flabby.
[E] _
[A] _ _ _ [Gbm] E.G. [A] ways.
[C] But I wasn't even on [B] the graph. _ _
_ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [Bm] _ _ [C] Oh, get shallow, Darcy.
_ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ [Em] _
[A] _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [A] _ _ [B] _ _
[C] _ _ [D] _ [Eb] _ [Em] _ _ [Bm] _
[E] Darcy, you're a fool.
_ [A] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [E] My pictures have been popular and _ flabby.
[A] They try to chart my E.G. ways.
[C] But I wasn't even on [Bm] the graph. _ _ _ _ _ _
[E] Biological research is foolish.
_ You're making breakfast like you wouldn't believe.
_ Only [C] genetic alteration in humans
[E] will soon be a reality.
_ They're [C] gonna give me a DNA [A] transplant.
They're [B] gonna leave me for mother toons.
So [A] natural laws will [B] have to break
[C] from the [D] shallow [Eb] end of [E] the gene pool.
_ [C] From the [Gm] shallow end of [E] the gene pool.
[C] From [Gm] the shallow end of the [E] gene _ _ pool. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ And that's why Billy Joel McAllister
won't call it a family tree.
_ _ [B] _ [Em] _ [E] _ _ [G] _ [A] _ _ _ [Bm] _ _ [C] _ [Em] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [E] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [Em] _ _ _ _ _ [E] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Dbm] _ [G] _ _
[E] Daddy was a man of letters.
_ My mama was a head of state.
One [C] day they got their chromosomes together.
_ [E] Gave me all of their recessive traits.
_ [Em] [C] I'm an embarrassment to [A] evolution.
_ My [B]
disposition is unstable and cruel.
My [A] blood's a [B] catastrophic blizzard
coming [C] from the [D] shallow end [Eb] of the [E] gene pool.
_ My _ _
_ _ [Bm] _ _ [E] _ [Bm] _ _ _
[E] IQ is a negative number.
_ I've got a sensation but no one can stand.
And [C] my love [Gm] for serious [C] heat and comfort. _
[E] Finding deficient [Em] thyroid plans.
I'm [C] a social director's [A] nightmare.
_ At [B] dinner parties I just babble and drool.
And [A] I [Db] hate to make friends
[C] when you're from the [D] shallow [Eb] end [E] of the gene pool. _ _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ _ The gene pool. _
[E] My pictures have been popular and [D] flabby.
[E] _
[A] _ _ _ [Gbm] E.G. [A] ways.
[C] But I wasn't even on [B] the graph. _ _
_ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [Bm] _ _ [C] Oh, get shallow, Darcy.
_ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ [Em] _
[A] _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [A] _ _ [B] _ _
[C] _ _ [D] _ [Eb] _ [Em] _ _ [Bm] _
[E] Darcy, you're a fool.
_ [A] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [E] My pictures have been popular and _ flabby.
[A] They try to chart my E.G. ways.
[C] But I wasn't even on [Bm] the graph. _ _ _ _ _ _
[E] Biological research is foolish.
_ You're making breakfast like you wouldn't believe.
_ Only [C] genetic alteration in humans
[E] will soon be a reality.
_ They're [C] gonna give me a DNA [A] transplant.
They're [B] gonna leave me for mother toons.
So [A] natural laws will [B] have to break
[C] from the [D] shallow [Eb] end of [E] the gene pool.
_ [C] From the [Gm] shallow end of [E] the gene pool.
[C] From [Gm] the shallow end of the [E] gene _ _ pool. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ And that's why Billy Joel McAllister
won't call it a family tree.
_ _ [B] _ [Em] _ [E] _ _ [G] _ [A] _ _ _ [Bm] _ _ [C] _ [Em] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [E] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [Em] _ _ _ _ _ [E] _