Chords for Baby Got Back - Jonathan Coulton

L.A. face with the Oakland booty
I _ [C] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ like big butts and [F] I cannot lie
You [C] other brothers [F] can't deny
[Dm] When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
[G] And a round thing in your face
[C] You get sprung and wanna [F] pull up [C] tight
You notice that's [F] butt we're stuck
[Dm] Feet in the jeans she's wearing
[G] I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
[Em] Ooh babe, I wanna get with ya
[Am] Take your pretty picture
[F] My homeboy's tried to warn me
[G] But that butt you got makes me so [C] horny
Ooh, ruffle [F] smooth skin
[C] You say you wanna [F] get in my [Dm] man's love
Use me, lose me
[G] Cause you ain't that rich, groovy
[C] _ I've seen them dancing
To hell with [F] romancing
[Dm] She's wet, _ wet
[G] Got it going like a turbo vet
[Em] I'm tired of magazines
[Am] Saying flat butts are the thing
[F] Take the average black man and ask him [G] that
She got a pack, much back
So [C] fellas, [G] _ fellas
[Am] Has your girlfriend got [C] the butt?
Y'all wanna [F] shake it, [C] shake [D] it
Shake that [G] healthy butt
_ Baby [Am] got fat
[Em] This would be a perfect [F] movie, man
_ [G] Baby [A] got fat
If that's [Em] what you like, baby [F] man
[G] Baby [Am] got fat
If [Em] that's what you like, [F] baby man
[G] Baby [C] got _ _ _ fat _
_ _ _ I like her [F] round and [C] big
And when I'm throwing [F] a gig
[Dm] I just can't help myself
I'm acting [G] like an animal
Here's my [C] scandal
I wanna [F] get you home
[C] Whoa, double [F] up, whoa, [Dm] whoa
I ain't talking about [G] Playboy
Cause silicone pots are made for toys
[Em] I want real thick and juicy
[Am] So find that juicy devil
[F] _ Johnny C's in trouble
_ [G] Begging for a piece of that bubble
[C] So I'm looking at [F] live [C] videos
Knock me dimples [F] walking like [Dm] hoes
You can have them [G] dimples
I keep my women like Flo Jo
[C] A word to the Pixel Sisters
I wanna get them with ya
I [F] won't cuss or hit [Dm] ya
But I gotta be straight when I [G] say I wanna
Til the break [Em] of dawn
Baby got it going on
[Am] A lot of simps wanna like this song
[F] Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
[G] I'd rather stay in play
[F] Cause I'm long and I'm strong
[G] And I'm down to get the friction on
[C] So ladies, [G] _ ladies
[Am] If you wanna roll in my [C] Mercedes
Then [F] turn [C] around and stick it [D] up _
Even white boys [G] got to shout
_ Baby [Am] got back
[Em] _ _ _ [F] _ _
[G] Baby _ [A] _ got [Em] back
_ [F] _ _ [G] Baby [Am] got back _
[Em] _ _ _ [F] _ _ _ [G] Baby [C] got back
Baby got back
[F] _ _ [C] _ _
Actually, when it comes to [F] females,
Cosmo does not have [C] very much to do at all with my [F] selection.
_ [C] I mean, 36, [F] 24, 36,
[C] _ maybe if [F] she's spot three.
[C] So your girlfriend rolls a [F] Honda
[C] Playing workout tapes by [F] Fonda
[Dm] But Fonda ain't got a motor in the [G] back of the Honda
_ _ [C] My Anaconda [F] don't want [C] none
Unless you [F] have got buns
[Dm] When you can do side bends or sit ups
[G] But please don't lose that butt
[Em] Some brothers wanna play that hard roll
[Am] And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So [F] they toss it and they leave [G] it
And I pull up quick to retrieve [C] it
So Cosmo [F] says you're fat
[C] Well I [F] ain't down with that
[Dm] Cause your waist is small and your curves are [G] kickin'
I'm thinking bout sticking
[C] To the beanpole games in the magazines
You ain't it, [F] Miss Litty?
[Dm] Give me a sister, I can't resist her
[G] Red beans and rice, didn't miss her
[Em] Some never had tried to diss
[Am] Cause his girls are on my list
He [F] had game but he chose to hit em
[G] And I pull up quick to get with em
[C] So lady, [G] if the butt is around
[Am] Then you wanna triple [C] X roll down
[F] Down one nine [C] hundred, Johnny's [D] team
_ _ Kick them [G] _ nasty thoughts
Baby [Am] got bad
_ [Em] _ _
_ [F] _ _ [G] Baby _ [Am] _
got [Em] [F] bad
_ _ _ [G] Baby [Am] got bad
_ [Em] _ _ _ [F] _ _
_ [G] Baby [C] got bad
Baby got bad
[F] _
[C] Baby got bad
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